Lies.

brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain.Posts: 28,484
It's time we start chasing these lies out of the corner and shedding some of the light of truth on them.

I'll start with an prime example:

They say, "A watched pot never boils."  Bulloni.  I watched a pot of water come to a boil once.  Lies, lies, and more lies.

Come on folks, shed some light here.
"Hate your job, love your stuff
If you think that's living, you are
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong"
-Juliana Hatfield
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  • hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of foreverPosts: 19,962
    Gimme some truth, dammit.


  • Meltdown99Meltdown99 None Of Your Business...Posts: 7,261
    brianlux said:
    It's time we start chasing these lies out of the corner and shedding some of the light of truth on them.

    I'll start with an prime example:

    They say, "A watched pot never boils."  Bulloni.  I watched a pot of water come to a boil once.  Lies, lies, and more lies.

    Come on folks, shed some light here.
    I've never heard that saying before, but I have heard "staring at a pot of water will not get it to boil faster".
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PAPosts: 31,399


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  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer MarylandPosts: 15,039
    1) A falling cat always lands on its feet, and;
    2) A dropped piece of bread always lands buttered side down.

    3) So what happens if I strap a piece of bread buttered side up on the back of a cat?
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PAPosts: 31,399
    1) A falling cat always lands on its feet, and;
    2) A dropped piece of bread always lands buttered side down.

    3) So what happens if I strap a piece of bread buttered side up on the back of a cat?
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    "Going where the water tastes like wine!"
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  • lastexitlondonlastexitlondon Posts: 4,917
    edited February 10
    Eating the crusts of the bread will put hairs on your chest/ curly hair!!
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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain.Posts: 28,484
    hedonist said:
    Gimme some truth, dammit.


    Say, that's pretty cool- I dig it!

    Good job keeping it REAL people!  :smiley:

    "Hate your job, love your stuff
    If you think that's living, you are
    Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong"
    -Juliana Hatfield
    ***********
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  • goldrushgoldrush everybody knows this is nowherePosts: 4,710

    “Do not postpone happiness”
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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain.Posts: 28,484
    "A stitch in time saves nine."

    I've never saved more than four and the records is eight.  Close, but no cigar!
    "Hate your job, love your stuff
    If you think that's living, you are
    Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong"
    -Juliana Hatfield
    ***********
    M.I.T.S.







  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commetsPosts: 17,167
    I did not have sexual relations with that woman 
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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain.Posts: 28,484
    Good job, people!  Tell it like it is!

    Here's one we all know and despise:

    "The check's in the mail."
    Right... and then you'll call next week and tell me the dog ate it or Johnny barfed on it or it's snowing.  Well, OK, it might be snowing!
    "Hate your job, love your stuff
    If you think that's living, you are
    Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong"
    -Juliana Hatfield
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 9,900
    One size fits all.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain.Posts: 28,484
    Poncier said:
    One size fits all.
    :lol:
    "Hate your job, love your stuff
    If you think that's living, you are
    Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong"
    -Juliana Hatfield
    ***********
    M.I.T.S.







  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe I have no idea what's going on right now!Posts: 4,836
    The early  bird  catches the worm! Or gets eaten by a predator.
    The early worm is for the birds
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  • mace1229mace1229 Posts: 3,610
    edited February 11
    It was really the 2016 single. The next one is forthcoming.
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain.Posts: 28,484
    mace1229 said:
    It was really the 2016 single. The next one is forthcoming.
    Facepalm.  :lol: 
    "Hate your job, love your stuff
    If you think that's living, you are
    Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong"
    -Juliana Hatfield
    ***********
    M.I.T.S.







  • HobbesHobbes Pacific NorthwestPosts: 4,211
    See the source image
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 9,900

    This weekend we rock Portland
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