My New Halloween Tradition

SPEEDY MCCREADY

So as the kids were coming to the door, with their cute costumes, and parents escorting them, Kathy and I were taking turns answering the door and passing out Milky Ways and Snickers. I had a bag of Butterfingers, BUT THOSE ARE FOR ME! Anyway, Kathy and I had ordered Chinese food and were enjoying our dinner as we passed out the goodies. Then I just could NOT RESIST.

The doorbell rang

The cute kid said "trick or treat"

And I proceeded to drop a packet of soy sauce in his bag.

My wife and I laughed for an hour!

Next year? Everyone gets soy sauce with their candy.

tempo_n_groove

You should be like Charlie Brown and hand out rocks!!!

SPEEDY MCCREADY

I just picture the mom going through the kids bag of candy, and discovering the soy sauce. Hahaha

Hopefully she has a sense of humor.

tempo_n_groove

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

I just picture the mom going through the kids bag of candy, and discovering the soy sauce. Hahaha

Hopefully she has a sense of humor.

That IS funny!!!

dankind

Did you use all the duck sauce and hot mustard?

SPEEDY MCCREADY

dankind said:

Did you use all the duck sauce and hot mustard?

The sweet and sour came in a little plastic cup. So I couldn't have that open up in the kids bag, and ruin all their candy.

So I went with the soy sauce packet.  

dankind

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

dankind said:

Did you use all the duck sauce and hot mustard?

The sweet and sour came in a little plastic cup. So I couldn't have that open up in the kids bag, and ruin all their candy.

So I went with the soy sauce packet.  

Well played, Speedy. Never go full asshole.

Speaking of which, some asshole in our neighborhood gives out toothbrushes.

mfc2006

that is awesome. haha

Poncier

dankind said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

dankind said:

Did you use all the duck sauce and hot mustard?

The sweet and sour came in a little plastic cup. So I couldn't have that open up in the kids bag, and ruin all their candy.

So I went with the soy sauce packet.  

Well played, Speedy. Never go full asshole.

Speaking of which, some asshole in our neighborhood gives out toothbrushes.

Beats what they gave out in my town...

https://www.wcvb.com/article/sewing-needles-found-in-halloween-candy-in-one-massachusetts-town/24516765

Fortunately other side of town from me and my kid didn't get any Twizzlers, but this will be his last year trick or treating.

Bet you're glad yo didn't settle down here Dan.

dankind

Poncier said:

dankind said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

dankind said:

Did you use all the duck sauce and hot mustard?

The sweet and sour came in a little plastic cup. So I couldn't have that open up in the kids bag, and ruin all their candy.

So I went with the soy sauce packet.  

Well played, Speedy. Never go full asshole.

Speaking of which, some asshole in our neighborhood gives out toothbrushes.

Beats what they gave out in my town...

https://www.wcvb.com/article/sewing-needles-found-in-halloween-candy-in-one-massachusetts-town/24516765

Fortunately other side of town from me and my kid didn't get any Twizzlers, but this will be his last year trick or treating.

Bet you're glad yo didn't settle down here Dan.

Fucked up.

rgambs

Poncier said:

dankind said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

dankind said:

Did you use all the duck sauce and hot mustard?

The sweet and sour came in a little plastic cup. So I couldn't have that open up in the kids bag, and ruin all their candy.

So I went with the soy sauce packet.  

Well played, Speedy. Never go full asshole.

Speaking of which, some asshole in our neighborhood gives out toothbrushes.

Beats what they gave out in my town...

https://www.wcvb.com/article/sewing-needles-found-in-halloween-candy-in-one-massachusetts-town/24516765

Fortunately other side of town from me and my kid didn't get any Twizzlers, but this will be his last year trick or treating.

Bet you're glad yo didn't settle down here Dan.

I would bet 10$ the parents did it themselves for attention.  

oftenreading

rgambs said:

Poncier said:

dankind said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

dankind said:

Did you use all the duck sauce and hot mustard?

The sweet and sour came in a little plastic cup. So I couldn't have that open up in the kids bag, and ruin all their candy.

So I went with the soy sauce packet.  

Well played, Speedy. Never go full asshole.

Speaking of which, some asshole in our neighborhood gives out toothbrushes.

Beats what they gave out in my town...

https://www.wcvb.com/article/sewing-needles-found-in-halloween-candy-in-one-massachusetts-town/24516765

Fortunately other side of town from me and my kid didn't get any Twizzlers, but this will be his last year trick or treating.

Bet you're glad yo didn't settle down here Dan.

I would bet 10$ the parents did it themselves for attention.  

Yeah, I agree. Every year there’s a story like this that circulates but when they’re investigated it always ends up being a fake. 
 

PJ_Soul

Poncier said:

dankind said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

dankind said:

Did you use all the duck sauce and hot mustard?

The sweet and sour came in a little plastic cup. So I couldn't have that open up in the kids bag, and ruin all their candy.

So I went with the soy sauce packet.  

Well played, Speedy. Never go full asshole.

Speaking of which, some asshole in our neighborhood gives out toothbrushes.

Beats what they gave out in my town...

https://www.wcvb.com/article/sewing-needles-found-in-halloween-candy-in-one-massachusetts-town/24516765

Fortunately other side of town from me and my kid didn't get any Twizzlers, but this will be his last year trick or treating.

Bet you're glad yo didn't settle down here Dan.

Likely baloney.