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My New Halloween Tradition

SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 24,791
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So as the kids were coming to the door, with their cute costumes, and parents escorting them, Kathy and I were taking turns answering the door and passing out Milky Ways and Snickers. I had a bag of Butterfingers, BUT THOSE ARE FOR ME! Anyway, Kathy and I had ordered Chinese food and were enjoying our dinner as we passed out the goodies. Then I just could NOT RESIST.

The doorbell rang

The cute kid said "trick or treat"

And I proceeded to drop a packet of soy sauce in his bag.


My wife and I laughed for an hour!

Next year? Everyone gets soy sauce with their candy.

Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....

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  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 38,961
    You should be like Charlie Brown and hand out rocks!!!
    Image result for i got a rock
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 24,791

    I just picture the mom going through the kids bag of candy, and discovering the soy sauce. Hahaha

    Hopefully she has a sense of humor.

    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 38,961
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    I just picture the mom going through the kids bag of candy, and discovering the soy sauce. Hahaha

    Hopefully she has a sense of humor.

    That IS funny!!!
  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Did you use all the duck sauce and hot mustard?
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 24,791
    dankind said:
    Did you use all the duck sauce and hot mustard?

    The sweet and sour came in a little plastic cup. So I couldn't have that open up in the kids bag, and ruin all their candy.

    So I went with the soy sauce packet.  

    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:
    dankind said:
    Did you use all the duck sauce and hot mustard?

    The sweet and sour came in a little plastic cup. So I couldn't have that open up in the kids bag, and ruin all their candy.

    So I went with the soy sauce packet.  

    Well played, Speedy. Never go full asshole.

    Speaking of which, some asshole in our neighborhood gives out toothbrushes.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,375
    that is awesome. haha
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,215
    dankind said:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:
    dankind said:
    Did you use all the duck sauce and hot mustard?

    The sweet and sour came in a little plastic cup. So I couldn't have that open up in the kids bag, and ruin all their candy.

    So I went with the soy sauce packet.  

    Well played, Speedy. Never go full asshole.

    Speaking of which, some asshole in our neighborhood gives out toothbrushes.
    Beats what they gave out in my town...

    https://www.wcvb.com/article/sewing-needles-found-in-halloween-candy-in-one-massachusetts-town/24516765

    Fortunately other side of town from me and my kid didn't get any Twizzlers, but this will be his last year trick or treating.

    Bet you're glad yo didn't settle down here Dan.
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  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Poncier said:
    dankind said:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:
    dankind said:
    Did you use all the duck sauce and hot mustard?

    The sweet and sour came in a little plastic cup. So I couldn't have that open up in the kids bag, and ruin all their candy.

    So I went with the soy sauce packet.  

    Well played, Speedy. Never go full asshole.

    Speaking of which, some asshole in our neighborhood gives out toothbrushes.
    Beats what they gave out in my town...

    https://www.wcvb.com/article/sewing-needles-found-in-halloween-candy-in-one-massachusetts-town/24516765

    Fortunately other side of town from me and my kid didn't get any Twizzlers, but this will be his last year trick or treating.

    Bet you're glad yo didn't settle down here Dan.
    Fucked up.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    Poncier said:
    dankind said:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:
    dankind said:
    Did you use all the duck sauce and hot mustard?

    The sweet and sour came in a little plastic cup. So I couldn't have that open up in the kids bag, and ruin all their candy.

    So I went with the soy sauce packet.  

    Well played, Speedy. Never go full asshole.

    Speaking of which, some asshole in our neighborhood gives out toothbrushes.
    Beats what they gave out in my town...

    https://www.wcvb.com/article/sewing-needles-found-in-halloween-candy-in-one-massachusetts-town/24516765

    Fortunately other side of town from me and my kid didn't get any Twizzlers, but this will be his last year trick or treating.

    Bet you're glad yo didn't settle down here Dan.
    I would bet 10$ the parents did it themselves for attention.  
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  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,822
    rgambs said:
    Poncier said:
    dankind said:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:
    dankind said:
    Did you use all the duck sauce and hot mustard?

    The sweet and sour came in a little plastic cup. So I couldn't have that open up in the kids bag, and ruin all their candy.

    So I went with the soy sauce packet.  

    Well played, Speedy. Never go full asshole.

    Speaking of which, some asshole in our neighborhood gives out toothbrushes.
    Beats what they gave out in my town...

    https://www.wcvb.com/article/sewing-needles-found-in-halloween-candy-in-one-massachusetts-town/24516765

    Fortunately other side of town from me and my kid didn't get any Twizzlers, but this will be his last year trick or treating.

    Bet you're glad yo didn't settle down here Dan.
    I would bet 10$ the parents did it themselves for attention.  
    Yeah, I agree. Every year there’s a story like this that circulates but when they’re investigated it always ends up being a fake. 
     
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,506
    edited November 2018
    Poncier said:
    dankind said:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:
    dankind said:
    Did you use all the duck sauce and hot mustard?

    The sweet and sour came in a little plastic cup. So I couldn't have that open up in the kids bag, and ruin all their candy.

    So I went with the soy sauce packet.  

    Well played, Speedy. Never go full asshole.

    Speaking of which, some asshole in our neighborhood gives out toothbrushes.
    Beats what they gave out in my town...

    https://www.wcvb.com/article/sewing-needles-found-in-halloween-candy-in-one-massachusetts-town/24516765

    Fortunately other side of town from me and my kid didn't get any Twizzlers, but this will be his last year trick or treating.

    Bet you're glad yo didn't settle down here Dan.
    Likely baloney.
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