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I play my Vitalogy vinyl LP as loud as I can with the windows open - I hate my neighbors

buck502000buck502000 Birthplace of GIBSON guitar Posts: 8,951
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I hope they get this message - THIS IS NOT FOR YOU, FUCK YOU!!!!



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  • Thirty Bills UnpaidThirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Neighbour stress is the worst form of stress a person can have outside of health concerns with family or friends.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,579
    buck502000 said:
    I hope they get this message - THIS IS NOT FOR YOU, FUCK YOU!!!!



    I'd throw eggs at your house and let my dog poo on your lawn...

     =) 
  • buck502000buck502000 Birthplace of GIBSON guitar Posts: 8,951
    they sit outside and wait for me to come out so they can watch me....... Maybe I should play Lukin?
  • Ray J. T.Ray J. T. Posts: 4,064
    buck502000 said:
    they sit outside and wait for me to come out so they can watch me....... Maybe I should play Lukin?
    Crank Blood as loud as you can too. 
  • buck502000buck502000 Birthplace of GIBSON guitar Posts: 8,951
    Ray J. T. said:
    buck502000 said:
    they sit outside and wait for me to come out so they can watch me....... Maybe I should play Lukin?
    Crank Blood as loud as you can too. 
    oh, that's a good one too!!!!
  • JammalamboJammalambo Posts: 1,321
    If I were your neighbors.. we would be friends.
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 10,107
    Then you should be playing Sirens on repeat....
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • buck502000buck502000 Birthplace of GIBSON guitar Posts: 8,951
    Jammalambo said:
    If I were your neighbors.. we would be friends.
    right, she probably likes betterman LOL
  • buck502000buck502000 Birthplace of GIBSON guitar Posts: 8,951
    tbergs said:
    Then you should be playing Sirens on repeat....
    oh shit - this one might win a prize....
  • deadendpdeadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    edited September 2018
    Blared this out the window (studio version) towards our problem neighbor's house.  It took care of the problem. 
    https://youtu.be/Jgk3u44W2i4
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • Ray J. T.Ray J. T. Posts: 4,064
    If I was living in that block with you, we would easily force a for sale sign on their front lawn! 
  • JammalamboJammalambo Posts: 1,321
    tbergs said:
    Then you should be playing Sirens on repeat....
    That's the only song in the PJ catalog that would make me call the cops.
  • buck502000buck502000 Birthplace of GIBSON guitar Posts: 8,951
    my neighbors on the right did move - he was banging a girl 20 years younger LOL
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,579
    buck502000 said:
    they sit outside and wait for me to come out so they can watch me....... Maybe I should play Lukin?
    They don't wave?
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Ever tried knocking on their door and asking what's up?

    I don't talk to mine, but if they appeared to have a problem with me, I'd ask what the issue was before acting like a damn teenager mad at mom.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • buck502000buck502000 Birthplace of GIBSON guitar Posts: 8,951
    tempo_n_groove said:
    buck502000 said:
    they sit outside and wait for me to come out so they can watch me....... Maybe I should play Lukin?
    They don't wave?
    they stare and smoke
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 10,107
    tempo_n_groove said:
    buck502000 said:
    they sit outside and wait for me to come out so they can watch me....... Maybe I should play Lukin?
    They don't wave?
    Oooh, that gives me another idea. Climb a tree in your yard and stare at them while playing In My Tree.

    You could also sit on your porch and play...Porch.

    Maybe some Rival while you lean back in a rocking chair on your front porch with a shotgun across your lap...
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • buck502000buck502000 Birthplace of GIBSON guitar Posts: 8,951
    dankind said:
    Ever tried knocking on their door and asking what's up?

    I don't talk to mine, but if they appeared to have a problem with me, I'd ask what the issue was before acting like a damn teenager mad at mom.
    she would like to see me on their front door.  we even have a rule car in the garage and the garage door closed only open to enter or exit.
  • buck502000buck502000 Birthplace of GIBSON guitar Posts: 8,951
    tbergs said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    buck502000 said:
    they sit outside and wait for me to come out so they can watch me....... Maybe I should play Lukin?
    They don't wave?
    Oooh, that gives me another idea. Climb a tree in your yard and stare at them while playing In My Tree.

    You could also sit on your porch and play...Porch.

    Maybe some Rival while you lean back in a rocking chair on your front porch with a shotgun across your lap...
    LOLOLOLOLOL
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,579
    buck502000 said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    buck502000 said:
    they sit outside and wait for me to come out so they can watch me....... Maybe I should play Lukin?
    They don't wave?
    they stare and smoke
    Are you wearing the pink bunny outfit again?
  • buck502000buck502000 Birthplace of GIBSON guitar Posts: 8,951
    tempo_n_groove said:
    buck502000 said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    buck502000 said:
    they sit outside and wait for me to come out so they can watch me....... Maybe I should play Lukin?
    They don't wave?
    they stare and smoke
    Are you wearing the pink bunny outfit again?
    no, I mistakenly took my shirt off again while doing yardwork.....
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 10,107
    tempo_n_groove said:
    buck502000 said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    buck502000 said:
    they sit outside and wait for me to come out so they can watch me....... Maybe I should play Lukin?
    They don't wave?
    they stare and smoke
    Are you wearing the pink bunny outfit again?
    Re-enacting that weird bubble scene from Donnie Darko will do it every time.
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    buck502000 said:
    dankind said:
    Ever tried knocking on their door and asking what's up?

    I don't talk to mine, but if they appeared to have a problem with me, I'd ask what the issue was before acting like a damn teenager mad at mom.
    she would like to see me on their front door.  we even have a rule car in the garage and the garage door closed only open to enter or exit.
    OK. Well, best of luck. Hope they don't call the cops with a noise complaint. That would just make matters worse.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 10,107
    Another option is to set off all your smoke detectors, throw on Evacuation and run around your yard screaming along with Eddie as he sings Eeeeeeee-vac-uuuuu-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-tionnnnnn!
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • buck502000buck502000 Birthplace of GIBSON guitar Posts: 8,951
    tbergs said:
    Another option is to set off all your smoke detectors, throw on Evacuation and run around your yard screaming along with Eddie as he sings Eeeeeeee-vac-uuuuu-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-tionnnnnn!
    geez, you have lots of ideas
  • willbarclaywillbarclay Ottawa, Canada Posts: 3,298
    Buck, do I have to remind you again that there is a positivity thread you can go to for escape. 
    I hear you though. I had bad ones with a dumb German shepherd trying to attack our dog all the time. I moved out to the country after that.
  • buck502000buck502000 Birthplace of GIBSON guitar Posts: 8,951
    you guys help me - plus the music is better louder, so that's a plus
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 10,107
    buck502000 said:
    tbergs said:
    Another option is to set off all your smoke detectors, throw on Evacuation and run around your yard screaming along with Eddie as he sings Eeeeeeee-vac-uuuuu-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-tionnnnnn!
    geez, you have lots of ideas
    I can sympathize. I have bad neighbors. They sit in their garage with the bright fluorescent lights on drinking beer and smoking until the sun goes down and beyond. Occasionally they'll blare some explicit rap songs while they say fuck every other word with their 3 year old lapping it all up. Nice people other than that...
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    tbergs said:
    buck502000 said:
    tbergs said:
    Another option is to set off all your smoke detectors, throw on Evacuation and run around your yard screaming along with Eddie as he sings Eeeeeeee-vac-uuuuu-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-tionnnnnn!
    geez, you have lots of ideas
    I can sympathize. I have bad neighbors. They sit in their garage with the bright fluorescent lights on drinking beer and smoking until the sun goes down and beyond. Occasionally they'll blare some explicit rap songs while they say fuck every other word with their 3 year old lapping it all up. Nice people other than that...
    Takes all kinds.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,579
    dankind said:
    tbergs said:
    buck502000 said:
    tbergs said:
    Another option is to set off all your smoke detectors, throw on Evacuation and run around your yard screaming along with Eddie as he sings Eeeeeeee-vac-uuuuu-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-tionnnnnn!
    geez, you have lots of ideas
    I can sympathize. I have bad neighbors. They sit in their garage with the bright fluorescent lights on drinking beer and smoking until the sun goes down and beyond. Occasionally they'll blare some explicit rap songs while they say fuck every other word with their 3 year old lapping it all up. Nice people other than that...
    Takes all kinds.
    Just not YOUR kind!
    http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/266838/the-you-are-thread
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