Top 10 PJ thread evah. OP (& @huntersthompson ) thanks for your humor and creativity
Thanks @jjflash....by the way, Steve Thomas did not contact me as a result of a restraining order going back a few years when Mr. Thomas wanted to make a commemorative poster for my 40th birthday...He sent me a mock up of the poster which included, in no particular order:
1. Me 2. Lazy-boy recliner 3. Basement motiff (as an aside...I don't even have a basement) 4. Pyramid of empty Natural Ice beer cans 5. Thomas the Tank engine track and cars set up....as if being played with (in an odd twist) 6. Mounted deer head with antlers holding up Depends diapers 7. Pile of unpaid bills 8. Shag carpet in the colors of the original Tampa Bay Buccaneers (I don't live in Florida or like the Buccaneers) 9. Spaghetti-O's cans strewn across the room 10. Stacks of old Ranger Rick magazines
There were numerous other cultural references that flew far, far over my head...but that Mr. Thomas thought were just hilarious. I filed both a "cease & desist" and a restraining order....after hearing my arguments, the judge crossed out Mr. Thomas' name and wrote in mine. In hindsight, I don't think the judge was wrong.
Would you be interested in selling me all the AP variants?
Nope.
You can have access to them all for free. You just need to take them to a printer. Probably cost $20 depending on the size and the paper. It's my gift to the entire Pearl Jam community.
Would you be interested in selling me all the AP variants?
Nope.
You can have access to them all for free. You just need to take them to a printer. Probably cost $20 depending on the size and the paper. It's my gift to the entire Pearl Jam community.
Ok these are off the hook!!! As a Cub fan you just nailed that one and I will be printing that! You even put Harry in the window. Outta control! cheers! I’m sending my Ames poster back
Ozzie Crazy Train Variant Seriously... that's the last one.
Only one made.
Poster drop at a Chinese restaurant on 13th St. You have to finish the all you can eat buffet and then do the dishes.
It is stored flat on a bed of rice and surrounded by massage therapists. You have to last 45 minutes without orgasm while they lick duck sauce from your butthole.
I made the mistake of reading this while on a conference call, and I almost lost it before I could hit mute.
Nashville-00
Nashville-03
Chicago-07
E.V. Milwaukee-08
Chicago 1 & 2-09
Alpine Valley 1 & 2-11
Wrigley-13
St. Paul-14
Milwaukee-14 Denver-22 St. Paul 1 & 2 - 23
You guys wanna hear some other crazy shit that goes back to these posters?
A guy from the 10c Facebook page started a GoFundMe to raise money to send me to Boston. They raised $755!!!!!
It's enough to pay for two tickets for Sunday night... two plane tickets... and three nights at an AirBNB! THEN.... get this shit!!!! Another guy GIVES me two tickets FREE for Tuesday night!!! THEN Steve Thomas the artist emails me.... I ask him if I were to design one for HIM what would he request. He says Dune. I make the poster and ask him if he would sign it... and now he's going to sign one of them to be auctioned for charity off at the Wishlist Party.
You guys wanna hear some other crazy shit that goes back to these posters?
A guy from the 10c Facebook page started a GoFundMe to raise money to send me to Boston. They raised $755!!!!!
It's enough to pay for two tickets for Sunday night... two plane tickets... and three nights at an AirBNB! THEN.... get this shit!!!! Another guy GIVES me two tickets FREE for Tuesday night!!! THEN Steve Thomas the artist emails me.... I ask him if I were to design one for HIM what would he request. He says Dune. I make the poster and ask him if he would sign it... and now he's going to sign one of them to be auctioned for charity off at the Wishlist Party.
Fucking amazing!!!!
Soldier Field, Chicago, IL 7-11-1995; United Center, Chicago, IL 6-29-1998; MGM Grand, Las Vegas, NV 10-22-2000 ~PJ10~; Pepsi Center, Denver, CO 4-1-2003; Cricket Pavilion, Phoenix, AZ 6-7-2003; United Center, Chicago, IL 6-18-2003; Alpine Valley, East Troy, WI 6-21-2003; Fox Theatre, St. Louis, MO 10-5-2004; The Gorge, George, WA 9-1-2005; United Center, Chicago, IL 5-16-2006; United Center, Chicago, IL 5-17-2006; Pepsi Center, Denver, CO 7-2-2006; Pepsi Center, Denver, CO 7-3-2006; United Center, Chicago, IL 8-23-2009; United Center, Chicago, IL 8-24-2009; Rogers Arena, Vancouver, BC 12-4-2013; Key Arena, Seattle, WA 12-6-2013; iWireless Arena, Moline, IL 10-17-2014 ~No Code Show~; Xcel Energy Center, St. Paul, MN 10-19-2014; Bradley Center, Milwaukee, WI 10-20-2014 ~Yield Show~; Pepsi Center, Denver, CO 10-22-2014 ~PJ24~: Wrigley Field 1 & 2, 2016; Safeco Field, Seattle Home Shows 1 & 2; Wrigley Field, Chicago Away Shows 1 & 2....
The funny part about that invisible jet is that I did actually have to photoshop out the invisible jet which sounds bat shit crazy to say out loud.
But I pulled this from the old TV show, and if you'll remember... Wonder Woman's invisible jet in the show had white lines around it. So I had to take those out to make it funnier.
these have all been great, but this got a literal lol from me.
I requested this one from Andrew... love it and was rolling over laughing when I saw it. Thanks Andrew... you deserve your trip to Boston! See you there man!
The funny part about that invisible jet is that I did actually have to photoshop out the invisible jet which sounds bat shit crazy to say out loud.
But I pulled this from the old TV show, and if you'll remember... Wonder Woman's invisible jet in the show had white lines around it. So I had to take those out to make it funnier.
HAHAHAHA. I would never thought this if you didn't say it. Just put Wonder Woman in...easy....Nope, needs the invisible jet too.
The funny part about that invisible jet is that I did actually have to photoshop out the invisible jet which sounds bat shit crazy to say out loud.
But I pulled this from the old TV show, and if you'll remember... Wonder Woman's invisible jet in the show had white lines around it. So I had to take those out to make it funnier.
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1. Me
2. Lazy-boy recliner
3. Basement motiff (as an aside...I don't even have a basement)
4. Pyramid of empty Natural Ice beer cans
5. Thomas the Tank engine track and cars set up....as if being played with (in an odd twist)
6. Mounted deer head with antlers holding up Depends diapers
7. Pile of unpaid bills
8. Shag carpet in the colors of the original Tampa Bay Buccaneers (I don't live in Florida or like the Buccaneers)
9. Spaghetti-O's cans strewn across the room
10. Stacks of old Ranger Rick magazines
There were numerous other cultural references that flew far, far over my head...but that Mr. Thomas thought were just hilarious. I filed both a "cease & desist" and a restraining order....after hearing my arguments, the judge crossed out Mr. Thomas' name and wrote in mine. In hindsight, I don't think the judge was wrong.
XOXO
HST
You can have access to them all for free. You just need to take them to a printer. Probably cost $20 depending on the size and the paper.
It's my gift to the entire Pearl Jam community.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yzb1c2ggooku2kw/AABWXbXAZRtAgEf3DrZ582rWa?dl=0
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As a Cub fan you just nailed that one and I will be printing that! You even put Harry in the window. Outta control!
cheers! I’m sending my Ames poster back
Born to be wild motorcycles
Bullit car chase
Munster mobile
Bus from Speed
Wicked witch from the east on a broom
ET on a bike
Nashville-03
Chicago-07
E.V. Milwaukee-08
Chicago 1 & 2-09
Alpine Valley 1 & 2-11
Wrigley-13
St. Paul-14
Milwaukee-14
Denver-22
St. Paul 1 & 2 - 23
Nashville-03
Chicago-07
E.V. Milwaukee-08
Chicago 1 & 2-09
Alpine Valley 1 & 2-11
Wrigley-13
St. Paul-14
Milwaukee-14
Denver-22
St. Paul 1 & 2 - 23
Thanks for making his day as well
(Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)
“Put yer good money on the sunrise”
(Tim Rogers)
A guy from the 10c Facebook page started a GoFundMe to raise money to send me to Boston.
They raised $755!!!!!
It's enough to pay for two tickets for Sunday night... two plane tickets... and three nights at an AirBNB!
THEN.... get this shit!!!!
Another guy GIVES me two tickets FREE for Tuesday night!!!
THEN Steve Thomas the artist emails me.... I ask him if I were to design one for HIM what would he request. He says Dune. I make the poster and ask him if he would sign it... and now he's going to sign one of them to be auctioned for charity off at the Wishlist Party.
Wrigley 8/20/18
Fenway 9/2/2018
Fenway 9/4/2018
Wetlands 91
CBGB 91
Roseland 91
and many, many more
these have all been great, but this got a literal lol from me.
But I pulled this from the old TV show, and if you'll remember... Wonder Woman's invisible jet in the show had white lines around it. So I had to take those out to make it funnier.