April Fools

brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,802
I hate hate hate April fools jokes and my wife knows it but she made a good one today.  She said, did you see the weather report that says it's going to snow tonight?  I couldn't believe it!  I started to run to the computer and she said, "April fools!".    It's going to be in the mid to high 70's today. :lol:
"Don't give in to the lies.  Don't give in to the fear. Hold on to the truth.  And to hope."
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Tsk tsk, B.  From the great Mr. Benes =)


    Alton: Looks like rain.
    George: I know, I know, that’s what they said.
    Alton: Who said?
    George: The weather guy, Dr. Waldo.
    Alton: I don’t need anybody to tell me it’s gonna rain.
    George: No, of course not. I didn’t.
    Alton: All I have to do is stick my head out the window. Which ones supposed to be the funny guy?


    (I'm not a fan of the day either.  Shhh!)
  • kce8kce8 Posts: 1,636
    Luckily I didn't get fooled today.... but I got the snow! :angry: 
    :lol:
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,471
    suppose to snow near me tomorrow morning (not that much though).  this weekend was nice though.  Best April Fools prank
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWDc1mlukfU

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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,802
    kce, eeriepadave, may your spring days soon bring you some sunshine!  (No April fooling!)
    "Don't give in to the lies.  Don't give in to the fear. Hold on to the truth.  And to hope."
    -Jim Acosta











  • curmudgeonesscurmudgeoness Brigadoon, foodie capital Posts: 4,007
    I'm laughing so hard at this (but I really WANT the Brooks running shoes with light-up midsoles!).

    https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/krvn/

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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,802
    edited April 2018
    I'm laughing so hard at this (but I really WANT the Brooks running shoes with light-up midsoles!).

    https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/krvn/

    Ha!  Around here that alarm would last one morning with a thousand pieces embedded in the nearest wall.  :lol:
    "Don't give in to the lies.  Don't give in to the fear. Hold on to the truth.  And to hope."
    -Jim Acosta











  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,456
    Aaaaaaand I wake up to 2-3 inches of snow this morning. GO THE FUCK AWAY WINTER!!!
  • DegeneratefkDegeneratefk Posts: 3,123
    After all the kids finished the Easter egg hunt, I told them there was one more golden egg with $100 in it. They had 20 minutes to find it. After the time ran out, I said April fools.

    Nothing like tricking a bunch of children. 
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,534
    Anyone see that Lexus / 23 and Me commercial? That was pretty funny
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    After all the kids finished the Easter egg hunt, I told them there was one more golden egg with $100 in it. They had 20 minutes to find it. After the time ran out, I said April fools.

    Nothing like tricking a bunch of children. 
    :rofl:
  • HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,433
    After all the kids finished the Easter egg hunt, I told them there was one more golden egg with $100 in it. They had 20 minutes to find it. After the time ran out, I said April fools.

    Nothing like tricking a bunch of children. 
    Egghole.
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,802
    After all the kids finished the Easter egg hunt, I told them there was one more golden egg with $100 in it. They had 20 minutes to find it. After the time ran out, I said April fools.

    Nothing like tricking a bunch of children. 
    So, Degeneratefk, what next?  Scaring the poor little kiddies after torturing them with the prospect of getting rich?  :lol:

    "Don't give in to the lies.  Don't give in to the fear. Hold on to the truth.  And to hope."
    -Jim Acosta











  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?


    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • DegeneratefkDegeneratefk Posts: 3,123
    Hobbes said:
    After all the kids finished the Easter egg hunt, I told them there was one more golden egg with $100 in it. They had 20 minutes to find it. After the time ran out, I said April fools.

    Nothing like tricking a bunch of children. 
    Egghole.
    I see what you did there
    will myself to find a home, a home within myself
    we will find a way, we will find our place
  • lastexitlondonlastexitlondon Posts: 14,283
    Is that the name for a chickens under carriage?
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