Tequila...... You Tawdry Little Tramp

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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,880
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Cuervo Gold has served generations of tequila drinkers well before your fancy Don Julios and Patrons came along. 

    If it ain’t broke, don’t go broke trying to fix it. 
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  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Funny, lots of tequila barf stories.
    Trick there (and sure Ani will agree) is to only drink good tequila.  NEVER drink shit tequila.
    Good tequila?  Stuff is a nectar of the gods -- bad tequila will make you fuck huge women and shit your pants.

    (Maybe that was only me?)
    I dunno, might just be me, but I think there is a quantity variable here that is significant, not just quality. 
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,880
    dankind said:
    Cuervo Gold has served generations of tequila drinkers well before your fancy Don Julios and Patrons came along. 

    If it ain’t broke, don’t go broke trying to fix it. 
    If I even smell Cuervo, I want to barf.  I went years without drinking tequila at all because of what Jose and I went through.   
    Glad you like it, though, and I take bake poking fun at it to Brian.  If you like it, drink it & enjoy it!
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,880
    oftenreading said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Funny, lots of tequila barf stories.
    Trick there (and sure Ani will agree) is to only drink good tequila.  NEVER drink shit tequila.
    Good tequila?  Stuff is a nectar of the gods -- bad tequila will make you fuck huge women and shit your pants.

    (Maybe that was only me?)
    I dunno, might just be me, but I think there is a quantity variable here that is significant, not just quality. 
    You are a wise person -- I am sure most of these stories do not revolve around drinking a few ounces of the stuff.
    (Although I will personally projectile vomit on a single shot of what I consider to be garbage tequila at this point in the game.  Admittedly, I got to this point by drinking far too much, far too many times.)
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  • mcgruff10
    mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 29,143
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Funny, lots of tequila barf stories.
    Trick there (and sure Ani will agree) is to only drink good tequila.  NEVER drink shit tequila.
    Good tequila?  Stuff is a nectar of the gods -- bad tequila will make you fuck huge women and shit your pants.

    (Maybe that was only me?)
    that's some funny ass stuff right there! lol

    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,373
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  • Amongst the Ani
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    That Tequila will probably also make it burn when you pee. 
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  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
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    F Me In The Brain said:
    Funny, lots of tequila barf stories.
    Trick there (and sure Ani will agree) is to only drink good tequila.  NEVER drink shit tequila.
    Good tequila?  Stuff is a nectar of the gods -- bad tequila will make you fuck huge women and shit your pants.

    (Maybe that was only me?)

    Lol

    'Shallow Hal' syndrome. It happens when plastered on tequila.
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  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Tequila again tonight. I can’t quit this ho. 
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    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,880
    Tequila for me as well. Tres Generations Anejo.  Shots and beer.  2 shots for every beer.
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  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    That’s the way to do it. Drink hard and go fight people. 
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    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Amongst the Ani said:
    That’s the way to do it. Drink hard and go fight people. 
    You tell 'em, Mr. Hemingway!  I'm on a different libation and green path, but with you both on the "hell yeah" front.
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    Tequila for me tonight too. And I had vodka earlier. Bad me. 
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    I sense a few hangovers come tomorrow.
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,671
    F Me In The Brain said:
    ^^^ Brian -- that is exactly what you should NOT put in your body, lol.
    Haha!  Could be but I wouldn't know.  I'm the luckiest damn drunk on earth because I have an instant shut off valve.  What happens is this:  now days, when I drink, I fairly quickly (a couple of drinks tops) start to get head spins and then can't drink any more.  So a finger or two of Cuervo Gold will last me at least a couple of hours of slow sipping.  The same effect is what got me to stop smoking cigarettes- I got to a point back in the mid eighties where just a couple of drags off a cigarette made me very uncomfortably dizzy with head spins.  It's a weird self-limiting feature of my brain that I seemed to have developed, which is fine, although it was fun getting totally wasted when I was young.  Now, it's just a little wine or tequila, a little green, and I'm good to go!
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,880
    Interesting
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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,792
    Haven’t had it in a while do love drinking Margaritas , these days vodka & red vino 
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  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    It’s a Wednesday. I’m off from work. Me and my ho Tequila are going to spend some time together. 
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    Rob
    Seattle
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,880
    I banged around with her last night.  Again on Friday, per plan.
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