Tequila...... You Tawdry Little Tramp

Amongst the Ani
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F Me proclaimed his love for vodka (http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/263305/vodka-how-do-i-love-thee/p1). I hereby declare my lust for Tequila.

Vodka is the virgin you take home to meet Mom and Dad.
Tequila is the sexy minx that gives you a night you will never remember, and a morning wondering why it burns when you pee.

F Me can have his boring missionary position fun with Vodka, I will have an orgy with Tequila. 

So to the other Tequila lusters, have a shot and make some bad decisions...... So I am not the only one.
 
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Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
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  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Lol

    'So take that' wussy vodka drinkers.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,396
    tequila once hurt me so hard, I have sworn it off forever.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,878
    The funny thing is...I'm a cheating fuck.
    I runoff with tequila once every few weeks - and she is a good pound.


    But she will never best Lady V.
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  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Lady V is a sweet girl. Tequila is that crazy bitch we all love. 
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    Rob
    Seattle
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    But, but...burning pee-time??

    I love me a good, strong margarita but straight, no way.  Learned my lesson after one time, same as with J Daniels.
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    hedonist said:
    But, but...burning pee-time??

    I love me a good, strong margarita but straight, no way.  Learned my lesson after one time, same as with J Daniels.
    My new New Year's resolution...get Hedo to take tequila shots. Who's with me? ;)
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Saw this today. Best name for tequila ever!


  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    As a Marine I support this tequila. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Teq can be smooth and awesome or rough as hell.

    In Mexico about 25 years ago, a bartender that looked as if he didn't approve of my buddy and I poured us a shot as we were trying to get sexy. The moment the tequila entered my mouth... my body reacted. It was like gasoline. My buddy, a hardened veteran of the psychic wars, didn't fare well either. We both went to the bathroom and sent it back. We were not lightweights. This stuff was toxic... and obviously designed to try and rid establishments of gringos.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,396
    "trying to get sexy"?

    with your buddy?

    :confounded:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    EV LA1 08
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    Vancouver 11
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,878
    Wobbie:
    https://youtu.be/P2vkiLHiTcY


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  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Wobbie said:
    "trying to get sexy"?

    with your buddy?

    :confounded:
    Lol

    We did our damndest to be the best looking men in Mexico.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • mcgruff10
    mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 29,143
    went to mexico in '96 and drank way too much tequila in some dive bar.   Lots of puking and spinning beds ensued.  my buddy ended up in a mexican jail for three days for pissing on the 18th hole of a golf course and had to bribe his way out.  I haven't had a sip since.  Tequila is bad, very very very bad.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,671
    edited December 2017
    mcgruff10 said:
    went to mexico in '96 and drank way too much tequila in some dive bar.   Lots of puking and spinning beds ensued.  my buddy ended up in a mexican jail for three days for pissing on the 18th hole of a golf course and had to bribe his way out.  I haven't had a sip since.  Tequila is bad, very very very bad.
    Bummer, McG!

    I  had the exact opposite experience in Mexico.  In the late 80's I went to Cabo San Lucas to visit my ex.  One particular day, I sat in a bar that felt like  being in a Hemingway short story and drank margaritas (which down there were a much more simple concoction, not foo-foo drinks they are here in California).  I felt more high than drunk.  A day or two later, we went to another local bar and I had three or four margaritas.  After a while, quite pleasantly buzzed and euphoric feeling, I went for a walk at night through the poor part of town for a dose of reality (the wealthy American touristas were a major downer).  My ex eventually found me wandering around half dazed, partly depressed because I knew we we not going to get back together, and fully bombed, and she yelled at me for wandering around in the  "dangerous" part of town. 

    "Dangerous?," I said.  "No, this is the only real place around here.  I'm quite happy to here". 

    "GET IN THE CAR!" she yelled at me.  I complied. 

    The next day, other than being quite depressed, I felt fine. 
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    -Roberto Benigni

  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,878
    Funny, lots of tequila barf stories.
    Trick there (and sure Ani will agree) is to only drink good tequila.  NEVER drink shit tequila.
    Good tequila?  Stuff is a nectar of the gods -- bad tequila will make you fuck huge women and shit your pants.

    (Maybe that was only me?)
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  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Funny, lots of tequila barf stories.
    Trick there (and sure Ani will agree) is to only drink good tequila.  NEVER drink shit tequila.
    Good tequila?  Stuff is a nectar of the gods -- bad tequila will make you fuck huge women and shit your pants.

    (Maybe that was only me?)
    Pretty sure you are not alone. Bad tequila = horrible hangover in a bottle. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Amongst the Ani
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    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,671
    ¡No problemas!


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    -Roberto Benigni

  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,878
    ^^^ Brian -- that is exactly what you should NOT put in your body, lol.
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