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  • mace1229mace1229 Posts: 7,164
    Can’t remember if I’ve posted this before. Was at the nature museum again, this always makes me laugh.

  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 24,982

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  • tishtish gonePosts: 4,261
    Well now Mickey, that depends. Is that a middle finger or a penis? Actually, now that I get a better look we're screwed either way.
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  • mace1229mace1229 Posts: 7,164
    Guitar Center and I have a different definition of what it means to be on clearance.


  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 31,341
    mace1229 said:
    Guitar Center and I have a different definition of what it means to be on clearance.


    YOU SAVE ZERO DOLLARS AND ZERO CENTS ON THIS CLEARANCE ITEM!
  • mace1229mace1229 Posts: 7,164
    mace1229 said:
    Guitar Center and I have a different definition of what it means to be on clearance.


    YOU SAVE ZERO DOLLARS AND ZERO CENTS ON THIS CLEARANCE ITEM!
    Yeah, I couldn’t afford to pass up that bargain.
  • GlowGirlGlowGirl New York, NYPosts: 5,104

  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 24,982
    no picture but as sign on a business message sign


    "if life gives you melons
    you probably have dyslexia"
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • tishtish gonePosts: 4,261
    mickeyrat said:
    no picture but as sign on a business message sign


    "if life gives you melons
    you probably have dyslexia"
      😀 
  • 23scidoo23scidoo Thessaloniki,GreecePosts: 16,233
    edited February 2

    Post edited by 23scidoo on
    Athens 2006. Dusseldorf 2007. Berlin 2009. Venice 2010. Amsterdam 1 2012. Amsterdam 1+2 2014. Buenos Aires 2015.
    Prague Krakow Berlin 2018.
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  • hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of foreverPosts: 24,246
    Cats, boners, dyslexia…these are hilarious. 
  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 11,468
    If you get a chance check out The Black Keys twitter account. they are doing some hilarious mocking of school board and local commissioners meetings to promote their tour.  two links below.  really funny stuff.


    https://twitter.com/theblackkeys/status/1488527977788940295?s=21

    https://twitter.com/theblackkeys/status/1488891310656274433?s=21


  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 31,341
    pjhawks said:
    If you get a chance check out The Black Keys twitter account. they are doing some hilarious mocking of school board and local commissioners meetings to promote their tour.  two links below.  really funny stuff.


    https://twitter.com/theblackkeys/status/1488527977788940295?s=21

    https://twitter.com/theblackkeys/status/1488891310656274433?s=21


    D.I.C.K.S.

    Dads
    Interested
    Choosing
    Kids'
    Songs

    Hysterical!!
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 24,982
      "A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
    "Excuse me, can you help me?
    I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,
    but I don't know where I am."
    .
    "The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."
    .
    She rolled her eyes and said,
     "You must be a Democrat."
    ,
    "I am, replied the man. How did you know?"
    .
    "Well, answered the balloonist, everything you told me is technically correct...
    but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost."
    .
    "Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
    .
    "The man smiled and responded,
     "You must be a Republican."
    .
    "I am," replied the balloonist.
    "How did you know?"
    .
    "Well," said the man,
    "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air."
    .
    "You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.
    You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met,
    but somehow,
    now it's my fault."

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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • tishtish gonePosts: 4,261
    edited February 12
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    Post edited by tish on
  • tishtish gonePosts: 4,261
    edited February 12
    My Pipsqueak:

  • HobbesHobbes Pacific NorthwestPosts: 5,533
    The dip and spin move! This employee deserves praise and a raise.


  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 24,982
    whats the first rule of fight club?


    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • tishtish gonePosts: 4,261

  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 24,982
    tish said:


    shit BETTER hope it aint breech.....
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • tishtish gonePosts: 4,261
    🤣 
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 31,341
    Hobbes said:
    The dip and spin move! This employee deserves praise and a raise.


    OMG I cracked up at this, lol!!!
  • crookedcrosscrookedcross Right Near Da Beach, BoiiiPosts: 1,410

  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commetsPosts: 26,914
    In Da Chub(by)
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon WinnipegPosts: 31,336
    imagine being a performer in front of millions of people and the next day all you see is memes of yourself floating around the internet making fun of your weight. 
    I think I'll move to Australia


  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 31,341
    imagine being a performer in front of millions of people and the next day all you see is memes of yourself floating around the internet making fun of your weight. 
    Not gonna lie, first thing I thought of was his weight.
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon WinnipegPosts: 31,336
    imagine being a performer in front of millions of people and the next day all you see is memes of yourself floating around the internet making fun of your weight. 
    Not gonna lie, first thing I thought of was his weight.
    so did I. that's natural when you don't see someone for a while and their appearance has changed. but I didn't create a meme about it shaming him in public. 
    I think I'll move to Australia


  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 24,982
    imagine being a performer in front of millions of people and the next day all you see is memes of yourself floating around the internet making fun of your weight. 
    Not gonna lie, first thing I thought of was his weight.
    so did I. that's natural when you don't see someone for a while and their appearance has changed. but I didn't create a meme about it shaming him in public. 

    meme aside, wonder what his streaming/download numbers before the show and then after ... 
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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