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  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,636

  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,494
    tish said:

    THAT economy is still going strong ....
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  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,350

    He must be confused w his grunge bands and surely he meant Nirvana...
    .... Eddie Vedder is the one famous for singing from behind his teeth and no one understanding the words/lyrics.

    wasn't that the whole point of Adam Sandlers skit on SNL about it...

    "Yarling is a singing style popularized in The Nineties, in particular in Grunge and Post-Grunge bands, 

    /.../

    It is characterised by a nasal baritone drone, with many of the words being slurred or unenunciated, thus making singers who choose this style prone to becoming The Unintelligible and their audience prone to Mondegreens. Although widely popular when first popularized by Eddie Vedder (and, to an extent, Layne Staley), this type of singing is controversial among music fans with many claiming it to have killed previous, 'powerful' styles of singing."

    https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Yarling


    (Not that one would have to explain a joke, but whatever - now I did)


    Only time I can question when we didn't understand Vedder was when he started ad libbing YLB, lol.

    I never knew this was even a thing?  PJ as a mumble?  Never heard of it.
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,504
    A bloody nose in the U.S. is different than a bloody nose in England
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    JOEJOEJOE said:
    A bloody nose in the U.S. is different than a bloody nose in England
    No shit!

    When I was in London, I quickly learned that the accident my taxi was in should not be described as my having been rear-ended :lol:
  • GlowGirlGlowGirl Posts: 10,880
    Watch this to the end.


  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    :lol:
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,350
    GlowGirl said:
    Watch this to the end.


    TY I watched this 5 times in a row, still laughing!!!

    The one cat that bounced off the chair has me rolling!!!


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,504
    The guy in charge of accounting for the U.S. Army is named General Ledger!
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,494

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    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Posts: 1,716

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  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,976
    GlowGirl said:


    Bonus points for anyone who can pronounce it!  :lol:
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,976
    Saw this on FB today:

    A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barkeep say, "You're in here pretty often. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?"
    The horse replies, "I don't think I am," and vanishes from existence.

    See, the joke is about Descartes' famous philosophy of "I think , therefore I am", but to explain that part before the rest of the joke would be putting Descartes before the horse.

    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • PapPap Posts: 28,965
    brianlux said:
    GlowGirl said:

    Bonus points for anyone who can pronounce it!  :lol:
    :rofl:
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  • GlowGirlGlowGirl Posts: 10,880
    brianlux said:
    Saw this on FB today:

    A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barkeep say, "You're in here pretty often. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?"
    The horse replies, "I don't think I am," and vanishes from existence.

    See, the joke is about Descartes' famous philosophy of "I think , therefore I am", but to explain that part before the rest of the joke would be putting Descartes before the horse.

    Good one 😀
  • brianlux said:
    GlowGirl said:


    Bonus points for anyone who can pronounce it!  :lol:
    Easy. We both happen to be Polish. :smiley:
  • 23scidoo23scidoo Posts: 19,225
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    A rooster?  If so, that is one rather large and strange-looking cock.
  • GlowGirlGlowGirl Posts: 10,880
    hedonist said:
    A rooster?  If so, that is one rather large and strange-looking cock.
     I know. I thought it looked more like a vulture.

  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,421
    Y'all gals know your cock!

    :chicken:
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Hobbes said:
    Y'all gals know your cock!

    :chicken:
    We sure (a-doodle) do =)
  • 23scidoo23scidoo Posts: 19,225
    Athens 2006. Dusseldorf 2007. Berlin 2009. Venice 2010. Amsterdam 1 2012. Amsterdam 1+2 2014. Buenos Aires 2015.
    Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
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    I wish i was the souvenir you kept your house key on..
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,494

    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • mickeyrat said:

    This is funny but dude is stopped at a light.
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,494
    mickeyrat said:

    This is funny but dude is stopped at a light.

    lights on the cops light bar are lit....
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • mickeyrat said:
    mickeyrat said:

    This is funny but dude is stopped at a light.

    lights on the cops light bar are lit....
    Doesn't look like it is but still makes for a funny meme.
  • 23scidoo23scidoo Posts: 19,225
    Athens 2006. Dusseldorf 2007. Berlin 2009. Venice 2010. Amsterdam 1 2012. Amsterdam 1+2 2014. Buenos Aires 2015.
    Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
    EV, Taormina 1+2 2017.

    I wish i was the souvenir you kept your house key on..
  • Love it @cutz
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