Hipsters and Young Folk

brianlux

tweedyfanjen said:

I thought for sure I'd see a man bun at the Band of Horses show last night but I didn't.

Too bad this guy hadn't shown up...

chadwick

2-feign-reluctance said:

@chadwick


https://youtube.com/watch?v=jbTI7eWaQbk

damn that is some schooling on hipsters right there.

guacamolejoe

HesCalledDyer said:

Who's fucking idea was it to make skinny jeans for men?

Another terrible trend. Growing up I couldn't fit into Levis or Wranglers because of my butt, thighs & calves. Had to buy Lee's & I was never overweight. Man buns, you would have gotten a beating if you went out like that in my neighborhood, lol.

Wobbie

chadwick said:

2-feign-reluctance said:

@chadwick


https://youtube.com/watch?v=jbTI7eWaQbk

damn that is some schooling on hipsters right there.

sho nuff, was!

disclaimer: I drink PBR for its award winning taste.

mfc2006

brianlux said:

tweedyfanjen said:

I thought for sure I'd see a man bun at the Band of Horses show last night but I didn't.

Too bad this guy hadn't shown up...

haha!

HesCalledDyer

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He at his food before it was cool.

How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.

Who was the first hipster?
You've probably never heard of him.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does a hipster buy the soundtrack?

PJfanwillneverleave1

HesCalledDyer said:

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He at his food before it was cool.

How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.

Who was the first hipster?
You've probably never heard of him.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does a hipster buy the soundtrack?

Funny shit right here.

tweedyfanjen

brianlux said:

tweedyfanjen said:

I thought for sure I'd see a man bun at the Band of Horses show last night but I didn't.

Too bad this guy hadn't shown up...

jesus...

AceCool

brianlux said:

tweedyfanjen said:

I thought for sure I'd see a man bun at the Band of Horses show last night but I didn't.

Too bad this guy hadn't shown up...

I'll bet that dude has tattoos on his neck of stupid shit like sharks, UFOs, plates of fried chicken and Chinese characters and shit like that. He also showed up riding a Vespa.

F Me In The Brain

HesCalledDyer said:

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He at his food before it was cool.

How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.

Who was the first hipster?
You've probably never heard of him.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does a hipster buy the soundtrack?

:rofl:
"You've probably never heard of him."

My 11 yr old nephew told me yesterday that he was going to buy me some "joggers" (if you don't know what these are, it is a cross between pajama pants and sweatpants that kids wear these days), some "KDs" (socks), and a "sweet" shirt so that I could dress like a cool guy. I told him the world had enough Hipsters already.

Wobbie

my old license plate...I'm hip, but not a hipster.

pjhawks

HesCalledDyer said:

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He at his food before it was cool.

How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.

Who was the first hipster?
You've probably never heard of him.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does a hipster buy the soundtrack?

love this one. so true. actually chuckled out loud reading it.

Who Princess

After reading this thread I think I understand why my youngest nephew thinks I'm so totally uncool.

PJ_Soul

F Me In The Brain said:

Wobbie said:

another horrible look....this is NOT how you wear a beanie.

The word Beanie screams Hipster to start with.
Agree on wearing a goddamn winter fucking hat indoors, in the summer. You just look downright silly. Your choice, of course, but you look like a fool.

You're right. It's called a touque FFS.

PJ_Soul

HesCalledDyer said:

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He at his food before it was cool.

How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.

Who was the first hipster?
You've probably never heard of him.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does a hipster buy the soundtrack?

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.

HesCalledDyer

Confucious say: Hipster kill self, always be underground.

HesCalledDyer

guacamolejoe

Glad I moved out of NYC before most of the hipsters moved in. Moved out in 04. When did the hipster movement start? Don't think any were around during Y2K, lol.

F Me In The Brain

guacamolejoe said:

Glad I moved out of NYC before most of the hipsters moved in. Moved out in 04. When did the hipster movement start? Don't think any were around during Y2K, lol.

If you look around the table and cannot spot the Hipster in NYC, it is you.
jk.

You're right. It's called a touque FFS.
I think this is only true in Canada or in the US where French Canadians have been. Not sure of that, but growing up 3 hours from Montreal, I know it as a "hat" a "winter hat" or a "toque."
Also pretty sure the only reason to be worn where it is that far back (and doesnt cover your ears) is if you are sweating or you slept somewhere cold and just got out of bed.
(Everyone who lives in warm places is thoroughly confused...)

PJ_Soul

F Me In The Brain said:

guacamolejoe said:

Glad I moved out of NYC before most of the hipsters moved in. Moved out in 04. When did the hipster movement start? Don't think any were around during Y2K, lol.

If you look around the table and cannot spot the Hipster in NYC, it is you.
jk.

You're right. It's called a touque FFS.
I think this is only true in Canada or in the US where French Canadians have been. Not sure of that, but growing up 3 hours from Montreal, I know it as a "hat" a "winter hat" or a "toque."
Also pretty sure the only reason to be worn where it is that far back (and doesnt cover your ears) is if you are sweating or you slept somewhere cold and just got out of bed.
(Everyone who lives in warm places is thoroughly confused...)

Lol, I know it's a Canadian word. But it is also the only correct term.