Hipsters and Young Folk

hauntingfamiliar · October 2016

Wobbie said:
man bun sighting in the first row behind home plate at dogturd stadium. of course.

to not confuse anyone, dogturd stadium = chavez latrine = home of the los angeles d**gers.

Mmmmm....you should take a picture and post it for the ladies.

Wobbie · October 2016

another horrible look....this is NOT how you wear a beanie.

Wobbie · October 2016

or this:

brianlux · October 2016

Bentleyspop said:
Not a fan of the man bun but if some 20something wants to look like everyone else so be it.

But a 50something with a man bun is just WRONG

Generally guys over 50 just shouldn't try anything too off the wall. But some do it pretty well I'd say!

Wobbie · October 2016

is this the story of a johnny rotten?

2-feign-reluctance · October 2016

@chadwick

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jbTI7eWaQbk

2-feign-reluctance · October 2016

Wobbie said:
another horrible look....this is NOT how you wear a beanie.

Good to see the glasses my Dad wore throughout the 1980s are back in style.

Wobbie · October 2016

2-feign-reluctance said:

Wobbie said:
another horrible look....this is NOT how you wear a beanie.

Good to see the glasses my Dad wore throughout the 1980s are back in style.

yeah, harry caray would be proud.

F Me In The Brain · October 2016

Wobbie said:
another horrible look....this is NOT how you wear a beanie.

The word Beanie screams Hipster to start with.
Agree on wearing a goddamn winter fucking hat indoors, in the summer. You just look downright silly. Your choice, of course, but you look like a fool.

tweedyfanjen · October 2016

I thought for sure I'd see a man bun at the Band of Horses show last night but I didn't.

brianlux · October 2016

tweedyfanjen said:
I thought for sure I'd see a man bun at the Band of Horses show last night but I didn't.

Too bad this guy hadn't shown up...

chadwick · October 2016

2-feign-reluctance said:
@chadwick

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jbTI7eWaQbk

damn that is some schooling on hipsters right there.

guacamolejoe · October 2016

HesCalledDyer said:
Who's fucking idea was it to make skinny jeans for men?

Another terrible trend. Growing up I couldn't fit into Levis or Wranglers because of my butt, thighs & calves. Had to buy Lee's & I was never overweight. Man buns, you would have gotten a beating if you went out like that in my neighborhood, lol.

Wobbie · October 2016

chadwick said:

2-feign-reluctance said:
@chadwick

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jbTI7eWaQbk
damn that is some schooling on hipsters right there.

sho nuff, was!

disclaimer: I drink PBR for its award winning taste.

mfc2006 · October 2016

brianlux said:

tweedyfanjen said:
I thought for sure I'd see a man bun at the Band of Horses show last night but I didn't.
Too bad this guy hadn't shown up...

haha!

HesCalledDyer · October 2016

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He at his food before it was cool.

How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.

Who was the first hipster?
You've probably never heard of him.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does a hipster buy the soundtrack?

PJfanwillneverleave1 · October 2016

HesCalledDyer said:
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He at his food before it was cool.

How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.

Who was the first hipster?
You've probably never heard of him.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does a hipster buy the soundtrack?

Funny shit right here.

tweedyfanjen · October 2016

brianlux said:

tweedyfanjen said:
I thought for sure I'd see a man bun at the Band of Horses show last night but I didn't.
Too bad this guy hadn't shown up...

jesus...

AceCool · October 2016

brianlux said:

tweedyfanjen said:
I thought for sure I'd see a man bun at the Band of Horses show last night but I didn't.
Too bad this guy hadn't shown up...

I'll bet that dude has tattoos on his neck of stupid shit like sharks, UFOs, plates of fried chicken and Chinese characters and shit like that. He also showed up riding a Vespa.

F Me In The Brain · October 2016

HesCalledDyer said:
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He at his food before it was cool.

How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.

Who was the first hipster?
You've probably never heard of him.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does a hipster buy the soundtrack?

"You've probably never heard of him."

My 11 yr old nephew told me yesterday that he was going to buy me some "joggers" (if you don't know what these are, it is a cross between pajama pants and sweatpants that kids wear these days), some "KDs" (socks), and a "sweet" shirt so that I could dress like a cool guy. I told him the world had enough Hipsters already.

Wobbie · October 2016

my old license plate...I'm hip, but not a hipster.

pjhawks · October 2016

HesCalledDyer said:
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He at his food before it was cool.

How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.

Who was the first hipster?
You've probably never heard of him.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does a hipster buy the soundtrack?

love this one. so true. actually chuckled out loud reading it.

Who Princess · October 2016

After reading this thread I think I understand why my youngest nephew thinks I'm so totally uncool.

PJ_Soul · October 2016

F Me In The Brain said:

Wobbie said:
another horrible look....this is NOT how you wear a beanie.

The word Beanie screams Hipster to start with.
Agree on wearing a goddamn winter fucking hat indoors, in the summer. You just look downright silly. Your choice, of course, but you look like a fool.

You're right. It's called a touque FFS.

PJ_Soul · October 2016

HesCalledDyer said:
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He at his food before it was cool.

How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.

Who was the first hipster?
You've probably never heard of him.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does a hipster buy the soundtrack?

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.

HesCalledDyer · October 2016

Confucious say: Hipster kill self, always be underground.

HesCalledDyer · October 2016

guacamolejoe · October 2016

Glad I moved out of NYC before most of the hipsters moved in. Moved out in 04. When did the hipster movement start? Don't think any were around during Y2K, lol.

F Me In The Brain · October 2016

guacamolejoe said:
Glad I moved out of NYC before most of the hipsters moved in. Moved out in 04. When did the hipster movement start? Don't think any were around during Y2K, lol.

If you look around the table and cannot spot the Hipster in NYC, it is you.
jk.

You're right. It's called a touque FFS.
I think this is only true in Canada or in the US where French Canadians have been. Not sure of that, but growing up 3 hours from Montreal, I know it as a "hat" a "winter hat" or a "toque."
Also pretty sure the only reason to be worn where it is that far back (and doesnt cover your ears) is if you are sweating or you slept somewhere cold and just got out of bed.

(Everyone who lives in warm places is thoroughly confused...)

PJ_Soul · October 2016

F Me In The Brain said:

guacamolejoe said:
Glad I moved out of NYC before most of the hipsters moved in. Moved out in 04. When did the hipster movement start? Don't think any were around during Y2K, lol.
If you look around the table and cannot spot the Hipster in NYC, it is you.
jk.

You're right. It's called a touque FFS.
I think this is only true in Canada or in the US where French Canadians have been. Not sure of that, but growing up 3 hours from Montreal, I know it as a "hat" a "winter hat" or a "toque."
Also pretty sure the only reason to be worn where it is that far back (and doesnt cover your ears) is if you are sweating or you slept somewhere cold and just got out of bed.
(Everyone who lives in warm places is thoroughly confused...)

Lol, I know it's a Canadian word. But it is also the only correct term.

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