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Goodbye . . . for now

marsupialmarsupial Posts: 14
edited December 2009 in The Porch
Dear Pearl Jam People:

I regret to inform you that I will be leaving the board for awhile to sort through a recent tragedy. I can't really say what it is, but it has something to do with my cubicle at work. Seems its current spot on the 9th floor just isn't good enough, so it may relocate to the 10th floor. But I can't really say much more, just know that I am struggling, suffering, in deep deep depression and listing to Pearl Jam 24/7 in an attempt to 1) cope with this recent upheaval in my life and 2) prove to myself that I am capable of suffering on a deeper level than any other man on the face of the earth.

Don't think about me while I'm gone. Oh who am I kidding . . . think about me always, in particular about how much of a troubled soul I must be to have to take on such a personal tragedy. Lose sleep over me. Remember me as the biggest fan of the band, but only because the music reminds me of what a difficult point I'm at in my life right now. Remember me always as the man who is certain that every word penned by Ed was done so with the express intent of furthering the pain I feel over my cubicle relocation.

Thank you all, I hope to recover by 2020 and rejoin you here with a fresh outlook.
I Don't Give 01/01/01; A Flying Fuck 02/02/02; What Shows 03/03/03; You've Attended 04/04/04;
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  • skyeriverwinterskyeriverwinter Posts: 1,894
    This doesn't sound very good....
  • LizardkingLizardking Posts: 936
    27 posts and he is leaving? Did he ever really get here?
    Lizardking

    http://www.myspace.com/lizardkings1

    (This Post May Have Been Edited By AT&T)
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    Good luck with the move.
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    i like your signature :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,710
    Come back and see us when you get an office with real walls and such.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • woundedorganwoundedorgan Posts: 607
    this is a weird thread....

    ....this should be deleted
    God Loves Pearl Jam
  • shadowcastshadowcast Posts: 2,182
    Don't forget to bring your red stapler ...
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    marsupial posts how I imagine Dwight from The Office would... I think it's him.
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    I dont get it...ummm....false..what...wait...was there a question somewhere?
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    "And he's moving on up.. to a deeeeluxe apartment in the skyyyyyyyyhi"
    "I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive


  • jonbond1779jonbond1779 Posts: 1,638
    Lizardking wrote:
    27 posts and he is leaving? Did he ever really get here?


    Yeah! You will be missed?! - who are you again???
    "Bring it back, to the clean form. To the pure form"

    28/09/04 - Boston, 20/04/06 - London [\\mm//Astoria\\mm//] - 18/06/07 - Wembley Arena, 11/08/09 -  London [\\mm//Shepherds Bush Empire\\mm//],18/08/09 - 02 Arena, 25/06/10 - Hyde Park, 26/06/12 - Amsterdam, 27/06/12 - Amsterdam, 08/07/14 - Leeds,11/07/14 - Milton Keynes, 13/06/18 - Amsterdam, 18/06/18 - London 02 Arena, 17/07/18 - London 02 Arena, 08/08/22 - Hyde Park, 9/08/22 - Hyde Park - 25/08/22 - Amsterdam, 29/07/24 - London {*Tottenham Stadium TBC*}
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,243
    marsupial wrote:
    Dear Pearl Jam People:

    I regret to inform you that I will be leaving the board for awhile to sort through a recent tragedy. I can't really say what it is, but it has something to do with my cubicle at work. Seems its current spot on the 9th floor just isn't good enough, so it may relocate to the 10th floor. But I can't really say much more, just know that I am struggling, suffering, in deep deep depression and listing to Pearl Jam 24/7 in an attempt to 1) cope with this recent upheaval in my life and 2) prove to myself that I am capable of suffering on a deeper level than any other man on the face of the earth.

    Don't think about me while I'm gone. Oh who am I kidding . . . think about me always, in particular about how much of a troubled soul I must be to have to take on such a personal tragedy. Lose sleep over me. Remember me as the biggest fan of the band, but only because the music reminds me of what a difficult point I'm at in my life right now. Remember me always as the man who is certain that every word penned by Ed was done so with the express intent of furthering the pain I feel over my cubicle relocation.

    Thank you all, I hope to recover by 2020 and rejoin you here with a fresh outlook.

    i guess that this is goodbye..(EV)
    www.cluthelee.com
  • InMyTree4InMyTree4 Posts: 1,239
    it seems like there droppin like flys recently...but good luck
    PJ:7/2/03.9/28/04.5/25/06.8/5/07.6/14/08.6/27/08.6/28/08.6/30/08.
    10/30/09.10/31/09.5/17/10.9/7/11
    EV:boston 1+2.albnay 1.boston 2010
  • jeffbrjeffbr Posts: 7,177
    I, for one, will miss marsupial's cutting sarcasm, which like his new office space, seems to fly about one floor above where people currently are.
    "I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
  • arielariel Posts: 191
    It’s for the best pal...I think even if your efforts were as subtle as a brick, you’re still flying too high for this audience :(
    Creating walls to call your own
    So no one catches you?
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,799
    That signature line is fucking classic :)
  • Big EdBig Ed Posts: 331
    Sorry Dude.....thats me.......I'm 265lbs. right now, and gaining every day.
    Funny though.....I was 185lbs. ten years ago before I got my current job......sitting in a cubicle all day.
    Ignoring Rusted Signs
  • memememe Posts: 4,695
    jeffbr wrote:
    I, for one, will miss marsupial's cutting sarcasm, which like his new office space, seems to fly about one floor above where people currently are.

    :D
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • HermanBloomHermanBloom Posts: 1,764
    Lizardking wrote:
    27 posts and he is leaving? Did he ever really get here?
    True
    SLC 11/2/95, Park City 6/21/98, Boise 11/3/00, Seattle 12/9/02, Vancouver 5/30/03, Gorge 9/1/05, Vancouver 9/2/05, Gorge 7/22/06, Gorge 7/23/06, Camden I 6/19/08, MSG I 6/24/08, MSG II 6/25/08, Hartford 6/27/08, Mansfield II 6/30/08; Eddie Albany 6/8/09, 6/9/09; Philly 10/30/09, 10/31/09; Boston 5/17/10
    I thought the world...Turns out the world thought me
  • yahamitayahamita Posts: 1,514
    Sounds like OFFICE SPACE....relocating to the basement!
    so sorry you are going through struggles. We all have our own personal issues to deal with in life. Hope you can pull yourself out of this funk...
    I knew all the rules, but the rules did not know me...GUARANTEED!

    Hail Hail HIPPIEMOM

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  • smile05smile05 Posts: 600
    no broadband on the 10th floor?????

    smaritans must have been engaged
    1:Black 2:Corduroy 3:All Those Yesterdays 4:I Got ID 5:Smile

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    Throw down my ace in the hole~~~~~~

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  • CitizenRickCitizenRick Posts: 1,079
    Bye Bye...we hardly knew ya. No...really...we hardly knew ya!
    "Had my eyes peeled both wide open, and I got a glimpse...of my innocense, got back my inner sence, baby got it...still got it"
  • pateljampateljam Posts: 340
    freeworld4u&me wrote:
    Don't forget to bring your red stapler ...
    Ah "Office Space" that is some funny shit...
    2000-10-28 San Bernardino
    2003-06-02 Irvine
    2003-10-26 Mountain View-Bridge School
    2006-07-09 Los Angeles
    2006-07-10 Los Angeles
    2006-10-22 Mountain View- Bridge School
    2008-07-19 UCLA-Who Rock Honors
    2009-10-1 Los Angeles-2
    2009-10-9 San Diego
  • ZanneZanne Posts: 899
    These types of threads are reaching epidemic proportions lately. I dunno why anyone has to leave, just don't post for a while, don't read, whatever.. It's like bands breaking up.. I don't get it.

    Peace
    Just me
  • Truth MachineTruth Machine Posts: 113
    0.0
    "I'd like to thank all you mother fuckers. All you mother fuckers..." EV-10/03/05
  • pearljammer20pearljammer20 Posts: 116
    freeworld4u&me wrote:
    Don't forget to bring your red stapler ...


    that was hilarious
    08/29 & 8/30 2000-Mansfield
    7/2 & 7/11 2003-Mansfield
    9/28 & 9/29 2004-Boston
    5/24 & 5/25 2006-Boston-11th & 10th row
    6/27 2008-Hartford -Front Row Center!
    6/28 & 6/30 2008-Mansfield

    08/01 (2nd row) & 08/02/2008 (Eddie Vedder) Boston


    skinny little bitch
  • Spot In The SkySpot In The Sky Posts: 1,175
    im not even sure the point of this post... (mine and the original poster)
    "The world is dangerous, feel safe here tonight..." EV 9/17/06

    38+6 shows at the age of 27 and counting...but still no Undone

    My podcast: Hotel Manager Talk- Dedicated to Hotel Employees, tell your friends. http://www.HotelManagerTalk.com
  • emily18emily18 Posts: 489
    :d
  • morgie2morgie2 Posts: 1,065
    good luck.
    Boston II 94 Boston II 06 Mansfield I 08 Mansfield II 08 Seattle I 09 Seattle II 09
    Hartford 10 Boston 10 Wrigley 13 Worcester I 13 Worcester II 13 Hartford 13
    NYC I 16 NYC II 16 Fenway I 16 Fenway II 16  Fenway 1 18  Fenway II 18
    E.V. Boston II 08 E.V. Albany II 09 E.V. Providence 11, E.V. Boston 11
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  • emperor penguinemperor penguin Posts: 197
    i dont understand this post. is this guy on the pot?
    I like bands.
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