Ted Cruz is being followed around Iowa by a man accusing him of a truly terrible crime.

PJ_Soul

lolobugg said:

rgambs said:

JimmyV said:

I almost hope Cruz is the nominee just so I can spend the fall referring to him as Rafael Eduardo Cruz - his full given name. That is sure to annoy many a Conservative who have spent the last eight years pointing out Barack Hussein Obama's full given name.

No doubt, the guy's name is Rafael and he changes it to Ted to be a red meat politician...yeah, let's trust him!

I have seen some hilarious memes, him mashed up with Kevin from the office, him as the alien in human skin from Men In Black, asking for sugar water saying his human costume is itchy lol

I don't give a shit what someone looks when it comes to my vote, but for entertainment purposes...
Trump looks like an orange blow-up doll with a cheap toupe
Carson looks like an affable idiot
Cruz looks like he is not even human, he is simply one of the ugliest men alive
O'Malley is too handsome to be president, nobody will trust him
Sanders looks like Doc Brown from Back to the Future

Always liked Doc Brown

I actually had a crush on him, lol.

lolobugg

PJ_Soul said:

lolobugg said:

rgambs said:

JimmyV said:

I almost hope Cruz is the nominee just so I can spend the fall referring to him as Rafael Eduardo Cruz - his full given name. That is sure to annoy many a Conservative who have spent the last eight years pointing out Barack Hussein Obama's full given name.

No doubt, the guy's name is Rafael and he changes it to Ted to be a red meat politician...yeah, let's trust him!

I have seen some hilarious memes, him mashed up with Kevin from the office, him as the alien in human skin from Men In Black, asking for sugar water saying his human costume is itchy lol

I don't give a shit what someone looks when it comes to my vote, but for entertainment purposes...
Trump looks like an orange blow-up doll with a cheap toupe
Carson looks like an affable idiot
Cruz looks like he is not even human, he is simply one of the ugliest men alive
O'Malley is too handsome to be president, nobody will trust him
Sanders looks like Doc Brown from Back to the Future

Always liked Doc Brown

I actually had a crush on him, lol.

Back to the Future is a guilty favorite of mine.
rock n roll, time travel, lightning bolts, hoverboards... i can watch it any time it is on tv.
I think the Bern looks like a cross between Doc and Larry David.

pickupyourwill

This was trending on Facebook...lol...

"Zodiac Killer: 38 Percent of Florida Voters Think It Is Possible Ted Cruz Is Serial Killer, Poll Says
When asked, "Do you think Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer?" by Public Policy Polling, 10 percent said yes and 28 percent weren't sure. The Zodiac Killer was active in 1968, and Cruz was born in 1970."

...is he reincarnated?...lol...someone had a pic up of him awhile back which said "This human suit is itchy"...lol...reminded me of a Dr. Who episode

I want to be clear that I am not bullying Ted Cruz, just find it funny all the stuff that comes up during an election. lol

brianlux

pickupyourwill said:

This was trending on Facebook...lol...

"Zodiac Killer: 38 Percent of Florida Voters Think It Is Possible Ted Cruz Is Serial Killer, Poll Says
When asked, "Do you think Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer?" by Public Policy Polling, 10 percent said yes and 28 percent weren't sure. The Zodiac Killer was active in 1968, and Cruz was born in 1970."

...is he reincarnated?...lol...someone had a pic up of him awhile back which said "This human suit is itchy"...lol...reminded me of a Dr. Who episode

I want to be clear that I am not bullying Ted Cruz, just find it funny all the stuff that comes up during an election. lol

Typical Floridian methods for taking a polls include throwing darts at answers pinned to the wall and eeny, meeny, miny, moe...

lolobugg

i know the one thing that Cruz has killed: his supporter's enthusiasm and the belief that he can win the nomination.
also as a vampire: i wonder how he can come out during the daylight hours????