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Ted Cruz is being followed around Iowa by a man accusing him of a truly terrible crime.

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A mysterious man has been showing up at Ted Cruz's campaign events in Iowa with a sign reading "Ted Cruz Likes Nickelback," amusing the hell out of the Internet and generally doing God's work. Everyone knows there's nothing worse than being accused of liking the Canadian band Nickelback (no offense, Nickelback!) except maybe being accused of liking other Canadian band Barenaked Ladies (sorry, Barenaked Ladies!). Especially when you're accused of being a secret Canadian.

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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,592
    AET post for sure.
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  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,038
    "...amusing the hell out of the Internet and generally doing God's work."

    Haha!
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  • FreeFree Posts: 3,562
    If you look at the link, Iowa was not his first stop. LOL
  • CH156378CH156378 Posts: 1,539
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • PJfanwillneverleave1PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    Free said:

    A mysterious man has been showing up at Ted Cruz's campaign events in Iowa with a sign reading "Ted Cruz Likes Nickelback," amusing the hell out of the Internet and generally doing God's work. Everyone knows there's nothing worse than being accused of liking the Canadian band Nickelback (no offense, Nickelback!) except maybe being accused of liking other Canadian band Barenaked Ladies (sorry, Barenaked Ladies!). Especially when you're accused of being a secret Canadian.

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    http://www.someecards.com/news/politics/ted-cruz-likes-nickelback/

    Now that is funny shit.
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,538
    It looks like he's gonna win Iowa
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    Iowa seems to like Nickelback.
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  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,038
    edited February 2016
    Leezestarr313 said:

    Iowa seems to like Nickelback.

    I owed a nickel once. Things like that are soon to be forgotten!
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    My dad always said, "don't take any wooden nickels".

    And yet, we have two from Woody's - a record store my husband used to frequent before moving west.
  • InHiding80InHiding80 Posts: 7,623
    Being Ted Cruz is a terrible crime itself.
  • FreeFree Posts: 3,562
    InHiding80 said:

    Being Ted Cruz is a terrible crime itself.

    Shocking that he won last night.
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 Posts: 23,303
    yes, this didn't work.

    unless....

    his supporters are conservative, holy rollin nickelback fans.
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    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • EnkiduEnkidu Posts: 2,996
    This is pretty hilarious.

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/02/04/1480113/-Ted-Cruz-s-Logo-Hilariously-Appropriate?detail=facebook
  • jeffbrjeffbr Posts: 7,177
    Liking Nickleback may or may not be a forgivable offense, but check out this endorsement Cruz has received and is proud of:

    Ted Cruz Defends Endorsement From Pastor Who Believes Hitler Was ‘Hunter’ Sent By God
    Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz isn’t backing away from the endorsement of Mike Bickle, a controversial evangelical pastor who once characterized Hitler as “a hunter” sent by God to go after Jews who don’t to convert to Christianity.
    Despite calls from Jewish groups to denounce Bickle’s interpretation of scripture, a senior advisor to Cruz instead welcomed the pastor’s support in a statement published today in the Jewish Journal.
    Are there any Cruz supporters here who can defend this? I find this appalling and more than a little crazy.
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,592
    Ted Cruz ad has been pulled because it was found out what other credits this particular actress who starred in this commercial had on her resume, soft core porn
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  • JimmyVJimmyV Posts: 19,171
    I almost hope Cruz is the nominee just so I can spend the fall referring to him as Rafael Eduardo Cruz - his full given name. That is sure to annoy many a Conservative who have spent the last eight years pointing out Barack Hussein Obama's full given name.
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  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    JimmyV said:

    I almost hope Cruz is the nominee just so I can spend the fall referring to him as Rafael Eduardo Cruz - his full given name. That is sure to annoy many a Conservative who have spent the last eight years pointing out Barack Hussein Obama's full given name.

    No doubt, the guy's name is Rafael and he changes it to Ted to be a red meat politician...yeah, let's trust him!

    I have seen some hilarious memes, him mashed up with Kevin from the office, him as the alien in human skin from Men In Black, asking for sugar water saying his human costume is itchy lol

    I don't give a shit what someone looks when it comes to my vote, but for entertainment purposes...
    Trump looks like an orange blow-up doll with a cheap toupe
    Carson looks like an affable idiot
    Cruz looks like he is not even human, he is simply one of the ugliest men alive
    O'Malley is too handsome to be president, nobody will trust him
    Sanders looks like Doc Brown from Back to the Future
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • CH156378CH156378 Posts: 1,539
    Rafael Eduardo Cruz. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • SmellymanSmellyman Posts: 4,524
    JimmyV said:

    I almost hope Cruz is the nominee just so I can spend the fall referring to him as Rafael Eduardo Cruz - his full given name. That is sure to annoy many a Conservative who have spent the last eight years pointing out Barack Hussein Obama's full given name.

    And he was born in Canada!
  • lolobugglolobugg Posts: 8,192
    rgambs said:

    JimmyV said:

    I almost hope Cruz is the nominee just so I can spend the fall referring to him as Rafael Eduardo Cruz - his full given name. That is sure to annoy many a Conservative who have spent the last eight years pointing out Barack Hussein Obama's full given name.

    No doubt, the guy's name is Rafael and he changes it to Ted to be a red meat politician...yeah, let's trust him!

    I have seen some hilarious memes, him mashed up with Kevin from the office, him as the alien in human skin from Men In Black, asking for sugar water saying his human costume is itchy lol

    I don't give a shit what someone looks when it comes to my vote, but for entertainment purposes...
    Trump looks like an orange blow-up doll with a cheap toupe
    Carson looks like an affable idiot
    Cruz looks like he is not even human, he is simply one of the ugliest men alive
    O'Malley is too handsome to be president, nobody will trust him
    Sanders looks like Doc Brown from Back to the Future
    Always liked Doc Brown

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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,954
    lolobugg said:

    rgambs said:

    JimmyV said:

    I almost hope Cruz is the nominee just so I can spend the fall referring to him as Rafael Eduardo Cruz - his full given name. That is sure to annoy many a Conservative who have spent the last eight years pointing out Barack Hussein Obama's full given name.

    No doubt, the guy's name is Rafael and he changes it to Ted to be a red meat politician...yeah, let's trust him!

    I have seen some hilarious memes, him mashed up with Kevin from the office, him as the alien in human skin from Men In Black, asking for sugar water saying his human costume is itchy lol

    I don't give a shit what someone looks when it comes to my vote, but for entertainment purposes...
    Trump looks like an orange blow-up doll with a cheap toupe
    Carson looks like an affable idiot
    Cruz looks like he is not even human, he is simply one of the ugliest men alive
    O'Malley is too handsome to be president, nobody will trust him
    Sanders looks like Doc Brown from Back to the Future
    Always liked Doc Brown
    I actually had a crush on him, lol.
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  • lolobugglolobugg Posts: 8,192
    edited February 2016
    PJ_Soul said:

    lolobugg said:

    rgambs said:

    JimmyV said:

    I almost hope Cruz is the nominee just so I can spend the fall referring to him as Rafael Eduardo Cruz - his full given name. That is sure to annoy many a Conservative who have spent the last eight years pointing out Barack Hussein Obama's full given name.

    No doubt, the guy's name is Rafael and he changes it to Ted to be a red meat politician...yeah, let's trust him!

    I have seen some hilarious memes, him mashed up with Kevin from the office, him as the alien in human skin from Men In Black, asking for sugar water saying his human costume is itchy lol

    I don't give a shit what someone looks when it comes to my vote, but for entertainment purposes...
    Trump looks like an orange blow-up doll with a cheap toupe
    Carson looks like an affable idiot
    Cruz looks like he is not even human, he is simply one of the ugliest men alive
    O'Malley is too handsome to be president, nobody will trust him
    Sanders looks like Doc Brown from Back to the Future
    Always liked Doc Brown
    I actually had a crush on him, lol.
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  • pickupyourwillpickupyourwill Posts: 3,135
    This was trending on Facebook...lol...

    "Zodiac Killer: 38 Percent of Florida Voters Think It Is Possible Ted Cruz Is Serial Killer, Poll Says
    When asked, "Do you think Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer?" by Public Policy Polling, 10 percent said yes and 28 percent weren't sure. The Zodiac Killer was active in 1968, and Cruz was born in 1970."

    ...is he reincarnated?...lol...someone had a pic up of him awhile back which said "This human suit is itchy"...lol...reminded me of a Dr. Who episode

    I want to be clear that I am not bullying Ted Cruz, just find it funny all the stuff that comes up during an election. lol
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,038
    pickupyourwill said:

    This was trending on Facebook...lol...

    "Zodiac Killer: 38 Percent of Florida Voters Think It Is Possible Ted Cruz Is Serial Killer, Poll Says
    When asked, "Do you think Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer?" by Public Policy Polling, 10 percent said yes and 28 percent weren't sure. The Zodiac Killer was active in 1968, and Cruz was born in 1970."

    ...is he reincarnated?...lol...someone had a pic up of him awhile back which said "This human suit is itchy"...lol...reminded me of a Dr. Who episode

    I want to be clear that I am not bullying Ted Cruz, just find it funny all the stuff that comes up during an election. lol

    Typical Floridian methods for taking a polls include throwing darts at answers pinned to the wall and eeny, meeny, miny, moe... :lol:
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  • lolobugglolobugg Posts: 8,192
    i know the one thing that Cruz has killed: his supporter's enthusiasm and the belief that he can win the nomination.
    also as a vampire: i wonder how he can come out during the daylight hours????

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