Elderly Woman Behind the Monitor in a Small Town

Foxy Mop
Foxy Mop Posts: 2,823
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A song to be sung to Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town

Elderly Woman Behind the Monitor in a Small Town

1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 3

I need to buy a ticket at face
Had'em in my cart, couldn't seem to place it
Cannot find the correct field to type my name
Timeclock is ticking down on me...

All these tickets I must chase
I wish to see every place
And Chloe/Crown entices me

Carts and seats they fade, fade away
Carts and seats they fade, fade away

I swear, I recognized the steaks
CAPTCHA is a bitch, stress slowly raising
I couldn't recall forgotten password
It's hard when you're stuck up in the search

I crashed by not clicking at all??
Crap browser predicts my fate
Perhaps that's why Ticketbastard denied me....

I just want to scream, OH NOOOOO!!!

My God, I've clicked too long!
Never dreamed I'd lose them!!!!!

But now here you are, and here I am (sob)

Please sell me your pair of tickets....for face....
.....for face....

MSG 1, MSG2, Philly 1, Philly 2

Thank you
https://youtu.be/YqCc0rwzUEc
☆ Wishlist Foundation ☆

This is my kind of love...
♥♥♥
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  • BrokenHalos
    BrokenHalos Posts: 293
    If I had them - they would be yours. Best 'sung to the tune of' in a long time =)
    when he's happy he looks insane

    Gorge 2005
  • 104 years and counting
    104 years and counting Posts: 554
    Fantastic
  • StevieG
    StevieG Ontario Posts: 850
    You should win a fucking award for this!! Love it
    Barrie, ON - Aug 22, 1998
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  • Glorified_N
    Glorified_N Posts: 57
    "I swear a recognized the steaks"

    This is the best!!! Thank you for sharing!!
  • PP193448
    PP193448 Here Posts: 4,282
    edited January 2016
    Good luck to you Foxy. I'm not going to any of those shows, but if had extra would gladly sell to you at face value. I have never met you, but you are a good person who is always involved in wish list parties and you are a positive part of this community. Therefore to assist in your search I will donate a $10 tenclub gift card to each person who gets you a ticket to these 4 shows.
    Post edited by PP193448 on
    2006 Clev,Pitt; 2008 NY MSGx2; 2010 Columbus; 2012 Missoula; 2013 Phoenix,Vancouver,Seattle; 2014 Cincy; 2016 Lex, Wrigley 1&2; 2018 Wrigley 1&2; 2022 Louisville
  • VedderMTL
    VedderMTL Montreal, Canada Posts: 1,401
    !!!
  • elwayvedder
    elwayvedder South Jersey Posts: 9,179
    Love it Laura. Its too early now but touch base with me as we get closer as by then I should know if I have any extra(s)
    -EV
    www.operationyellowribbon.org
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    Glorified_N said:

    "I swear a recognized the steaks"

    This is the best!!! Thank you for sharing!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxnxH-7Xk7U
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