Elderly Woman Behind the Monitor in a Small Town

Foxy Mop · January 2016

A song to be sung to Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town

Elderly Woman Behind the Monitor in a Small Town

1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 3

I need to buy a ticket at face
Had'em in my cart, couldn't seem to place it
Cannot find the correct field to type my name
Timeclock is ticking down on me...

All these tickets I must chase
I wish to see every place
And Chloe/Crown entices me

Carts and seats they fade, fade away
Carts and seats they fade, fade away

I swear, I recognized the steaks
CAPTCHA is a bitch, stress slowly raising
I couldn't recall forgotten password
It's hard when you're stuck up in the search

I crashed by not clicking at all??
Crap browser predicts my fate
Perhaps that's why Ticketbastard denied me....

I just want to scream, OH NOOOOO!!!

My God, I've clicked too long!
Never dreamed I'd lose them!!!!!

But now here you are, and here I am (sob)

Please sell me your pair of tickets....for face....
.....for face....

MSG 1, MSG2, Philly 1, Philly 2

Thank you
https://youtu.be/YqCc0rwzUEc

BrokenHalos · January 2016

If I had them - they would be yours. Best 'sung to the tune of' in a long time

104 years and counting · January 2016

Fantastic

StevieG · January 2016

You should win a fucking award for this!! Love it

Glorified_N · January 2016

"I swear a recognized the steaks"

This is the best!!! Thank you for sharing!!

PP193448 · January 2016

Good luck to you Foxy. I'm not going to any of those shows, but if had extra would gladly sell to you at face value. I have never met you, but you are a good person who is always involved in wish list parties and you are a positive part of this community. Therefore to assist in your search I will donate a $10 tenclub gift card to each person who gets you a ticket to these 4 shows.