Elderly Woman Behind the Monitor in a Small Town
A song to be sung to Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town
Elderly Woman Behind the Monitor in a Small Town
1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 3
I need to buy a ticket at face
Had'em in my cart, couldn't seem to place it
Cannot find the correct field to type my name
Timeclock is ticking down on me...
All these tickets I must chase
I wish to see every place
And Chloe/Crown entices me
Carts and seats they fade, fade away
Carts and seats they fade, fade away
I swear, I recognized the steaks
CAPTCHA is a bitch, stress slowly raising
I couldn't recall forgotten password
It's hard when you're stuck up in the search
I crashed by not clicking at all??
Crap browser predicts my fate
Perhaps that's why Ticketbastard denied me....
I just want to scream, OH NOOOOO!!!
My God, I've clicked too long!
Never dreamed I'd lose them!!!!!
But now here you are, and here I am (sob)
Please sell me your pair of tickets....for face....
.....for face....
MSG 1, MSG2, Philly 1, Philly 2
Thank you
https://youtu.be/YqCc0rwzUEc
Elderly Woman Behind the Monitor in a Small Town
1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 3
I need to buy a ticket at face
Had'em in my cart, couldn't seem to place it
Cannot find the correct field to type my name
Timeclock is ticking down on me...
All these tickets I must chase
I wish to see every place
And Chloe/Crown entices me
Carts and seats they fade, fade away
Carts and seats they fade, fade away
I swear, I recognized the steaks
CAPTCHA is a bitch, stress slowly raising
I couldn't recall forgotten password
It's hard when you're stuck up in the search
I crashed by not clicking at all??
Crap browser predicts my fate
Perhaps that's why Ticketbastard denied me....
I just want to scream, OH NOOOOO!!!
My God, I've clicked too long!
Never dreamed I'd lose them!!!!!
But now here you are, and here I am (sob)
Please sell me your pair of tickets....for face....
.....for face....
MSG 1, MSG2, Philly 1, Philly 2
Thank you
https://youtu.be/YqCc0rwzUEc
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If I had them - they would be yours. Best 'sung to the tune of' in a long timewhen he's happy he looks insane
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You should win a fucking award for this!! Love itBarrie, ON - Aug 22, 1998
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"I swear a recognized the steaks"
This is the best!!! Thank you for sharing!!0 -
Good luck to you Foxy. I'm not going to any of those shows, but if had extra would gladly sell to you at face value. I have never met you, but you are a good person who is always involved in wish list parties and you are a positive part of this community. Therefore to assist in your search I will donate a $10 tenclub gift card to each person who gets you a ticket to these 4 shows.Post edited by PP193448 on2006 Clev,Pitt; 2008 NY MSGx2; 2010 Columbus; 2012 Missoula; 2013 Phoenix,Vancouver,Seattle; 2014 Cincy; 2016 Lex, Wrigley 1&2; 2018 Wrigley 1&2; 2022 Louisville0
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Love it Laura. Its too early now but touch base with me as we get closer as by then I should know if I have any extra(s)
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Glorified_N said:
"I swear a recognized the steaks"
This is the best!!! Thank you for sharing!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxnxH-7Xk7U
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