Try this...

brianlux

Malroth said:

I'll pull out 10 at a time and laugh. Stub my toe; scream as loud as I can, fall to the ground and look for something to break. I do this about once a day and my wife thinks I'm overreacting.
I am not.

Oh the pain! Yeah, multiple nose hair pullings will induce streaming tears, yelling, general mad-cow like behavior and a broken dish or two!

PJfanwillneverleave1

There is nothing worse than the feeling knowing that you are about to cause yourself some ridiculous pain.
That nose hair is the worst!

brianlux

PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

There is nothing worse than the feeling knowing that you are about to cause yourself some ridiculous pain.
That nose hair is the worst!

The alternative (besides letting them grow down to your chin) is to clip them. But have you ever snipped the inside of your nose with razor sharp scissors? Oh! Talk about some pain!!

HesCalledDyer

Oh the joys of getting older. I realized about 5 years ago that "going bald" is kind of a myth. You don't really go bald, it's just the hair stops growing on top of your head and instead sprouts out your fuckin nose, ears, & shoulders.