Weird Questions in the Middle of the Night

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  • DarthMaeglin
    DarthMaeglin Toronto Posts: 3,027
    Why does it feel like the ceiling is an inch from my nose?

    Admittedly, that one hasn't happened in a couple decades, lol.
    "The world is full of idiots and I am but one of them."

    10-30-1991 Toronto, Toronto 1 & 2 2016, Toronto 2022
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,665
    DarthMaeglin said:

    Why does it feel like the ceiling is an inch from my nose?

    Admittedly, that one hasn't happened in a couple decades, lol.

    Why? Did someone tell you to stop doing the high jump in the living room? Or did you finally ditch the bunk beds? Or, like me, are you starting to shrink?
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    i think the loch ness is possibly real since huge squid and octopus live at the bottom of the sea and never surface..and big like an apartment building so why cant lochy be real from the prehistoric water ages and never died bc its a water creature so never drowned in the floods ??
  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,221
    My question is always "Will the wife be angry with me and/or make me go sleep on the couch if I wake her up for a late night roll in the sheets?"
  • DarthMaeglin
    DarthMaeglin Toronto Posts: 3,027
    brianlux said:

    DarthMaeglin said:

    Why does it feel like the ceiling is an inch from my nose?

    Admittedly, that one hasn't happened in a couple decades, lol.

    Why? Did someone tell you to stop doing the high jump in the living room? Or did you finally ditch the bunk beds? Or, like me, are you starting to shrink?
    Yes to all 3, lol.
    "The world is full of idiots and I am but one of them."

    10-30-1991 Toronto, Toronto 1 & 2 2016, Toronto 2022
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    What was your name again?
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


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  • PJfanwillneverleave1
    PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    When snow melts where does the white go?
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    How many little meats does it take to make one big meat?
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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    Mine is simple....can I make to the bathroom?

    Peace
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  • PJfanwillneverleave1
    PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    g under p said:

    Mine is simple....can I make to the bathroom?

    Peace

    This is funny.
    Or "If I close my eyes and try to sleep harder I won't have to get up to go"
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,665
    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    When snow melts where does the white go?

    haha! Good one!!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    If rain, fog, snow, and Ice are all regenerated by cycles of the earth, isn't that recycled water?
  • 2-feign-reluctance
    2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,462
    I often wake up and wonder how long it will take me to fall back asleep again.
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  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,952
    if i don't get up and pee now and hold it, how much pain will i be in and how badly will i have to go when i wake up in the morning?
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,665
    OK, so it's not the middle of the night (maybe in Saigon, dunno) but anyway, here's a weird question. I'm sitting here doing some work and all of the sudden I smell cigar smoke. Nobody in this house or anywhere near us smokes cigars and the anyway the place is closed up. There isn't a cigar with 200 yards of this place. So whats with that? Can you have an olfactory hallucination and if so, what is it called and will it stunt my growth, change my hair color or make me more forgetful?
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • hauntingfamiliar
    hauntingfamiliar Wilmington, NC Posts: 10,382
    My boss always says if you smell burnt toast (and there is none around) it's a sign you're having a stroke..... But cigar smoke, totally different!! :)
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,665
    hauntingfamiliar said:

    My boss always says if you smell burnt toast (and there is none around) it's a sign you're having a stroke..... But cigar smoke, totally different!! :)

    Maybe a stroke of luck? Or better yet, a stroke of genius! (I know, nice try, haha!)
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • hauntingfamiliar
    hauntingfamiliar Wilmington, NC Posts: 10,382
    ^^^ Stroke of insight, maybe? :)
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    northerndragon said:

    What was your name again?

    :lol:
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    a sentence can mean a thousand things if your not on the same page and have a good imagination, so why are people not so clear anymore

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