Where is Empty?

Amongst the Ani

Hey empty, did you use that Barbie line on mrs empty yet?

Empty Glass

Amongst the Ani said:

Hey empty, did you use that Barbie line on mrs empty yet?

Haven't seen her. She's asleep when I go to bed and still asleep when I head out

deadendp

I thought you might find him here:

Empty Glass

I used to lick the cream out of those oatmeal pies

Amongst the Ani

Little Debbie blows. Give me tasty cakes:

Empty Glass

Those coffee cakes are the shit. One's with cream even better

#ArmyStrong

Hobbes

#ArmyThong

Amongst the Ani

It is the new army,

Hobbes

Soldier: Boxer or Jockey?
John Winger: Ya' got something in a low rise bikini, mesh if possible?

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.

General Barnicke: Where have you been soldier?
John Winger: Training, sir.
General Barnicke: What kind of training?
John Winger: Army training, sir.

Fuck, now I wanna watch Stripes.

Empty Glass

Hobbes said:

#ArmyThong

Log splitter

Empty Glass

If those are silky, get me a link....I'll buy a pair

deadendp

Amongst the Ani

Empty Glass said:

If those are silky, get me a link....I'll buy a pair

I'm going to buy my wife these: yandy.com/Commander-In-Chic-Bra-Set.php

Empty Glass

Amongst the Ani said:

Empty Glass said:

If those are silky, get me a link....I'll buy a pair

I'm going to buy my wife these: yandy.com/Commander-In-Chic-Bra-Set.php

Daddy likes

Amongst the Ani

Empty has been quiet of late. I assume all this talk of having your rear penetrated got him randy and he has been secluded.

Empty Glass

Who's rear and what?

Amongst the Ani

Go read the should guys live longer thread and you will understand.

SD48277

Where's Empty? Did Half Pint and Shot wear him out? Is he out playing golf under the stars?

Empty Glass

SD48277 said:

Where's Empty? Did Half Pint and Shot wear him out? Is he out playing golf under the stars?

Shot and Pint were great. In fact, Shot didn't even poop today. Problem occurred when Pints practice was over and I had to pick up my reserved keg from the local craft brewery. All was fine until I told Mrs Empty I picked up my boy , he's a degenerate...shit see fan

SD48277

Empty Glass said:

SD48277 said:

Where's Empty? Did Half Pint and Shot wear him out? Is he out playing golf under the stars?

Shot and Pint were great. In fact, Shot didn't even poop today. Problem occurred when Pints practice was over and I had to pick up my reserved keg from the local craft brewery. All was fine until I told Mrs Empty I picked up my boy , he's a degenerate...shit see fan

"Shit see fan" ? Is this a new take on "See Spot Run"?