Where is Empty?

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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    :rofl:
    ELITIST FUK
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    I gave him so quality pick up lines to help with mrs empty. Like this one: Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
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    Rob
    Seattle
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    Amongst the Ani said:

    I gave him so quality pick up lines to help with mrs empty. Like this one: Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.

    HOW.......did you ever pick up a woman????????????????????????
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


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  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Because most girls like the bad boys.

    My wife and I were watching Homeland again (I got stuck watching it despite my protests) and one of the characters was using my real lines. Not the Ken type ones above, but my good ones that haven't been broken out since I met her. Its the whole tricking them into thinking you are a tortured soul and they can fix you ones.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Amongst the Ani said:

    Because most girls like the bad boys.

    My wife and I were watching Homeland again (I got stuck watching it despite my protests) and one of the characters was using my real lines. Not the Ken type ones above, but my good ones that haven't been broken out since I met her. Its the whole tricking them into thinking you are a tortured soul and they can fix you ones.

    I hated those!
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  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Bad boys or the tortured soul ones?
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    northerndragon said:

    Amongst the Ani said:

    I gave him so quality pick up lines to help with mrs empty. Like this one: Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.

    HOW.......did you ever pick up a woman????????????????????????
    She's Polish...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Yes she is, and gullable.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Probably smoking hot too...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    edited July 2015
    She is still a looker but back in the day though she turned heads. When I was stationed in the Bahamas she came out to visit me for a week. The CO was cool and let me take a week vacation while there. I hadn't seen her in 5 months which she spent working out most of the time since most of the unit was gone and she never quite got along with the wives and didn't know too many other people. I made her keep the skirt she was wearing as a reminder of when I saw her walk off the plane. God damn she was hot and dressed all slutty to boot. She missed me and wanted to impress which she did.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Bump.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    Test
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Love it. Can I quote you on that one.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    Yes!!!

    Now...where is Rob?
    ELITIST FUK
  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    ROB!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Who?
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Empty Glass said:

    ROB!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?

    Quotes, darlin'. You need some quotes to make that signature line count! ;)
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    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Amongst the Ani said:

    Bad boys or the tortured soul ones?

    Bad boys were fine. (Though I married a good boy and it is all well. =) The bad one stole my car and crap like that . . . He now lives with forgery and grand theft auto on his permanent record. Hell hath no fury . . . ) It was the tortured soul pick-up lines. Got those a few times, fell for them and it didn't turn out well.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    ^^

    Done
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    deadendp said:

    Amongst the Ani said:

    Bad boys or the tortured soul ones?

    Bad boys were fine. (Though I married a good boy and it is all well. =) The bad one stole my car and crap like that . . . He now lives with forgery and grand theft auto on his permanent record. Hell hath no fury . . . ) It was the tortured soul pick-up lines. Got those a few times, fell for them and it didn't turn out well.
    That is why we use them. How it turns out is not the priority of the moment.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
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