Stupid F*CKING drivers

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  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,498
    People on their damn cell phones while driving.
    IT CAN FUCKING WAIT!
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  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Make-up? That's what the mirror at home is for.
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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    rr165892 said:

    g under p said:

    rr165892 said:

    g under p said:

    Since Ive been riding to work for the last 2 months and ride just about everywhere else. I go out of my way to thank drivers who come a stop when I'm riding by on a cross street. I do so with a peace sign, I grateful for there observance of stop signs and not cutting me off. Why because I'm silent and I ride at such high speeds.

    Peace

    Be careful G.Palm Beach County roads and drivers,scary shit.
    I know that's probably why I ride as fast as I can to get off the roads quickly. I'm riding north on Ocean Blvd in Palm Beach tomorrow morning. I got some new brighter led lights, I'm anxious to try them out on a 20-40 mile ride.

    Peace

    Nice,you taking it north to the pump house then back down the west side of the island?
    Jupiter Island is also a nice ride on bike I hear.
    I made it back safely and in one piece. Beautiful out there started at 6:00 and was all done by 9:30 (to beat the heat) put the bike in my truck and took a nice swim in the ocean. Nothing like sweat salt mixed with ocean salt then some sun to bake that recipe. Then home for a nap....time for a movie maybe that Compton flick.

    Peace everybody

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  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    g under p said:

    rr165892 said:

    g under p said:

    rr165892 said:

    g under p said:

    Since Ive been riding to work for the last 2 months and ride just about everywhere else. I go out of my way to thank drivers who come a stop when I'm riding by on a cross street. I do so with a peace sign, I grateful for there observance of stop signs and not cutting me off. Why because I'm silent and I ride at such high speeds.

    Peace

    Be careful G.Palm Beach County roads and drivers,scary shit.
    I know that's probably why I ride as fast as I can to get off the roads quickly. I'm riding north on Ocean Blvd in Palm Beach tomorrow morning. I got some new brighter led lights, I'm anxious to try them out on a 20-40 mile ride.

    Peace

    Nice,you taking it north to the pump house then back down the west side of the island?
    Jupiter Island is also a nice ride on bike I hear.
    I made it back safely and in one piece. Beautiful out there started at 6:00 and was all done by 9:30 (to beat the heat) put the bike in my truck and took a nice swim in the ocean. Nothing like sweat salt mixed with ocean salt then some sun to bake that recipe. Then home for a nap....time for a movie maybe that Compton flick.

    Peace everybody

    Nice lil Saturday cooking for u G.Its fucking Africa hot out,damn.
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  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    Assholes who don't use their blinkers and people who assume I know they are turning right and cut me off
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,671
    This happens time and again downtown: On Main St., all parking is parallel. I do the standard turn on the signal before the open space, pull just past the space, put it in reverse to back in and properly parallel park and some dingbat jams right up on my rear bumper so I can't back up and then lays on their horn like I'm the fuck up. I usually just calmly put the car in park, walk up to their driver's side window, give the driver a crazy maniacal smile, move to the front of their car and smash their headlights in with a tire iron, wave goodbye, get back in my car and go look for another parking space. Very effective.
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    brianlux said:

    This happens time and again downtown: On Main St., all parking is parallel. I do the standard turn on the signal before the open space, pull just past the space, put it in reverse to back in and properly parallel park and some dingbat jams right up on my rear bumper so I can't back up and then lays on their horn like I'm the fuck up. I usually just calmly put the car in park, walk up to their driver's side window, give the driver a crazy maniacal smile, move to the front of their car and smash their headlights in with a tire iron, wave goodbye, get back in my car and go look for another parking space. Very effective.

    Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be.... :smiley:
    ELITIST FUK
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,671
    SD48277 said:

    brianlux said:

    This happens time and again downtown: On Main St., all parking is parallel. I do the standard turn on the signal before the open space, pull just past the space, put it in reverse to back in and properly parallel park and some dingbat jams right up on my rear bumper so I can't back up and then lays on their horn like I'm the fuck up. I usually just calmly put the car in park, walk up to their driver's side window, give the driver a crazy maniacal smile, move to the front of their car and smash their headlights in with a tire iron, wave goodbye, get back in my car and go look for another parking space. Very effective.

    Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be.... :smiley:
    I blush!! That's the first time anyone ever called me a hero for being a raving maniac! :lol:

    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    brianlux said:

    SD48277 said:

    brianlux said:

    This happens time and again downtown: On Main St., all parking is parallel. I do the standard turn on the signal before the open space, pull just past the space, put it in reverse to back in and properly parallel park and some dingbat jams right up on my rear bumper so I can't back up and then lays on their horn like I'm the fuck up. I usually just calmly put the car in park, walk up to their driver's side window, give the driver a crazy maniacal smile, move to the front of their car and smash their headlights in with a tire iron, wave goodbye, get back in my car and go look for another parking space. Very effective.

    Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be.... :smiley:
    I blush!! That's the first time anyone ever called me a hero for being a raving maniac! :lol:

    It's the tire iron move that clinched it for me. I usually just flip someone off, but your move puts it over the top.
    ELITIST FUK
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,671
    SD48277 said:

    brianlux said:

    SD48277 said:

    brianlux said:

    This happens time and again downtown: On Main St., all parking is parallel. I do the standard turn on the signal before the open space, pull just past the space, put it in reverse to back in and properly parallel park and some dingbat jams right up on my rear bumper so I can't back up and then lays on their horn like I'm the fuck up. I usually just calmly put the car in park, walk up to their driver's side window, give the driver a crazy maniacal smile, move to the front of their car and smash their headlights in with a tire iron, wave goodbye, get back in my car and go look for another parking space. Very effective.

    Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be.... :smiley:
    I blush!! That's the first time anyone ever called me a hero for being a raving maniac! :lol:

    It's the tire iron move that clinched it for me. I usually just flip someone off, but your move puts it over the top.
    Haha!

    But now I must burst your bubble-- it was only a movie in my mind. Whatcha think? Should I go for it next time? :sunglasses:

    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    brianlux said:

    SD48277 said:

    brianlux said:

    SD48277 said:

    brianlux said:

    This happens time and again downtown: On Main St., all parking is parallel. I do the standard turn on the signal before the open space, pull just past the space, put it in reverse to back in and properly parallel park and some dingbat jams right up on my rear bumper so I can't back up and then lays on their horn like I'm the fuck up. I usually just calmly put the car in park, walk up to their driver's side window, give the driver a crazy maniacal smile, move to the front of their car and smash their headlights in with a tire iron, wave goodbye, get back in my car and go look for another parking space. Very effective.

    Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be.... :smiley:
    I blush!! That's the first time anyone ever called me a hero for being a raving maniac! :lol:

    It's the tire iron move that clinched it for me. I usually just flip someone off, but your move puts it over the top.
    Haha!

    But now I must burst your bubble-- it was only a movie in my mind. Whatcha think? Should I go for it next time? :sunglasses:

    Why not? There's still some leftover money in the degenerate bail fund. :wink:
    ELITIST FUK
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,671
    SD48277 said:

    brianlux said:

    SD48277 said:

    brianlux said:

    SD48277 said:

    brianlux said:

    This happens time and again downtown: On Main St., all parking is parallel. I do the standard turn on the signal before the open space, pull just past the space, put it in reverse to back in and properly parallel park and some dingbat jams right up on my rear bumper so I can't back up and then lays on their horn like I'm the fuck up. I usually just calmly put the car in park, walk up to their driver's side window, give the driver a crazy maniacal smile, move to the front of their car and smash their headlights in with a tire iron, wave goodbye, get back in my car and go look for another parking space. Very effective.

    Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be.... :smiley:
    I blush!! That's the first time anyone ever called me a hero for being a raving maniac! :lol:

    It's the tire iron move that clinched it for me. I usually just flip someone off, but your move puts it over the top.
    Haha!

    But now I must burst your bubble-- it was only a movie in my mind. Whatcha think? Should I go for it next time? :sunglasses:

    Why not? There's still some leftover money in the degenerate bail fund. :wink:
    ALRIGHT! FUCK YEAH! :smiley:

    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    Any Alberta driver on a BC road! They are called corners and hills learn how to drive on them and no you may not move into my lane while I am directly beside you.
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,767
    deadendp said:

    Make-up? That's what the mirror at home is for.

    that bowl of cereal you are eating. on the freeway? leave it home sister.
    dude, if you wanna read a nice relaxing book, do it on your sofa or in bed at home. not on the freeway doing 65mph.
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  • PJSiren
    PJSiren Salem, OR Posts: 5,863
    What really pisses me off on the way to and from work is getting stuck behind a driver who can't a) go the speed limit and/or b) go a consistant speed(ie: the speed up slow down drivers)... and one of these scenarios happens almost daily....
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  • FoxyRedLa
    FoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    These last several posts are golden! So f'in true! :rofl: bowl of cereal :rofl:
    Oh please let it rain today.
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  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    brianlux said:

    SD48277 said:

    brianlux said:

    This happens time and again downtown: On Main St., all parking is parallel. I do the standard turn on the signal before the open space, pull just past the space, put it in reverse to back in and properly parallel park and some dingbat jams right up on my rear bumper so I can't back up and then lays on their horn like I'm the fuck up. I usually just calmly put the car in park, walk up to their driver's side window, give the driver a crazy maniacal smile, move to the front of their car and smash their headlights in with a tire iron, wave goodbye, get back in my car and go look for another parking space. Very effective.

    Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be.... :smiley:
    I blush!! That's the first time anyone ever called me a hero for being a raving maniac! :lol:

    Watch out for SD. She's a spitter and always encourages the creation of a shiv at every possible moment.
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    deadendp said:

    brianlux said:

    SD48277 said:

    brianlux said:

    This happens time and again downtown: On Main St., all parking is parallel. I do the standard turn on the signal before the open space, pull just past the space, put it in reverse to back in and properly parallel park and some dingbat jams right up on my rear bumper so I can't back up and then lays on their horn like I'm the fuck up. I usually just calmly put the car in park, walk up to their driver's side window, give the driver a crazy maniacal smile, move to the front of their car and smash their headlights in with a tire iron, wave goodbye, get back in my car and go look for another parking space. Very effective.

    Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be.... :smiley:
    I blush!! That's the first time anyone ever called me a hero for being a raving maniac! :lol:

    Watch out for SD. She's a spitter and always encourages the creation of a shiv at every possible moment.
    I'd Bette on that :whistle:

  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    hedonist said:

    deadendp said:

    brianlux said:

    SD48277 said:

    brianlux said:

    This happens time and again downtown: On Main St., all parking is parallel. I do the standard turn on the signal before the open space, pull just past the space, put it in reverse to back in and properly parallel park and some dingbat jams right up on my rear bumper so I can't back up and then lays on their horn like I'm the fuck up. I usually just calmly put the car in park, walk up to their driver's side window, give the driver a crazy maniacal smile, move to the front of their car and smash their headlights in with a tire iron, wave goodbye, get back in my car and go look for another parking space. Very effective.

    Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be.... :smiley:
    I blush!! That's the first time anyone ever called me a hero for being a raving maniac! :lol:

    Watch out for SD. She's a spitter and always encourages the creation of a shiv at every possible moment.
    I'd Bette on that :whistle:

    I'll give it to ya :lol:

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  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    edited August 2015
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