What's with the wimp who rolls of the cart,without trying to stop it.Sheesh.Take his man card awAy.
That's what I was thinking about. Total puss move. He is the last guy you want on your flight when the hijackers strike.
Reflexes! He wasn't riding in the cart to begin with, he was in the crowd of people that it plowed into. Takes nerves of steel to recover that fast!
Course, he does look like an idiot for just rolling right off.
First off, we should all be prepared for the day when an unmanned golf cart crashes into the back of us. That instinct is what separates humans from the rest of the animal kingdom.
The worst part is that he takes a few seconds to collect his thoughts, then realizes he is somehow is sitting in the passenger seat of an unmanned golf cart, and then goes into decision making mode ...
Option 1: Grab the steering wheel and hit the break
Option 2: Yell "Eject!" and do the worst tuck-and-roll ever.
What's with the wimp who rolls of the cart,without trying to stop it.Sheesh.Take his man card awAy.
That's what I was thinking about. Total puss move. He is the last guy you want on your flight when the hijackers strike.
Reflexes! He wasn't riding in the cart to begin with, he was in the crowd of people that it plowed into. Takes nerves of steel to recover that fast!
Course, he does look like an idiot for just rolling right off.
First off, we should all be prepared for the day when an unmanned golf cart crashes into the back of us. That instinct is what separates humans from the rest of the animal kingdom.
The worst part is that he takes a few seconds to collect his thoughts, then realizes he is somehow is sitting in the passenger seat of an unmanned golf cart, and then goes into decision making mode ...
Option 1: Grab the steering wheel and hit the break
Option 2: Yell "Eject!" and do the worst tuck-and-roll ever.
He chose option 2.
Fight or flight and he chose flight. What a p*ssy. Last person you would want to be stuck with in a fox hole in combat with. He is the type that gets accidentally killed by friendly fire on purpose.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
Also, I've operated gold carts from the passenger seat with a blood alcohol content that would get you 3-5 years in prison if the police patrolled golf courses. Most males I know are well prepared for the day a golf cart crashes into us and we wind up in the passenger seat.
We will cherish the day fate brings this upon us, as all those dudes in the movie 300 cherished a glorious death on the battlefield.
Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
Many years ago, I volunteered with the vet in a fairly large zoo. In the area I routinely worked in, were injured animals, some animals that we kept over the winter season and various levels of quarantine -- for new incoming animals. We had a male and female baboon once, some red-ruffed lemurs who liked their bellies scratched, monkeys, tayras. But the very back room housed a small herpetology section. I did my best to stay out of there. But one day, I noticed all around the trim of the door leading into that room, were a plethora of baby snakes. I don't know what kind of snakes they were. I didn't hang around that long. I went to get the keeper for that area. I wasn't getting paid for that job.
And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
Many years ago, I volunteered with the vet in a fairly large zoo. In the area I routinely worked in, were injured animals, some animals that we kept over the winter season and various levels of quarantine -- for new incoming animals. We had a male and female baboon once, some red-ruffed lemurs who liked their bellies scratched, monkeys, tayras. But the very back room housed a small herpetology section. I did my best to stay out of there. But one day, I noticed all around the trim of the door leading into that room, were a plethora of baby snakes. I don't know what kind of snakes they were. I didn't hang around that long. I went to get the keeper for that area. I wasn't getting paid for that job.
Many years ago, I volunteered with the vet in a fairly large zoo. In the area I routinely worked in, were injured animals, some animals that we kept over the winter season and various levels of quarantine -- for new incoming animals. We had a male and female baboon once, some red-ruffed lemurs who liked their bellies scratched, monkeys, tayras. But the very back room housed a small herpetology section. I did my best to stay out of there. But one day, I noticed all around the trim of the door leading into that room, were a plethora of baby snakes. I don't know what kind of snakes they were. I didn't hang around that long. I went to get the keeper for that area. I wasn't getting paid for that job.
EX-actly!!
And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
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Reflexes! He wasn't riding in the cart to begin with, he was in the crowd of people that it plowed into. Takes nerves of steel to recover that fast!
Course, he does look like an idiot for just rolling right off.
even if I look and act really crazy.
The worst part is that he takes a few seconds to collect his thoughts, then realizes he is somehow is sitting in the passenger seat of an unmanned golf cart, and then goes into decision making mode ...
Option 1: Grab the steering wheel and hit the break
Option 2: Yell "Eject!" and do the worst tuck-and-roll ever.
He chose option 2.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
We will cherish the day fate brings this upon us, as all those dudes in the movie 300 cherished a glorious death on the battlefield.
Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
Many years ago, I volunteered with the vet in a fairly large zoo. In the area I routinely worked in, were injured animals, some animals that we kept over the winter season and various levels of quarantine -- for new incoming animals. We had a male and female baboon once, some red-ruffed lemurs who liked their bellies scratched, monkeys, tayras. But the very back room housed a small herpetology section. I did my best to stay out of there. But one day, I noticed all around the trim of the door leading into that room, were a plethora of baby snakes. I don't know what kind of snakes they were. I didn't hang around that long. I went to get the keeper for that area. I wasn't getting paid for that job.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
even if I look and act really crazy.
even if I look and act really crazy.
Those that can be trusted can change their mind.