Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

Amongst the Ani

I got notified from the bank today our loan under F Me's name was approved. Start making plans on the new digs. We need to hire a contractor as the next piece of business.

Empty Glass

Cool, I order another bush or 12.

Amongst the Ani

Are these more red/fire bushes?

Empty Glass

Amongst the Ani said:

Are these more red/fire bushes?

Yep, big think bushes

oftenreading

Empty Glass said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Are these more red/fire bushes?

Yep, big think bushes

I'm not sure there's big thinking going on; or at least if there is, it's only about one current topic.

Empty Glass

oftenreading said:

Empty Glass said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Are these more red/fire bushes?

Yep, big think bushes

I'm not sure there's big thinking going on; or at least if there is, it's only about one current topic.

They have a mind of their own, don't they?

Amongst the Ani

They are a big eye draw as well. Good idea having so many bushes out front. This way the degenerates can find the compound easy. Look for the fire bushes and you are home.

RKCNDY

Amongst the Ani said:

I got notified from the bank today our loan under F Me's name was approved. Start making plans on the new digs. We need to hire a contractor as the next piece of business.

i like this house... http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/4911-NE-Laurelcrest-Ln_Seattle_WA_98105_M22470-43507

F Me In The Brain

Jesus you guys aim low with your house selections huh? Wowzer.
My signature will get you nothing on either of those places...except laughed out of the bank.
You can walk to this place from my house, we could be neighbors. (The $52k in properly taxes per year is a bit off-putting though)
zillow.com/homedetails/46-Manning-Ln-Cherry-Hill-NJ-08003/38234205_zpid/

Amongst the Ani

I kind of fibbed on your salary when I made the application to the bank. We are all good. They think you are El Chapo's son living back east to run his distribution for Philly, Boston, NY and DC. No way to verify income and I told them a hit squad would show up if they rejected the loan application. It worked like a charm.

F Me In The Brain

I see. OK, then, I should have unlimited credit.

RKCNDY

F Me In The Brain said:

Jesus you guys aim low with your house selections huh? Wowzer.
My signature will get you nothing on either of those places...except laughed out of the bank.
You can walk to this place from my house, we could be neighbors. (The $52k in properly taxes per year is a bit off-putting though)
zillow.com/homedetails/46-Manning-Ln-Cherry-Hill-NJ-08003/38234205_zpid/

Aim low? How is 13M lower than your paltry 1.6M with a mere $52k in property taxes? I don't think you even really looked at the house I posted...$120k in property taxes.

Sheesh...

F Me In The Brain

I was trying to be more realistic for our group purchase. Your place was in the wrong state and wayyyyyy too much dough. I did look at it though.....ridiculous!

Empty Glass

How about some pancakes this morning? Coffee?

F Me In The Brain

Pancakes are ready!

Amongst the Ani

Pancakes are now gone. I'm thinking waffles now. Make this happen please.

F Me In The Brain

Bacon is up but Often is eating most of it and waffles are in the stocked freezer...I do not make fresh waffles.
I threw my old toaster down for you guys to use. The reason I got a new one is that the handle needs to be held down every other time it is used and this frustrated me to the point of punching the side of it and caving it all in. Still works if you hold it down or get lucky. Enjoy.

Empty Glass

No fresh waffles? The fuck? Frosty makes me fresh waffles, best Christmas gift Santa ever gave her

oftenreading

F Me In The Brain said:

Bacon is up but Often is eating most of it and waffles are in the stocked freezer...I do not make fresh waffles.
I threw my old toaster down for you guys to use. The reason I got a new one is that the handle needs to be held down every other time it is used and this frustrated me to the point of punching the side of it and caving it all in. Still works if you hold it down or get lucky. Enjoy.

If I'm going to get lucky I don't want it to be with a toaster.

RKCNDY

frozen waffles make me sad.

Empty Glass

RKCNDY said:

frozen waffles make me sad.

Yeah, really kind of fucked up he won't take an extra step or two

SD48277

oftenreading said:

F Me In The Brain said:

Bacon is up but Often is eating most of it and waffles are in the stocked freezer...I do not make fresh waffles.
I threw my old toaster down for you guys to use. The reason I got a new one is that the handle needs to be held down every other time it is used and this frustrated me to the point of punching the side of it and caving it all in. Still works if you hold it down or get lucky. Enjoy.

If I'm going to get lucky I don't want it to be with a toaster.

Amongst the Ani

I'm thinking we hire a cook tomorrow. I created an LLC under F Me's name we can employ them under. I already hired a masseuse from Craigslist that says she loves doing 'full body' massages as an employee of that LLC.

oftenreading

SD48277 said:

oftenreading said:

F Me In The Brain said:

Bacon is up but Often is eating most of it and waffles are in the stocked freezer...I do not make fresh waffles.
I threw my old toaster down for you guys to use. The reason I got a new one is that the handle needs to be held down every other time it is used and this frustrated me to the point of punching the side of it and caving it all in. Still works if you hold it down or get lucky. Enjoy.

If I'm going to get lucky I don't want it to be with a toaster.

Although if we are talking kitchen ware we are back to pansexual.

Empty Glass

F'Me, stock the fridge

Amongst the Ani

Don't worry, I gave the chef a corporate card under our new company under F Me's name. I am tired of frozen waffles and pizza. From now on we eat like kings and queens. Brunch will be served sharp at 11am everyday. Lunch will be at 2 with dinner at 8. I had to fly this chef in from Milan and was told he will wow us with his food.

SD48277

F Me, on your way home, would you be a sweetie and stop off in NH to stock up on booze? Please and thank you.

Empty Glass

You people are up by 11:00? You must be the folk drawing on me

RKCNDY

Wait...hold on there. Brunch at 11, lunch at 2 and dinner at 8? Too much time between lunch and dinner...unless its siesta time. Ifvthats the case, I want a hammock and endless drinks with those little umbrellas in them.

Amongst the Ani

Don't worry RK. hor d'oeuvres are served at 5pm during cocktail hour. I know we have cocktails all day but I had to lie to get the chef to agree to come so from now on we have cocktail hour.