Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

Empty Glass

Has F'Me been kicked out of his own place?

Amongst the Ani

Maybe. Imminent domain laws are in effect,

F Me In The Brain

I just read through here and will spend a few catching up on threads that need attention before I go back to work.
Most brutal weekend of the year and I had the day off yesterday and just laid there and felt my body hate on me. Glad I had those industrial locks put on the master bedroom.
Hope you like playing with my in-laws while I was gone some too.

SD48277

Feel better after your shower?

F Me In The Brain

Not really, still feel like my insides are eating themselves but that is an improvement over yesterday. Glad I passed out in the shower and not in the pool.

Empty Glass

Maybe I'll post here and get it going, the underground isn't funny today. I need funny

Amongst the Ani

F Me In The Brain said:

. Glad I passed out in the shower and not in the pool.

Yeah, I would stay out of the pool. Nothing but feces, pee and used condoms.

Empty Glass

My last condom broke. Tiny Emptys are swimming in there too

Wobbie

F Me In The Brain said:

Not really, still feel like my insides are eating themselves but that is an improvement over yesterday. Glad I passed out in the shower and not in the pool.

I feel bad for you, brother. a buddy and I were just this morning having the "when will we learn?" discussion. pretty sure "prabably never" is the answer.

northerndragon

Empty Glass said:

My last condom broke. Tiny Emptys are swimming in there too

Are those the ones swimming in circles chasing their own tails?

F Me In The Brain

imalive said:

F Me In The Brain said:

Not really, still feel like my insides are eating themselves but that is an improvement over yesterday. Glad I passed out in the shower and not in the pool.

I feel bad for you, brother. a buddy and I were just this morning having the "when will we learn?" discussion. pretty sure "prabably never" is the answer.

Yeah, I am in CA for work all week next week and out most nights with clients. Uggghhh, more!

northerndragon

You know they have this magic liquid called water. If you just can't take it anymore.

Empty Glass

northerndragon said:

You know they have this magic liquid called water. If you just can't take it anymore.

F'Me hangovers sound like mine. You can't move, you just want to yak and you feel if you drink anything it's coming right back up.

northerndragon

I meant drink water before you get so plastered you mistake the shower scrubbie for a good time who just forgot to shave.

Empty Glass

northerndragon said:

I meant drink water before you get so plastered you mistake the shower scrubbie for a good time who just forgot to shave.

That's for sissy's

lolobugg

I heard on the radio that studies have shown that if you drink pear juice before a night of heavy drinking, then your hang-over is supposed to be greatly diminished... only problem is where to find pear juice??? and apparently it's supposed to be Asian pears.

northerndragon

Any health food store, or go to a grocery store and buy some pears and puree away.

F Me In The Brain

F'Me hangovers sound like mine. You can't move, you just want to yak and you feel if you drink anything it's coming right back up.

This is only after either a) mass mixing OR b) 2+ days of being an idiot and just way overdoing it.
If I stick to vodka and beer for a night or two I am goldy, even when I go big.
Summertime = act like an even bigger idiot.

lolobugg

northerndragon said:

Any health food store, or go to a grocery store and buy some pears and puree away.

I am gonna find a health food store and try it out. we shall see tomorrow if it works.

Empty Glass

lolobugg said:

northerndragon said:

Any health food store, or go to a grocery store and buy some pears and puree away.

I am gonna find a health food store and try it out. we shall see tomorrow if it works.

I'll bump the hangover thread for you

RKCNDY

Amongst the Ani said:

F Me In The Brain said:

. Glad I passed out in the shower and not in the pool.

Yeah, I would stay out of the pool. Nothing but feces, pee and used condoms.

Is that what they mean by 'unsanitary and offensive behavior'?

SD48277

F Me In The Brain said:

F'Me hangovers sound like mine. You can't move, you just want to yak and you feel if you drink anything it's coming right back up.

This is only after either a) mass mixing OR b) 2+ days of being an idiot and just way overdoing it.
If I stick to vodka and beer for a night or two I am goldy, even when I go big.
Summertime = act like an even bigger idiot.

So you did options a & b?

SD48277

By the way, F Me, how are your legs feeling after flip-flopping for 6 miles?

F Me In The Brain

ha -- yes. I did. A + B to the 4th degree. 4 days in a row with my brother should be avoided like the plague. 1st and 4th nights I outlasted. 2nd and 3rd I dont recall the end of the nights so he won.

northerndragon

F Me In The Brain said:

ha -- yes. I did. A + B to the 4th degree. 4 days in a row with my brother should be avoided like the plague. 1st and 4th nights I outlasted. 2nd and 3rd I dont recall the end of the nights so he won.

Does he recall the end of nights 2 and 3, because if not they are called a draw. Well except for shower night, you probably lost that one.

F Me In The Brain

northerndragon said:

F Me In The Brain said:

ha -- yes. I did. A + B to the 4th degree. 4 days in a row with my brother should be avoided like the plague. 1st and 4th nights I outlasted. 2nd and 3rd I dont recall the end of the nights so he won.

Does he recall the end of nights 2 and 3, because if not they are called a draw. Well except for shower night, you probably lost that one.

Yes on both counts. He got us home from the Bar where we were under heavy scrutiny due to being 'fish out of water' in WDC late night after I blacked out and he went around and turned off the pool lights and cleaned up the outside when I left him and my FIL out on the patio drinking to go and shower/sleep when I completed my Black2Black (out) occurrence. He tends to remember more than I do -- but in fairness, when I am in that idiot mode I drink enough for 3 people and am lucky to remember to pump blood.

Amongst the Ani

Don't worry F Me, we sent a go pro with you hidden with a live feed for Mrs F Me to watch. She can fill you in on your stupidity. She was really pissed most of the weekend so you might be in trouble.

Empty Glass

Since I'm a genius and the next date on the tour was an actual real show (11/4 - Philly), I extended the Cherry Hill date thru 11/3. Sorry F'Me, we're here to stay

lolobugg

So the pear juice thing works.... at least on Vodka.
it is a good investment in $5.
maybe one of the more hard core degenerates can try it out during one of your binges.

deadendp

lolobugg said:

I heard on the radio that studies have shown that if you drink pear juice before a night of heavy drinking, then your hang-over is supposed to be greatly diminished... only problem is where to find pear juice??? and apparently it's supposed to be Asian pears.

You can also find it in the baby department. That's the only place I could find it for my kiddo. Um, warning-- it could leave you intestinally cleansed. Don't drink too much. It's kind of why they sell it for kids.