But the story goes like this. The youngest monster just turned 2, is almost toilet trained and doesn't like clothes of any kind. So making dinner, the older two are watching a show and having some quiet time, the naked wonder is running all around. We eat dinner and then it's bath time, while getting the bath ready the 4 year old monster comes running in screaming that there is poo all over the bed. I don't believe her but go to check anyway. And yup, poo smeared all over the top bunk on the freshly washed and line dried sheet(the only one I have that fits that mattress). Now the older two are dressed so I'm ruling them out, the naked wonder has no visible poo but is the only viable suspect. Upon closer inspection the evidence is located. The little shit had snuck off to the toilet and laid a log and then wiped her butt all over the bed.
At least it was bath time! Now I have some laundry to do.
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Holy fuckballz. OK I guess I have that to look forward to with our one year old. We got our nephew when he was 7 so we missed that
fireworks, going off off all around...it's goddam mormon pioneer day....piper does not give a fuck. nor do I.
If I had known then what I know now...
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I never understood the multiple wives like I never understood the 72 virgin thing either.
1. 1 wife is too much already. If you want to bang multiple people go for it. But making them your wife. I couldn't imagine a pack of women telling me how I fucked something up. 2. Who the f wants 72 virgins. Give me a few chicks who know what they are doing that I can send away when quiet time is needed. Could you imagine teaching 72 virgins how to give a BJ as an example. 72 of them. Hell no I don't want that. Think of all those teethy BJ's you would need to deal with.
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But the story goes like this. The youngest monster just turned 2, is almost toilet trained and doesn't like clothes of any kind. So making dinner, the older two are watching a show and having some quiet time, the naked wonder is running all around. We eat dinner and then it's bath time, while getting the bath ready the 4 year old monster comes running in screaming that there is poo all over the bed. I don't believe her but go to check anyway. And yup, poo smeared all over the top bunk on the freshly was and line dried sheet(the only one I have that fits that mattress). Now the older two are dressed so I'm ruling them out, the naked wonder has no visible poo but is the only viable suspect. Upon closer inspection the evidence is located. The little shit had snuck off to the toilet and laid a log and the wiped her butt all over the bed.
At least it was bath time! Now I have some laundry to do.
You are used to watching the crappy CFL so what is a little more crap.
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I never understood the multiple wives like I never understood the 72 virgin thing either.
1. 1 wife is too much already. If you want to bang multiple people go for it. But making them your wife. I couldn't imagine a pack of women telling me how I fucked something up. 2. Who the f wants 72 virgins. Give me a few chicks who know what they are doing that I can send away when quiet time is needed. Could you imagine teaching 72 virgins how to give a BJ as an example. 72 of them. Hell no I don't want that. Think of all those teethy BJ's you would need to deal with.
I never had a single virgin never mind 73?2. No thanks. There were a few girls I hung out with that were new to it but I never got past the "chipped beef" which you so eloquently described. On the whole it was less about my desire to not be "the one" and more about the fact that I liked experienced women and they seemed to like me. When I was about 20 I went on a cougar kick. That was before they were called cougars and my buddies laughed and thought I liked "old" chicks. I just liked women that I could be dirty self with. 72 virgins or seven wives....sounds like a headache to me.,
But the story goes like this. The youngest monster just turned 2, is almost toilet trained and doesn't like clothes of any kind. So making dinner, the older two are watching a show and having some quiet time, the naked wonder is running all around. We eat dinner and then it's bath time, while getting the bath ready the 4 year old monster comes running in screaming that there is poo all over the bed. I don't believe her but go to check anyway. And yup, poo smeared all over the top bunk on the freshly was and line dried sheet(the only one I have that fits that mattress). Now the older two are dressed so I'm ruling them out, the naked wonder has no visible poo but is the only viable suspect. Upon closer inspection the evidence is located. The little shit had snuck off to the toilet and laid a log and the wiped her butt all over the bed.
At least it was bath time! Now I have some laundry to do.
You are used to watching the crappy CFL so what is a little more crap.
not falling for your baiting tonight, up at 6 hungover with 5 hours of sleep, cleaned the house and have had three kids 6 and under since 1:30 this afternoon. Still rocking it like a champion though(like a CFL team) while the rest of you drop(like an NFL team after their dealer leaves).
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
But the story goes like this. The youngest monster just turned 2, is almost toilet trained and doesn't like clothes of any kind. So making dinner, the older two are watching a show and having some quiet time, the naked wonder is running all around. We eat dinner and then it's bath time, while getting the bath ready the 4 year old monster comes running in screaming that there is poo all over the bed. I don't believe her but go to check anyway. And yup, poo smeared all over the top bunk on the freshly was and line dried sheet(the only one I have that fits that mattress). Now the older two are dressed so I'm ruling them out, the naked wonder has no visible poo but is the only viable suspect. Upon closer inspection the evidence is located. The little shit had snuck off to the toilet and laid a log and the wiped her butt all over the bed.
At least it was bath time! Now I have some laundry to do.
There is a part of me that is thinking, "you made your bed, now you get to lay in it", and I would have told the kid, "that is not acceptable, and you know that. Either you sleep in poo sheets, or no sheets, you made the decision for yourself"
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
But the story goes like this. The youngest monster just turned 2, is almost toilet trained and doesn't like clothes of any kind. So making dinner, the older two are watching a show and having some quiet time, the naked wonder is running all around. We eat dinner and then it's bath time, while getting the bath ready the 4 year old monster comes running in screaming that there is poo all over the bed. I don't believe her but go to check anyway. And yup, poo smeared all over the top bunk on the freshly was and line dried sheet(the only one I have that fits that mattress). Now the older two are dressed so I'm ruling them out, the naked wonder has no visible poo but is the only viable suspect. Upon closer inspection the evidence is located. The little shit had snuck off to the toilet and laid a log and the wiped her butt all over the bed.
At least it was bath time! Now I have some laundry to do.
There is a part of me that is thinking, "you made your bed, now you get to lay in it", and I would have told the kid, "that is not acceptable, and you know that. Either you sleep in poo sheets, or no sheets, you made the decision for yourself"
If it was the 4 or 6 year old I would say you have a point but she's 2. She did get the that is not acceptable talk. But this face is very hard to be angry with.
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
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Ok, point taken. I was slurring my reading and missed that said offender is only 2.
This is why I don't have kids.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Just got the wee monsters into bed, and when I gave them a list of music to listen to to go to bed they picked PJ(well their first choice was Pantera but that is not really nighty nighty music). I have almost forgiven the for the pooping all over the bed incident.
Okay, I know that it is originally a Black Sabbath song, but . . .
Just got the wee monsters into bed, and when I gave them a list of music to listen to to go to bed they picked PJ(well their first choice was Pantera but that is not really nighty nighty music). I have almost forgiven the for the pooping all over the bed incident.
Okay, I know that it is originally a Black Sabbath song, but . . .
They will never have an actual reunion. Neither my husband or I EVER see this happening. Phil Anselmo, while a wonderful vocalist, is a bit of an -- , word we aren't permitted to utter. TMS always asks Vinnie Paul when he is on about it and you can kind of feel him cringe while watching it. I was lucky to see them back in the early 90's. I had never see anything like it. While Mark and I would be the first people to go see a reunion, I'd bet that it'll never happen.
This did make my husband's day last Saturday, though:
I have a hard time seeing it as well but Vinnie and the other members have been in discussions with Anselmo or so I keep seeing. They were going to headline Uproar but decided not to do it. When they said no Uproar got cancelled for this year. I couldn't see them ever playing with Anselmo after he essentially killed dimebag.
The guy who owns the record shop I go to was a long time roadie and did many tours with Pantera including the last Ozzfest years before Pantera spilt. He promised to tell me some stories about those last tours next time I'm there.
Word is that Mayhem is no longer after this year. A lot of aspects about it (the husband has been keeping up on it a bit more than me) have just not been handled well.
Yup. They even asked Phil not to attend Dime's funeral. Sad.
Back to thread integrity, I think we should have a stop by Rob's awesome basement. Looks like there is enough room. There may even be space for the goat to hang out inside. I don't recall a pool though . . .
Well you can't hand mold that stuff! It's 2200 F when you pull it out of the furnace. That's okay, I told F Me this morning that the studio time that you had allotted was called a "blow slot." I swear to you that I'm not lying. So yes, there was a lot of Pantera and Marilyn Manson played at high volumes when BLOWING glass during my blow slot.
Well you can't hand mold that stuff! It's 2200 F when you pull it out of the furnace. That's okay, I told F Me this morning that the studio time that you had allotted was called a "blow slot." I swear to you that I'm not lying. So yes, there was a lot of Pantera and Marilyn Manson played at high volumes when BLOWING glass during my blow slot.
So if I call the glass studio, I can say, "yes, I'd like to schedule a blow slot..."
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At least it was bath time! Now I have some laundry to do.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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1. 1 wife is too much already. If you want to bang multiple people go for it. But making them your wife. I couldn't imagine a pack of women telling me how I fucked something up.
2. Who the f wants 72 virgins. Give me a few chicks who know what they are doing that I can send away when quiet time is needed. Could you imagine teaching 72 virgins how to give a BJ as an example. 72 of them. Hell no I don't want that. Think of all those teethy BJ's you would need to deal with.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
72 virgins or seven wives....sounds like a headache to me.,
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
- Christopher McCandless
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
This is why I don't have kids.
- Christopher McCandless
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Love some Pantera! Got me through a lot of studio time when I was blowing glass.
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Not touching the euphemism you laid out there.
Poor stoned spider. Smoking a little weed should not turn you into crack spiders bitch.
Fuckus rules all
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Seattle
This did make my husband's day last Saturday, though:
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The guy who owns the record shop I go to was a long time roadie and did many tours with Pantera including the last Ozzfest years before Pantera spilt. He promised to tell me some stories about those last tours next time I'm there.
A little metal for the morning.
Fuckus rules all
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Seattle
Yup. They even asked Phil not to attend Dime's funeral. Sad.
Back to thread integrity, I think we should have a stop by Rob's awesome basement. Looks like there is enough room. There may even be space for the goat to hang out inside. I don't recall a pool though . . .
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:wave:
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
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- Christopher McCandless
Fuckus rules all
Rob
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