Degenerates Unite!! Must be on the list to enter and 18!

Amongst the Ani

My guess, his vagina was hurting so he googled the symptoms and that video came back in the search results.

SD48277

Scott, you really should have that checked out by a professional.

Amongst the Ani

I'm pretty sure empty is an unlicensed professional for these sort of things. Maybe he can check it out.

F Me In The Brain

Empty OBGlassYN
Didn't make it through the twelver moving on to martinis. I know this is poor planning but the wife just got home and she won't drink beer with me.

F Me In The Brain

So I just did the degenerate wife hunter quiz with my bride and she scored herself a +6. I scored her a +5 so we were close.
She graded me a +12 (she called me an idiot for a minus 5) and I predicted she would score me a +14 so I wasn't off by much. Apparently wearing shorts and jeans all of the time is akin to wearing sweatpants.

She is still arguing the ruling and things she should higher without being a degenerate. Foolish woman well ..... She married me.
More drinks.

SD48277

You can't score higher without being a degenerate... she needs to decide what is more important. She should probably get a point for being willing to take the quiz.

F Me In The Brain

She pointed out that means she is a +7. Thanks

deadendp

I swear that you boys need to record your ladies when 1. You ask them to take the quiz, 2. During said quiz and 3. During scoring. I would love to see how the ladies react.

Amongst the Ani

My wife took the test back when we did it and is still arguing with me over it. Whenever she does anything she deems as 'degenrate' she asks me for a plus 1. I tell her it doesn't work that way and she gets mad. I'm thinking this quiz thing is a very bad idea to share with the spouses. Please let me know how it sits over time with your loved ones. Of course I could probably spin this for fun. I should add some new sexual type questions just for me.

The beers just got cracked open for the night so it should get fun. It got humid as fuck to go with the 108 degree weather so I can't walk the dog yet. As soon as that is completed let the party begin. The queen better be ready as this is cheat day with the new healthy lifestyle and I plan on making it count.

F Me In The Brain

My now drunk wife is arguing with me over sweatpants -1 and saying pregnancy clothes post pregnancy do not count.

I'm holding my ground and being a drunken ass on 4th martini after 8 beers.

She thinks it is funny but that I am a total tool for having intetnet /pearl jam friends. (Although she has met and partied with people from the boards that she loved)
She also asked me "how cool are the girls that take part in this idiocy?"
So I guess the ladies here have a fan.

SD48277

You're not a tool for having internet/pearl jam friends.
Did you tell her that PJ girls are some of the coolest people on the planet?
As for the sweatpants... how long after the pregnancy are we talking about?

F Me In The Brain

C, what is the "new healthy lifestyle"?

northerndragon

SD48277 said:

Your not a tool for having internet/pearl jam friends.
Did you tell her that PJ girls are the coolest people on the planet?
As for the sweatpants... how long after the pregnancy are we talking about?

FTFY

Empty Glass

Kid had a baseball tourney today. Lost 18-3. Said I was going golfing after and coming home to drink. Get a text on 16. Pint glass has kids over and they camped in the basement. Problem, that's were the keg is. I tell the old lady I'm staying put then. I check the boards while my buddy shits and I'm an OB GYN...Scott take care of your shit.
Inspect the hole before you poke it.

Side note, no lie. I saw 2 rabbits fuck on the 5th hole

Amongst the Ani

I make protein shakes for breakfast with some fruit, yogurt and protein powder. I watch my fat, salt and cholesterol intake and am going to the gym 5 times a week. No alcohol except on Saturdays as well. When I turned 30 I promised myself I would be better to myself when I turned 40. 40 hit and I kept my word. Three months in and I feel great. I still havent seen a doctor in almost 20 years which I did break that prmoise to my wife. I'm getting buffed up and ready to kill teenage boys. My eldest daughter turns 16 in 5 more months so I must be ready to choke some boys out. My wife now calls me meathead as I got my Marine body back fast. I have to go buy new shirts as a lot are too tight now.

Amongst the Ani

Empty Glass said:

Side note, no lie. I saw 2 rabbits fuck on the 5th hole

Did it make you horny?

SD48277

northerndragon said:

SD48277 said:

Your not a tool for having internet/pearl jam friends.
Did you tell her that PJ girls are the coolest people on the planet?
As for the sweatpants... how long after the pregnancy are we talking about?

FTFY

Thank you. I was trying to be modest, but who was I kidding?

F Me In The Brain

SD48277 said:

Your not a tool for having internet/pearl jam friends.
Did you tell her that PJ girls are some of the coolest people on the planet?
As for the sweatpants... how long after the pregnancy are we talking about?

She was praising you gals for hanging with 'the idiots' lol
She had our baby a year ago. She was a 9 befor . I out kicked my coverage in a HUGE way but now she is a 6. I love her no matter what she looks like but I liked the gorgeous doll I was with before. : . Go ahead, shoot me!

F Me In The Brain

Amongst the Ani said:

I make protein shakes for breakfast with some fruit, yogurt and protein powder. I watch my fat, salt and cholesterol intake and am going to the gym 5 times a week. No alcohol except on Saturdays as well. When I turned 30 I promised myself I would be better to myself when I turned 40. 40 hit and I kept my word. Three months in and I feel great. I still havent seen a doctor in almost 20 years which I did break that prmoise to my wife. I'm getting buffed up and ready to kill teenage boys. My eldest daughter turns 16 in 5 more months so I must be ready to choke some boys out. My wife now calls me meathead as I got my Marine body back fast. I have to go buy new shirts as a lot are too tight now.

Props to you brother. Sounds like a hell of a regiment. Soon you will be Emptys rival.

F Me In The Brain

I just told my wife that assessment. She loved that I thought she was a nine before but just said some very vulgar things about being a six. Lol. I love this fool that would marry me!