I think the age should be lowered to 18, just because you Yanks have ridiculous age limits doesn't mean the rest of us should suffer. Having said that I'm pretty sure everyone here is 30+ and this is our middle-aged passive aggressive way of rebelling and sticking it to the man.
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
I think the age should be lowered to 18, just because you Yanks have ridiculous age limits doesn't mean the rest of us should suffer. Having said that I'm pretty sure everyone here is 30+ and this is our middle-aged passive aggressive way of rebelling and sticking it to the man.
I'm with you. Is there even an age minimum for degenerate pooloza?
Time to get the thread going again. Need ideas for competitions to slay the turtle people. H2TM is either scared or busy. I'm going with scared personally. The event must be able to take place between bands and has to fit on the main stage.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
You will never be able to stay the turtle people, we are a fierce people and will never be conquered.
Turtle soup will be ohhh so delicious. Your creature you worship has to start heading to the show now or it wont make it until 2017. It is a vegetarian and will be weak from lack of nutrients. Our animal can eat shoes and cans.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
jeez.....I remember when you could get t-bones for $2.99/lb.
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
What you are witnessing there is a sad and futile attempt by your pathetic goat to dominate the turtle. The turtle in turn could give a shit and is just going on with her day.
You can try and delude yourselves, but we cannot be dominated. We are patient and quiet and when you are done with your bleating we will still be standing(ish).
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
What you are witnessing there is a sad and futile attempt by your pathetic goat to dominate the turtle. The turtle in turn could give a shit and is just going on with her day.
You can try and delude yourselves, but we cannot be dominated. We are patient and quiet and when you are done with your bleating we will still be standing(ish).
That is a tortoise. You worship a turtle. A turtle would have been crushed by fuckus. He is using tortoises to prepare for the big fight. We are confident enough that we have started purchasing all the ingredients for turtle soup. We just need the the big day to come for the final ingredient.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
I see and hear the Apostate is spreading dissension and doubt amongst my followers. This is true. I also understand that the Apostate's self declared call to abandon ye faithful and join their cult is partly based on the blasphemous practice of being exclusionary, for current turtle worshipers are not welcome at the God of Fuckus'-A-Palooza. This also is true. I also have been called lazy, scared, ineffectual and a false prophet. This is as true as the sun rising in the east and setting in the west and imalive abandoning his Giants. But alas, the Apostate has underestimated me, in all my stinking glory, rising from the cat box of filth and stink and clay bits of litter in a knappy, crappy bathrobe to begat the tide of rising turtles to send you a clear and concise message like a thunderbolt of a Strohs Lite beer can against your forehead, BAM, to wake you from the stupor that has been brought forth against you and all things degenerate, as my message is this: The Clan of the Turtle is always welcoming and inclusive, even if you have strayed from the herd, made fuckus with a goat and decided to return. We wait with open shells for our lightness of being to shine through and lead you back to the well worn path to righteousness and beauty for it is only as a degenerate that you can truly live. The clan of the turtle followers do not need padding when they hit the floor as that is not the way of a true degenerate. In fact, we true degenerates welcome head wounds as we have hard, hard heads. Furthermore, have you ever heard someone say, go f*ck a goat? Why sure you have. Have you ever heard someone say the same about a turtle? Of course not. Ye who follows the goat will only have yourselves to blame. See not the pity in the apostate but the greed and jealousy for that is their motivation, along with power and exclusion. I shall leave you with the following, on perhaps the next posts as the ever watchful powers to be who control all have said I have too many characters, tell me about it. Continued next post:
I now bring you a comparison of the turtle and the goat. You decide which you'd prefer and if you'd like to join the goat of fuckus and the follow the reprobate Apostate, we'll be waiting for your return, with open shells:
Tortoises (/ˈtɔːr.təs.ɪz/) are a family, Testudinidae, of land-dwelling turtles in the order Testudines. Like most turtles, tortoises are shielded from predators by a shell. The top part of the shell is the carapace, the underside is the plastron, and the two are connected by the bridge. The carapace is fused to both the vertebrae and ribcage, and turtles are unique among vertebrates in that the pectoral and pelvic girdles are inside, rather than outside, the ribcage. Tortoises can vary in size from a few centimeters to two meters. They are usually diurnal animals with tendencies to be crepuscular depending on the ambient temperatures. They are generally reclusive animals.
Tortoises generally have the longest lifespans of any animal, and some individuals are known to have lived longer than 150 years.[12] Because of this, they symbolize longevity in some cultures, such as China. The oldest tortoise ever recorded, and one of the oldest individual animals ever recorded, was Tu'i Malila, which was presented to the Tongan royal family by the British explorer Captain Cook shortly after its birth in 1777. Tu'i Malila remained in the care of the Tongan royal family until its death by natural causes on May 19, 1965, at the age of 188.[13] The record for the longest-lived vertebrate is exceeded only by one other, a koi named Hanako whose death on July 17, 1977 ended a 226-year life span.[14]
The Alipore Zoo in India was the home to Adwaita, which zoo officials claimed was the oldest living animal until its death on March 23, 2006. Adwaita (sometimes spelled with two ds) was an Aldabra giant tortoise brought to India by Lord Wellesley, who handed it over to the Alipur Zoological Gardens in 1875 when the zoo was set up. West Bengal officials said records showed Adwaita was at least 150 years old, but other evidence pointed to 250. Adwaita was said to be the pet of Robert Clive.[15]
Harriet was a resident at the Australia Zoo in Queensland from 1987 to her death in 2006; she was believed to have been brought to England by Charles Darwin aboard the Beagle and then on to Australia by John Clements Wickham.[16] Harriet died on June 23, 2006, just shy of her 176th birthday.
Timothy, a spur-thighed tortoise, lived to be about 165 years old. For 38 years, she was carried as a mascot aboard various ships in Britain's Royal Navy. Then in 1892, at age 53, she retired to the grounds of Powderham Castle in Devon. Up to the time of her death in 2004, she was believed to be the United Kingdom's oldest resident.
Jonathan, a Seychelles giant tortoise living on the island of St Helena may be as old as 182[17][18] or 178 years.[19] If this is true, he could be the current oldest living animal on Earth.
The brain of a tortoise is extremely small. In the 17th century, Francesco Redi performed an experiment involving removing the brain of a land-tortoise, which then proceeded to live six months. Fresh-water tortoises, when subject to the same experiment, continued similarly, but did not live so long. Redi also cut the head off a tortoise entirely, and it lived for 23 days.[20][21][22]
In Hinduism, Kurma (Sanskrit: कुर्म) was the second Avatar of Vishnu. Like the Matsya Avatara, Kurma also belongs to the Satya Yuga. Vishnu took the form of a half-man, half-tortoise, the lower half being a tortoise. He is normally shown as having four arms. He sat on the bottom of the ocean after the Great Flood. A mountain was placed on his back by the other gods so they could churn the sea and find the ancient treasures of the Vedic peoples.
Tortoise shells were used by ancient Chinese as oracle bones to make predictions.
The tortoise is a symbol of the Ancient Greek god, Hermes.
Can we please stick to bullet points and not jumbly ramblings? Trying to read that makes my brain hurt...
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
The domestic goat (Capra aegagrus hircus) is a subspecies of goat domesticated from the wild goat of southwest Asia and Eastern Europe. The goat is a member of the family Bovidae and is closely related to the sheep as both are in the goat-antelope subfamily Caprinae. There are over 300 distinct breeds of goat.[1] Goats are one of the oldest domesticated species, and have been used for their milk, meat, hair, and skins over much of the world.[2] In 2011, there were more than 924 million live goats around the globe, according to the UN Food and Agriculture Organization.[3]
Female goats are referred to as "does" or "nannies", intact males as "bucks", "billies", or "rams" and their offspring are "kids". Castrated males are "wethers". Goat meat from younger animals is called "kid" or cabrito (Spanish), and from older animals is simply known as "goat" or sometimes called chevon (French), or in some areas "mutton" (which more often refers to adult sheep meat).
Life expectancy for goats is between fifteen and eighteen years.[29] An instance of a goat reaching the age of 24 has been reported.[30]
Several factors can reduce this average expectancy; problems during kidding can lower a doe's expected life span to ten or eleven, and stresses of going into rut can lower a buck's expected life span to eight to ten years.[30]
Several mythological hybrid creatures are believed to consist of parts of the goat, including the Chimera. The Capricorn sign in the Western zodiac is usually depicted as a goat with a fish's tail. Fauns and satyrs are mythological creatures that are part goat and part human. The mineral bromine is named from the Greek word "brόmos", which means "stench of he-goats".
Goats are mentioned many times in the Bible. A goat is considered a "clean" animal by Jewish dietary laws and was slaughtered for an honored guest. It was also acceptable for some kinds of sacrifices. Goat-hair curtains were used in the tent that contained the tabernacle (Exodus 25:4). Its horns can be used instead of sheep's horn to make a shofar.[59] On Yom Kippur, the festival of the Day of Atonement, two goats were chosen and lots were drawn for them. One was sacrificed and the other allowed to escape into the wilderness, symbolically carrying with it the sins of the community. From this comes the word "scapegoat". A leader or king was sometimes compared to a male goat leading the flock. In the New Testament, Jesus told a parable of the Sheep and the Goats (Gospel of Matthew 25).
Popular Christian folk tradition in Europe associated Satan with imagery of goats. A common superstition in the Middle Ages was that goats whispered lewd sentences in the ears of the saints. The origin of this belief was probably the behavior of the buck in rut, the very epitome of lust. The common medieval depiction of the Devil was that of a goat-like face with horns and small beard (a goatee). The Black Mass, a probably-mythological "Satanic mass", was said to involve a black goat,[who?] the form in which Satan supposedly manifested himself for worship.
The goat has had a lingering connection with Satanism and pagan religions, even into modern times. The inverted pentagram, a symbol used in Satanism, is said to be shaped like a goat's head. The "Baphomet of Mendes" refers to a satanic goat-like figure from 19th-century occultism.
The common Russian surname Kozlov (Russian: Козло́в), means "goat". Goatee refers to a style of facial hair incorporating hair on a man’s chin, so named because of some similarity to a goat's facial feature.
I have spoken. Choose wisely my herd and do not be lead astray for if the herd thins and I lose my following, I shall retire to my own thread, where I shall have conversations about pornography, if even they are with myself. I have no fear for I am on the righteous path. Choose wisely my herd, choose wisely.
Degenerates don't need google. Too drunk and busy giving reverse piggyback rides to read all that nonsense.
Oh ye faithful I shall keep this short. We shall worship nothing other than each other as degenerate men and women along with booze and pot. It is why fuckus created us in the first place. I shall not require you to read an encyclopedia as the turtle worshiper does. Goats rock. We have the ghost of Jim Morison on our side. Turtles suck. The greatest turtle ever was a teenager who ate pizza and lived with a rat. Like teenagers know shit.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
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Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
It's all about making a buck here. Laughing isn't acceptable.
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Time to get the thread going again. Need ideas for competitions to slay the turtle people. H2TM is either scared or busy. I'm going with scared personally. The event must be able to take place between bands and has to fit on the main stage.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
You can try and delude yourselves, but we cannot be dominated. We are patient and quiet and when you are done with your bleating we will still be standing(ish).
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
An adorable cat..
- Christopher McCandless
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Libtardaplorable©. And proud of it.
Brilliantati©
Tortoises (/ˈtɔːr.təs.ɪz/) are a family, Testudinidae, of land-dwelling turtles in the order Testudines. Like most turtles, tortoises are shielded from predators by a shell. The top part of the shell is the carapace, the underside is the plastron, and the two are connected by the bridge. The carapace is fused to both the vertebrae and ribcage, and turtles are unique among vertebrates in that the pectoral and pelvic girdles are inside, rather than outside, the ribcage. Tortoises can vary in size from a few centimeters to two meters. They are usually diurnal animals with tendencies to be crepuscular depending on the ambient temperatures. They are generally reclusive animals.
Tortoises generally have the longest lifespans of any animal, and some individuals are known to have lived longer than 150 years.[12] Because of this, they symbolize longevity in some cultures, such as China. The oldest tortoise ever recorded, and one of the oldest individual animals ever recorded, was Tu'i Malila, which was presented to the Tongan royal family by the British explorer Captain Cook shortly after its birth in 1777. Tu'i Malila remained in the care of the Tongan royal family until its death by natural causes on May 19, 1965, at the age of 188.[13] The record for the longest-lived vertebrate is exceeded only by one other, a koi named Hanako whose death on July 17, 1977 ended a 226-year life span.[14]
The Alipore Zoo in India was the home to Adwaita, which zoo officials claimed was the oldest living animal until its death on March 23, 2006. Adwaita (sometimes spelled with two ds) was an Aldabra giant tortoise brought to India by Lord Wellesley, who handed it over to the Alipur Zoological Gardens in 1875 when the zoo was set up. West Bengal officials said records showed Adwaita was at least 150 years old, but other evidence pointed to 250. Adwaita was said to be the pet of Robert Clive.[15]
Harriet was a resident at the Australia Zoo in Queensland from 1987 to her death in 2006; she was believed to have been brought to England by Charles Darwin aboard the Beagle and then on to Australia by John Clements Wickham.[16] Harriet died on June 23, 2006, just shy of her 176th birthday.
Timothy, a spur-thighed tortoise, lived to be about 165 years old. For 38 years, she was carried as a mascot aboard various ships in Britain's Royal Navy. Then in 1892, at age 53, she retired to the grounds of Powderham Castle in Devon. Up to the time of her death in 2004, she was believed to be the United Kingdom's oldest resident.
Jonathan, a Seychelles giant tortoise living on the island of St Helena may be as old as 182[17][18] or 178 years.[19] If this is true, he could be the current oldest living animal on Earth.
The brain of a tortoise is extremely small. In the 17th century, Francesco Redi performed an experiment involving removing the brain of a land-tortoise, which then proceeded to live six months. Fresh-water tortoises, when subject to the same experiment, continued similarly, but did not live so long. Redi also cut the head off a tortoise entirely, and it lived for 23 days.[20][21][22]
In Hinduism, Kurma (Sanskrit: कुर्म) was the second Avatar of Vishnu. Like the Matsya Avatara, Kurma also belongs to the Satya Yuga. Vishnu took the form of a half-man, half-tortoise, the lower half being a tortoise. He is normally shown as having four arms. He sat on the bottom of the ocean after the Great Flood. A mountain was placed on his back by the other gods so they could churn the sea and find the ancient treasures of the Vedic peoples.
Tortoise shells were used by ancient Chinese as oracle bones to make predictions.
The tortoise is a symbol of the Ancient Greek god, Hermes.
The Apostate goat follows on the next post:
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- Christopher McCandless
The domestic goat (Capra aegagrus hircus) is a subspecies of goat domesticated from the wild goat of southwest Asia and Eastern Europe. The goat is a member of the family Bovidae and is closely related to the sheep as both are in the goat-antelope subfamily Caprinae. There are over 300 distinct breeds of goat.[1] Goats are one of the oldest domesticated species, and have been used for their milk, meat, hair, and skins over much of the world.[2] In 2011, there were more than 924 million live goats around the globe, according to the UN Food and Agriculture Organization.[3]
Female goats are referred to as "does" or "nannies", intact males as "bucks", "billies", or "rams" and their offspring are "kids". Castrated males are "wethers". Goat meat from younger animals is called "kid" or cabrito (Spanish), and from older animals is simply known as "goat" or sometimes called chevon (French), or in some areas "mutton" (which more often refers to adult sheep meat).
Life expectancy for goats is between fifteen and eighteen years.[29] An instance of a goat reaching the age of 24 has been reported.[30]
Several factors can reduce this average expectancy; problems during kidding can lower a doe's expected life span to ten or eleven, and stresses of going into rut can lower a buck's expected life span to eight to ten years.[30]
Several mythological hybrid creatures are believed to consist of parts of the goat, including the Chimera. The Capricorn sign in the Western zodiac is usually depicted as a goat with a fish's tail. Fauns and satyrs are mythological creatures that are part goat and part human. The mineral bromine is named from the Greek word "brόmos", which means "stench of he-goats".
Goats are mentioned many times in the Bible. A goat is considered a "clean" animal by Jewish dietary laws and was slaughtered for an honored guest. It was also acceptable for some kinds of sacrifices. Goat-hair curtains were used in the tent that contained the tabernacle (Exodus 25:4). Its horns can be used instead of sheep's horn to make a shofar.[59] On Yom Kippur, the festival of the Day of Atonement, two goats were chosen and lots were drawn for them. One was sacrificed and the other allowed to escape into the wilderness, symbolically carrying with it the sins of the community. From this comes the word "scapegoat". A leader or king was sometimes compared to a male goat leading the flock. In the New Testament, Jesus told a parable of the Sheep and the Goats (Gospel of Matthew 25).
Popular Christian folk tradition in Europe associated Satan with imagery of goats. A common superstition in the Middle Ages was that goats whispered lewd sentences in the ears of the saints. The origin of this belief was probably the behavior of the buck in rut, the very epitome of lust. The common medieval depiction of the Devil was that of a goat-like face with horns and small beard (a goatee). The Black Mass, a probably-mythological "Satanic mass", was said to involve a black goat,[who?] the form in which Satan supposedly manifested himself for worship.
The goat has had a lingering connection with Satanism and pagan religions, even into modern times. The inverted pentagram, a symbol used in Satanism, is said to be shaped like a goat's head. The "Baphomet of Mendes" refers to a satanic goat-like figure from 19th-century occultism.
The common Russian surname Kozlov (Russian: Козло́в), means "goat". Goatee refers to a style of facial hair incorporating hair on a man’s chin, so named because of some similarity to a goat's facial feature.
I have spoken. Choose wisely my herd and do not be lead astray for if the herd thins and I lose my following, I shall retire to my own thread, where I shall have conversations about pornography, if even they are with myself. I have no fear for I am on the righteous path. Choose wisely my herd, choose wisely.
Libtardaplorable©. And proud of it.
Brilliantati©
Oh, I love it
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
The cat. And he might start charging 'rent' for you loitering in his litterbox Temple..
Oh ye faithful I shall keep this short. We shall worship nothing other than each other as degenerate men and women along with booze and pot. It is why fuckus created us in the first place. I shall not require you to read an encyclopedia as the turtle worshiper does. Goats rock. We have the ghost of Jim Morison on our side. Turtles suck. The greatest turtle ever was a teenager who ate pizza and lived with a rat. Like teenagers know shit.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle