3rd random object to 3rd person to make me laugh. Small paper bill from 2000.
a mushroom sits down at the bar.. waves the tender over and attempts to order a beer.. the bar tender says I'm sorry we don't serve your kind here... the mushroom says why not? I'm a fungai..
EV~Toronto Night 2 - 2008 Toronto - 2009 NYC Night 2 - 2010
Toronto Night 2 - 2011
Music Midtown, Atlanta - 2012 London,ON - 2013
Wrigley Field, Chicago - 2013
Buffalo - 2013
Charlottesville - 2013
Charlotte - 2013 Detroit - 2014 Ottawa - 2016 Toronto Night 1&2 - 2016 Wrigley Field 1, Chicago - 2016 EV~Dana Point CA - 2016 Wrigley Field 1, Chicago - 2018
Here is my first attempt, Mr.Brain: A man wakes up one morning and there is a lowland silverback gorilla in the tree over his driveway. Of course he can't go to work with a sliverback in that tree... So he looks up the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Tree Removal Service". He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he"ll be there in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives 30 minutes later and gets out of his truck. In the back of the truck is a pair of handcuffs, a shotgun, and a dog named Lamar. "What are you going to do?", the homeowner asks. "I'm going to climb up that tree and give it a good shaking. When the gorilla falls out, Lamar is trained to bite the gorilla's testicles. The gorilla will be subdued enough for me to lock him in the handcuffs and you and i can throw him in the back of the truck.", says the gorilla remover and hands him the shotgun.
"What's the shotgun for?", asks the homeowner. "In the unlikely event that the gorilla knocks ME out of the tree, you shoot Lamar."
3rd random object to 3rd person to make me laugh. Small paper bill from 2000.
a mushroom sits down at the bar.. waves the tender over and attempts to order a beer.. the bar tender says I'm sorry we don't serve your kind here... the mushroom says why not? I'm a fungai..
Send me a PM with your mailing info and this 3rd object is yours.
Here is my first attempt, Mr.Brain: A man wakes up one morning and there is a lowland silverback gorilla in the tree over his driveway. Of course he can't go to work with a sliverback in that tree... So he looks up the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Tree Removal Service". He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he"ll be there in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives 30 minutes later and gets out of his truck. In the back of the truck is a pair of handcuffs, a shotgun, and a dog named Lamar. "What are you going to do?", the homeowner asks. "I'm going to climb up that tree and give it a good shaking. When the gorilla falls out, Lamar is trained to bite the gorilla's testicles. The gorilla will be subdued enough for me to lock him in the handcuffs and you and i can throw him in the back of the truck.", says the gorilla remover and hands him the shotgun.
"What's the shotgun for?", asks the homeowner. "In the unlikely event that the gorilla knocks ME out of the tree, you shoot Lamar."
I laughed at this as well...but it was my 4th laugh.
Tell you what -- you can have this if you like? Just send me your address info in a PM and now that we are friends, it is F Me.
A man wakes up one morning and there is a lowland silverback gorilla in the tree over his driveway. Of course he can't go to work with a sliverback in that tree... So he looks up the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Tree Removal Service". He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he"ll be there in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives 30 minutes later and gets out of his truck. In the back of the truck is a pair of handcuffs, a shotgun, and a dog named Lamar. "What are you going to do?", the homeowner asks. "I'm going to climb up that tree and give it a good shaking. When the gorilla falls out, Lamar is trained to bite the gorilla's testicles. The gorilla will be subdued enough for me to lock him in the handcuffs and you and i can throw him in the back of the truck.", says the gorilla remover and hands him the shotgun.
"What's the shotgun for?", asks the homeowner. "In the unlikely event that the gorilla knocks ME out of the tree, you shoot Lamar."
A man wakes up one morning and there is a lowland silverback gorilla in the tree over his driveway. Of course he can't go to work with a sliverback in that tree... So he looks up the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Tree Removal Service". He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he"ll be there in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives 30 minutes later and gets out of his truck. In the back of the truck is a pair of handcuffs, a shotgun, and a dog named Lamar. "What are you going to do?", the homeowner asks. "I'm going to climb up that tree and give it a good shaking. When the gorilla falls out, Lamar is trained to bite the gorilla's testicles. The gorilla will be subdued enough for me to lock him in the handcuffs and you and i can throw him in the back of the truck.", says the gorilla remover and hands him the shotgun.
"What's the shotgun for?", asks the homeowner. "In the unlikely event that the gorilla knocks ME out of the tree, you shoot Lamar."
Hahahaha
EV~Toronto Night 2 - 2008 Toronto - 2009 NYC Night 2 - 2010
Toronto Night 2 - 2011
Music Midtown, Atlanta - 2012 London,ON - 2013
Wrigley Field, Chicago - 2013
Buffalo - 2013
Charlottesville - 2013
Charlotte - 2013 Detroit - 2014 Ottawa - 2016 Toronto Night 1&2 - 2016 Wrigley Field 1, Chicago - 2016 EV~Dana Point CA - 2016 Wrigley Field 1, Chicago - 2018
Seems like there are no good shows coming near me for use of my 17 pairs of ticketmaster general admission (I assume lawn). Therefore here is a list of some codes. Use as you like but please add post which one you use so someone else doesn't waste his/her time repeating it. I'm not sure if I have to use these codes only with my account or not, so sorry if it doesn't work. Good luck.
Seems like there are no good shows coming near me for use of my 17 pairs of ticketmaster general admission (I assume lawn). Therefore here is a list of some codes. Use as you like but please add post which one you use so someone else doesn't waste his/her time repeating it. I'm not sure if I have to use these codes only with my account or not, so sorry if it doesn't work. Good luck.
Seems like there are no good shows coming near me for use of my 17 pairs of ticketmaster general admission (I assume lawn). Therefore here is a list of some codes. Use as you like but please add post which one you use so someone else doesn't waste his/her time repeating it. I'm not sure if I have to use these codes only with my account or not, so sorry if it doesn't work. Good luck.
Seems like there are no good shows coming near me for use of my 17 pairs of ticketmaster general admission (I assume lawn). Therefore here is a list of some codes. Use as you like but please add post which one you use so someone else doesn't waste his/her time repeating it. I'm not sure if I have to use these codes only with my account or not, so sorry if it doesn't work. Good luck.
That's very nice of you! I'm in Canada so we can't use them but I've read that they're adding more shows to the list....
I read that you can't share these codes, unfortunately.
Damn. Sorry. Fucking Ticketbastard. Oh, well. Pm me if there's a show you want to go to and I can snag tickets for you and send them email PDF. Can't get to the ticket page til late tonight so can't promise anything will be left. But I will try. Hit me up. Patrick
Sorry all. The voucher shows are sold out from TM. My codes don't work at present. I could try in the future if they offer more shows to pick from. Not all shows and locations are available anyway. TM screws us again...
Sorry all. The voucher shows are sold out from TM. My codes don't work at present. I could try in the future if they offer more shows to pick from. Not all shows and locations are available anyway. TM screws us again...
It was a nice effort.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
So I managed to get couple pairs of tickets in the past round of TM vouchers. So here are the 2 shows with each having a pair of tickets that I can either transfer to your TM account or email you PDFs. Korn and Breaking Benjamin Oct 5 PNC Pavillion Charlotte NC 2 lawn seats GONE 10 Years Jul 9 Bogarts Cincinnati OH 2 general admission First to PM gets em free
So I managed to get couple pairs of tickets in the past round of TM vouchers. So here are the 2 shows with each having a pair of tickets that I can either transfer to your TM account or email you PDFs. Korn and Breaking Benjamin Oct 5 PNC Pavillion Charlotte NC 2 lawn seats 10 Years Jul 9 Bogarts Cincinnati OH 2 general admission First to PM gets em free
Have an email for $15 off from Live Nation for certain amphitheater shows. Don't plan on going to any shows at any of these venues, so maybe someone else could use it. Probably could get super cheap lawn tickets to a show with the $15 off! Here's the list of shows/venues it's good for. PM me if you want the code. CLAIMED
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2010: MSGx2
2012: Made In America
2013: Pittsburgh, Brooklynx2, Hartford, Baltimore
2014: Leeds, Milton Keynes, Detroit
2015: Global Citizen Festival
2016: Phillyx2, MSGx2, Fenwayx2 2018: Barcelona, Wrigleyx2
Here is a link to the missing songs from the Vs/Vitalogy re-issue 94' Orpheum show. If you pre-ordered the SDE 10c sent you these for download. Meant to be plugged into the playlist. SOLAT and Hard To Imagine are pretty fucking stellar. I'll leave this up for today. Enjoy all! *Oh and they clearly got Betterman down in this performance after it's Atlanta debut on that tour.
Here is a link to the missing songs from the Vs/Vitalogy re-issue 94' Orpheum show. If you pre-ordered the SDE 10c sent you these for download. Meant to be plugged into the playlist. SOLAT and Hard To Imagine are pretty fucking stellar. I'll leave this up for today. Enjoy all! *Oh and they clearly got Betterman down in this performance after it's Atlanta debut on that tour.
Here is a link to the missing songs from the Vs/Vitalogy re-issue 94' Orpheum show. If you pre-ordered the SDE 10c sent you these for download. Meant to be plugged into the playlist. SOLAT and Hard To Imagine are pretty fucking stellar. I'll leave this up for today. Enjoy all! *Oh and they clearly got Betterman down in this performance after it's Atlanta debut on that tour.
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Free to the first person to make me laugh out loud. May take me a week or so to send it out but it will be yours!
<b>GONE</b>Free to 2nd person to make me laugh
GONERiot Act tour poster / cover art. Seattle & Aussie dates.
GONESmall paper bill from 2000.
Toronto - 2009
NYC Night 2 - 2010
Toronto Night 2 - 2011
Music Midtown, Atlanta - 2012
London,ON - 2013
Wrigley Field, Chicago - 2013
Buffalo - 2013
Charlottesville - 2013
Charlotte - 2013
Detroit - 2014
Ottawa - 2016
Toronto Night 1&2 - 2016
Wrigley Field 1, Chicago - 2016
EV~Dana Point CA - 2016
Wrigley Field 1, Chicago - 2018
A man wakes up one morning and there is a lowland silverback gorilla in the tree over his driveway. Of course he can't go to work with a sliverback in that tree... So he looks up the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Tree Removal Service". He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he"ll be there in 30 minutes.
The gorilla remover arrives 30 minutes later and gets out of his truck. In the back of the truck is a pair of handcuffs, a shotgun, and a dog named Lamar.
"What are you going to do?", the homeowner asks.
"I'm going to climb up that tree and give it a good shaking. When the gorilla falls out, Lamar is trained to bite the gorilla's testicles. The gorilla will be subdued enough for me to lock him in the handcuffs and you and i can throw him in the back of the truck.", says the gorilla remover and hands him the shotgun.
"What's the shotgun for?", asks the homeowner.
"In the unlikely event that the gorilla knocks ME out of the tree, you shoot Lamar."
Atlanta 9.1.98
Dallas 11.15.13
Ft. Worth 9.15.23
Tell you what -- you can have this if you like? Just send me your address info in a PM and now that we are friends, it is F Me.
Toronto - 2009
NYC Night 2 - 2010
Toronto Night 2 - 2011
Music Midtown, Atlanta - 2012
London,ON - 2013
Wrigley Field, Chicago - 2013
Buffalo - 2013
Charlottesville - 2013
Charlotte - 2013
Detroit - 2014
Ottawa - 2016
Toronto Night 1&2 - 2016
Wrigley Field 1, Chicago - 2016
EV~Dana Point CA - 2016
Wrigley Field 1, Chicago - 2018
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Patrick
Korn and Breaking Benjamin Oct 5 PNC Pavillion Charlotte NC 2 lawn seatsGONE10 Years Jul 9 Bogarts Cincinnati OH 2 general admission
First to PM gets em free
Have an email for $15 off from Live Nation for certain amphitheater shows. Don't plan on going to any shows at any of these venues, so maybe someone else could use it. Probably could get super cheap lawn tickets to a show with the $15 off! Here's the list of shows/venues it's good for. PM me if you want the code.CLAIMED~not a dude~
2010: MSGx2
2012: Made In America
2013: Pittsburgh, Brooklynx2, Hartford, Baltimore
2014: Leeds, Milton Keynes, Detroit
2015: Global Citizen Festival
2016: Phillyx2, MSGx2, Fenwayx2
2018: Barcelona, Wrigleyx2
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/7d63cynimsnnp29/AABCH1Kwy-6-BvlyT7TNnIWZa?dl=0