Stupid stuff overheard at the bar...

RKCNDY
RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
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I'm at the bar right now, and I just can't help but overhear the girl at the next table freaking out... "what's 10% of $45? I need to know! Do you know? I need to know..."

smh
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  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    RKCNDY wrote: »
    I'm at the bar right now, and I just can't help but overhear the girl at the next table freaking out... "what's 10% of $45? I need to know! Do you know? I need to know..."

    smh

    That is where America is heading. And in fact...there is an app for that.

    Or when I was a kid, we saw a 1 in the tens column and moved the decimal point over a spot
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  • PJfanwillneverleave1
    PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    You should suggest to give $5.00 and ask for 50cents back and see her reaction.
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    PJfanwillneverleave1 wrote: »
    You should suggest to give $5.00 and ask for 50cents back and see her reaction.

    Lmfao!! Right?? At work today, ( we don't use the change button on our 1990's cash register.. We have to count change back..) this young girl gave me a twenty to pay for a 2.38 bill. So I give her 17.62 back.. She is confused as fuck.. Finally I had to count all of it out, cent by cent, And explain how I was figuring her change! She kept thinking she should only get 15 back.. Good thing I'm honest!!
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    RKCNDY wrote: »
    I'm at the bar right now, and I just can't help but overhear the girl at the next table freaking out... "what's 10% of $45? I need to know! Do you know? I need to know..."

    smh

    $1,50 right ??
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    RKCNDY wrote: »
    I'm at the bar right now, and I just can't help but overhear the girl at the next table freaking out... "what's 10% of $45? I need to know! Do you know? I need to know..."

    smh

    She's leaving only a 10% tip? Cheap and stupid.
    ELITIST FUK
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    SD48277 wrote: »
    RKCNDY wrote: »
    I'm at the bar right now, and I just can't help but overhear the girl at the next table freaking out... "what's 10% of $45? I need to know! Do you know? I need to know..."

    smh

    She's leaving only a 10% tip? Cheap and stupid.
    Maybe she was wanting to figure out 10% then to multiply it by two. Or, well-- maybe not since she couldn't figure out 10% anyway. :insert shrugging shoulders guy because the emoji are down again:
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    SD48277 wrote: »
    RKCNDY wrote: »
    I'm at the bar right now, and I just can't help but overhear the girl at the next table freaking out... "what's 10% of $45? I need to know! Do you know? I need to know..."

    smh

    She's leaving only a 10% tip? Cheap and stupid.

    Agree!! 15-20% minimum!
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,409
    RKCNDY wrote: »
    I'm at the bar right now, and I just can't help but overhear the girl at the next table freaking out... "what's 10% of $45? I need to know! Do you know? I need to know..."

    smh

    she couldn't use her smartphone to figure it out?

    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255
    Was she blonde?
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,776
    edited February 2015
    What if the service sucked?? 10% still might have been too much for all we know...
    Post edited by PJ_Soul on
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    PJ_Soul presents a good point.
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    RKCNDY wrote: »
    I'm at the bar right now, and I just can't help but overhear the girl at the next table freaking out... "what's 10% of $45? I need to know! Do you know? I need to know..."

    smh

    The clever server answers "10% of $45 is $9"
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,409
    PJ_Soul wrote: »
    What if the service sucked?? 10% still might have been too much for all we know...

    maybe the 10% wasn't even about a tip.....maybe she and nine other people were going in on something that cost $45.....but she doesn't sound bright enough to know 1/10 = 10%, so who knows?
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
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  • mookeywrench
    mookeywrench Posts: 6,081
    whispering hands wrote: »
    SD48277 wrote: »
    RKCNDY wrote: »
    I'm at the bar right now, and I just can't help but overhear the girl at the next table freaking out... "what's 10% of $45? I need to know! Do you know? I need to know..."

    smh

    She's leaving only a 10% tip? Cheap and stupid.

    Agree!! 15-20% minimum!

    It Depends. If you're ordering a pint or bottle and walking away....10%

    If you're asking for the bartender's adivce and taking up their time or a cocktail with a shitload of modifiers....15%-20%
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    badbrains wrote: »
    Was she blonde?

    Not sure, she was in the next booth and they have pretty high backs.

    PJ_Soul wrote: »
    What if the service sucked?? 10% still might have been too much for all we know...

    Service is good, well at least when I go there...I'm a regular :sheepish smiling smiley:
    mookeywrench wrote: »

    It Depends. If you're ordering a pint or bottle and walking away....10%

    If you're asking for the bartender's adivce and taking up their time or a cocktail with a shitload of modifiers....15%-20%

    She was sitting in the next booth, not sure what the scenario was, by the time I got my first drink she was gone. Though, she did sound to be the type that was 'encouraged to leave'.

    Generally I make it easy, leave a buck for a beer.

    Nobody else hears stupid shit at the bar? I should go more often now...
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    I don't go to bars anymore. But the dumbest shit ever that I heard, was in Joplin Mo. I was sitting in a gay bar there. ( I loved that place!! It was sooooo much fun!) at the bar, minding my own business... When this really pretty little redhead sits next to me.. She smiles.. The most fuckrd up teeth ever!! ( I later learned that's because of the meth.. They smoke it there.. And it eats your teeth!!) she starts talking to me.. I can tell she's a bit of a backwoods special.. But I talk to her cause I'm bored and lonely. We get on the subject of school, and she discovers that I am a University graduate....and... then she said it.. The dumbest shit I have ever heard..At a bar or otherwise...
    She seriously said..." So you went to college, a really fancy one Huh?" ( me)"Yes." ( her) " oh GOOD!! Maybe you can answer this.. It's been bugging me my whole life.. Is there really a difference be tween there, they're and their? Or do they just spell them
    Different to confuse us?" I just sat there.. Rhee, the bartender has to walk away cause he's laughing so hard, shaking his head, and claiming he loves the entertainment value of his job! I had to get up and leave.. Honestly that was the best response.. Joplin made me cry.. Seriously something wrong with that place!! But living there was quite the adventure! Lol
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    PJ_Soul wrote: »
    What if the service sucked?? 10% still might have been too much for all we know...

    Spoken like a true Canadian...
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,409
    poor little Joplin girl just needed clarification from someone smart.

    if nothing else, the "meth teeth" ought to keep you off that shit....I heard they get that way because your teeth are where meth leaches from your body....kinda like sweating meth. :tired_face:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • eddiec
    eddiec Posts: 3,963
    RKCNDY wrote: »
    I'm at the bar right now, and I just can't help but overhear the girl at the next table freaking out... "what's 10% of $45? I need to know! Do you know? I need to know..."

    smh

    So what did her friends tell her? Did they know?

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