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Don't you hate it when you get numbed up at the dentists office and unknowingly bite a chunk of your cheek the size of a dime. I didn't realize it happened until the blood started drooling out of my mouth and I started to taste blood.

Now that the feeling is starting to get the feeling back in my cheek, I'm feeling what basically a huge hole. This is going to be sore.
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  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    Don't you hate it when you flex and your shirt rips? I hate it when that happens.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,901
    WhatYouTaughtMe wrote: »
    Don't you hate it when you flex and your shirt rips? I hate it when that happens.

    or when you get aroused and your crotch rips? same kinda thing.

    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    imalive wrote: »
    WhatYouTaughtMe wrote: »
    Don't you hate it when you flex and your shirt rips? I hate it when that happens.

    or when you get aroused and your crotch rips? same kinda thing.
    Any chick admits to this and I'm outta here!
    :-D
  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    edited December 2014
    =))
  • g under pg under p Posts: 18,178
    hedonist wrote: »
    imalive wrote: »
    WhatYouTaughtMe wrote: »
    Don't you hate it when you flex and your shirt rips? I hate it when that happens.

    or when you get aroused and your crotch rips? same kinda thing.
    Any chick admits to this and I'm outta here!
    :-D

    =)) ok then....I had to think about that for a second.

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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,901
    g under p wrote: »
    hedonist wrote: »
    imalive wrote: »
    WhatYouTaughtMe wrote: »
    Don't you hate it when you flex and your shirt rips? I hate it when that happens.

    or when you get aroused and your crotch rips? same kinda thing.
    Any chick admits to this and I'm outta here!
    :-D

    =)) ok then....I had to think about that for a second.

    Peace

    still thinking.... :-?
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    That wasn't the direction I saw this thread turn to at all. But that was funny as hell.
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    You are an OFFI-cal idiot! =))
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    imalive Posts: 14,147
    December 27
    WhatYouTaughtMe wrote: »
    Don't you hate it when you flex and your shirt rips? I hate it when that happens.

    or when you get aroused and your crotch rips? same kinda thing

    And here I thought that only happens to me....nice to know I'm not alone.
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    ^^^^fuck these bullshit quotes man. Wtf
  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    edited December 2014
    I've just stopped trying to quote on my phone. I just post a response and hope people just know who I am talking to. Speaking of, don't you hate when you try to quote on your phone and it says null.
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    WhatYouTaughtMe wrote: »
    I've just stopped trying to quote on my phone. I just post a response and hope people just know who I am talking to. Speaking of, don't you hate when you try to quote on your phone and it says null.

    I do not have that problem
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    You're still an idiot ^^^^^ =))
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    badbrains wrote: »
    You're still an idiot ^^^^^ =))

    Coming from the guy that has to use ^^^^^ instead of quoting!!!
    =))
  • PJSirenPJSiren Posts: 5,863
    Don't you hate it when your kid brings home a cold or some such sickness and then you catch it....damn children!!!
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  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    Okay, you win with the kid cold thing. (Ewww! Trying to avoid that one with Oscillo right now myself.) However, how about when you walk through a parking lot full of snow and get parking lot sludge all the way back up the legs of your pants?
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  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    My current fav.....when you finish shovelling your driveway and the snow plow is nice enough to come along and dump a whole bunch more at the end of said driveway for you.
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,901
    shoveling in general is an exercise in futility.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    That is true, however they don't call where I live the Great White North for no good reason. Eventually I wouldn't be able to leave my house.......
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    northerndragon wrote: »
    My current fav.....when you finish shovelling your driveway and the snow plow is nice enough to come along and dump a whole bunch more at the end of said driveway for you.
    In our house, we refer to that as getting our driveway sealed shut. If you don't go out right away and scoop up the wet and heavy road sludge, it is like trying to drive over glaciers on the way out. We live on a dead end road with a lot of neighbors who own snow blowers. Within 10 minutes of the plow coming through, we're all out in force. Sometimes, people come through and clear the gunk out for me so that I don't have to wrench my back.

    The great white north hasn't really come to us yet. I mean, we've had snow, but nothing like what we had last year. It was a green Christmas. So very sad. I would happily take some of your snow. Give it in feet! Nothing like having a day at home, making soup out of whatever is in the cupboards and going to play in the snow.
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,901
    deadendp wrote: »
    northerndragon wrote: »
    My current fav.....when you finish shovelling your driveway and the snow plow is nice enough to come along and dump a whole bunch more at the end of said driveway for you.
    In our house, we refer to that as getting our driveway sealed shut. If you don't go out right away and scoop up the wet and heavy road sludge, it is like trying to drive over glaciers on the way out. We live on a dead end road with a lot of neighbors who own snow blowers. Within 10 minutes of the plow coming through, we're all out in force. Sometimes, people come through and clear the gunk out for me so that I don't have to wrench my back.

    The great white north hasn't really come to us yet. I mean, we've had snow, but nothing like what we had last year. It was a green Christmas. So very sad. I would happily take some of your snow. Give it in feet! Nothing like having a day at home, making soup out of whatever is in the cupboards and going to play in the snow.

    yup.....here in Salt Lake City aka shit lake salty, we had no snow until Christmas eve.....then we got like 10 inches and it's snowing again, as we speak....

    anyway......let's get back to ripped crotches!

    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Don't you hate it when you are cutting up steak, and your hand starts to act up and the knife goes straight into your eye? Omg, I hate it when that happens.
  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    If this happening with any kind of frequency you may want to consider cutting steak while wearing protective eye wear from now on...just saying, safety first :-\"
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  • lolobugglolobugg BLUE RDGE MTNS Posts: 8,192
    don't you hate it when you are driving and really have to piss and you can't find an exit....
    and you have to use a pissbottle?

    got to improve your aim

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  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    edited December 2014
    Thank you northerndragon, yes I do wear steak protection on my face now while dining. Sounds like this may have happened to you a time or two perhaps as well?

    Another thing
    ...I hate it when I accidently wash a kitchen appliance in the sink . UGGGH!
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    lolobugg wrote: »
    don't you hate it when you are driving and really have to piss and you can't find an exit....
    and you have to use a pissbottle?

    got to improve your aim

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  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    edited December 2014
    Don't you hate it when boys passive aggressively brag about being able to pee anywhere....
    Post edited by northerndragon on
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    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • lolobugglolobugg BLUE RDGE MTNS Posts: 8,192
    edited December 2014
    northerndragon wrote: »
    Don't you hate it when boys passive aggressively brag about being to pee anywhere....

    =))
    you can do it too.
    it just takes practice.
    and it helps if you have had a few brews....for the courage factor.

    pissbottle man woman!!!

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  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    Courage is not the problem if I gots to pee then I'll make it happen, however peeing in a bottle so I don't have to pull over takes far too much effort and planning...hell nothing like a road trip in a skirt with no undies just so I can attempt to pee in a bottle.
    Otherwise if a girls gotta go a girls gotta go, whether it be in a snowbank or the bushes at the golf course...although now that I think about it all of those times were precluded by a fair amount of beverage intake...hmmmmmm
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  • lolobugglolobugg BLUE RDGE MTNS Posts: 8,192
    edited December 2014
    northerndragon wrote: »
    Courage is not the problem if I gots to pee then I'll make it happen, however peeing in a bottle so I don't have to pull over takes far too much effort and planning...hell nothing like a road trip in a skirt with no undies just so I can attempt to pee in a bottle.
    Otherwise if a girls gotta go a girls gotta go, whether it be in a snowbank or the bushes at the golf course...although now that I think about it all of those times were precluded by a fair amount of beverage intake...hmmmmmm

    \m/

    or you could wear a diaper like that stalker lady did a few years back.

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