The Idiot Thread

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  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    brianlux said:
    I'm not saying this guys is an idiot, but it may not be a stretch saying what he did was not too swift!


    A local food writer was rushed to UAMS hospital last night after consuming 413 Cheddar Bay Biscuits from Red Lobster. Doctors confirm that he slipped into a coma shortly after being admitted into the emergency room.


    Ha ha ha. 

    You got spoofed ;)
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    No, that guy is fucking IDIOT...but that is so American...ODing on food...hope your proud America...
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    brianlux said:
    I'm not saying this guys is an idiot, but it may not be a stretch saying what he did was not too swift!


    A local food writer was rushed to UAMS hospital last night after consuming 413 Cheddar Bay Biscuits from Red Lobster. Doctors confirm that he slipped into a coma shortly after being admitted into the emergency room.


    Ha ha ha. 

    You got spoofed ;)
    Ya think?
    =)

    LOCAL MAN IN COMA AFTER EATING 413 RED LOBSTER BISCUITS


  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    hedonist said:
    brianlux said:
    I'm not saying this guys is an idiot, but it may not be a stretch saying what he did was not too swift!


    A local food writer was rushed to UAMS hospital last night after consuming 413 Cheddar Bay Biscuits from Red Lobster. Doctors confirm that he slipped into a coma shortly after being admitted into the emergency room.


    Ha ha ha. 

    You got spoofed ;)
    Ya think?
    =)

    LOCAL MAN IN COMA AFTER EATING 413 RED LOBSTER BISCUITS


    Yeah =)

    Given the existence of those stupid competitive eating contests, I can almost believe someone trying to eat that many; it was the “draining litres of butter” part that really sealed the deal :lol: 
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,662
    PJPOWER said:
    brianlux said:
    I'm not saying this guys is an idiot, but it may not be a stretch saying what he did was not too swift!


    A local food writer was rushed to UAMS hospital last night after consuming 413 Cheddar Bay Biscuits from Red Lobster. Doctors confirm that he slipped into a coma shortly after being admitted into the emergency room.


    WTF??? He overdosed on cheddar biscuits....wow.
    I know.  Freaky!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    I fell for it.  But come on, this is a country that prides them self on having a hot dog eating champion...lol
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  • PJPOWER
    PJPOWER Posts: 6,499
    edited December 2018
    I fell for it.  But come on, this is a country that prides them self on having a hot dog eating champion...lol
    For the record, eating contests are quite populated in Canada as well, ha
    http://eatfeats.com/category/regions/canada
    Post edited by PJPOWER on
  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    PJPOWER said:
    I fell for it.  But come on, this is a country that prides them self on having a hot dog eating champion...lol
    For the record, eating contests are quite populated in Canada as well, ha
    http://eatfeats.com/category/regions/canada
    lol.  What's the matter with us.  I can barely eat 2 dogs...
    Give Peas A Chance…
  • PJPOWER
    PJPOWER Posts: 6,499
    PJPOWER said:
    I fell for it.  But come on, this is a country that prides them self on having a hot dog eating champion...lol
    For the record, eating contests are quite populated in Canada as well, ha
    http://eatfeats.com/category/regions/canada
    lol.  What's the matter with us.  I can barely eat 2 dogs...
    Yeah, I cannot imaging scarfing down tons of food for competition.  Funny thing is that the world champion hot dog eater was a short skinny women (not sure she is still the “champion”).
  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    PJPOWER said:
    PJPOWER said:
    I fell for it.  But come on, this is a country that prides them self on having a hot dog eating champion...lol
    For the record, eating contests are quite populated in Canada as well, ha
    http://eatfeats.com/category/regions/canada
    lol.  What's the matter with us.  I can barely eat 2 dogs...
    Yeah, I cannot imaging scarfing down tons of food for competition.  Funny thing is that the world champion hot dog eater was a short skinny women (not sure she is still the “champion”).
    How do you stay skinny and eat all those hot dogs?  I assume they practice. 
    Give Peas A Chance…
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,668
    brianlux said:
    I'm not saying this guys is an idiot, but it may not be a stretch saying what he did was not too swift!


    A local food writer was rushed to UAMS hospital last night after consuming 413 Cheddar Bay Biscuits from Red Lobster. Doctors confirm that he slipped into a coma shortly after being admitted into the emergency room.


    This guy is definitely an idiot.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • PJPOWER
    PJPOWER Posts: 6,499
    PJPOWER said:
    PJPOWER said:
    I fell for it.  But come on, this is a country that prides them self on having a hot dog eating champion...lol
    For the record, eating contests are quite populated in Canada as well, ha
    http://eatfeats.com/category/regions/canada
    lol.  What's the matter with us.  I can barely eat 2 dogs...
    Yeah, I cannot imaging scarfing down tons of food for competition.  Funny thing is that the world champion hot dog eater was a short skinny women (not sure she is still the “champion”).
    How do you stay skinny and eat all those hot dogs?  I assume they practice. 
    Tapeworm?
  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    PJPOWER said:
    PJPOWER said:
    PJPOWER said:
    I fell for it.  But come on, this is a country that prides them self on having a hot dog eating champion...lol
    For the record, eating contests are quite populated in Canada as well, ha
    http://eatfeats.com/category/regions/canada
    lol.  What's the matter with us.  I can barely eat 2 dogs...
    Yeah, I cannot imaging scarfing down tons of food for competition.  Funny thing is that the world champion hot dog eater was a short skinny women (not sure she is still the “champion”).
    How do you stay skinny and eat all those hot dogs?  I assume they practice. 
    Tapeworm?
    LOL
    Give Peas A Chance…
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,668
    edited December 2018
    PJPOWER said:
    PJPOWER said:
    I fell for it.  But come on, this is a country that prides them self on having a hot dog eating champion...lol
    For the record, eating contests are quite populated in Canada as well, ha
    http://eatfeats.com/category/regions/canada
    lol.  What's the matter with us.  I can barely eat 2 dogs...
    Yeah, I cannot imaging scarfing down tons of food for competition.  Funny thing is that the world champion hot dog eater was a short skinny women (not sure she is still the “champion”).
    How do you stay skinny and eat all those hot dogs?  I assume they practice. 
    They vomit after. But also, skinny people are the best competitive eaters because belly fat actually pushes against the stomach, preventing expansion. So the thinner someone is, the more room their stomachs have to expand.
    Post edited by PJ_Soul on
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • PJPOWER
    PJPOWER Posts: 6,499
    PJ_Soul said:
    PJPOWER said:
    PJPOWER said:
    I fell for it.  But come on, this is a country that prides them self on having a hot dog eating champion...lol
    For the record, eating contests are quite populated in Canada as well, ha
    http://eatfeats.com/category/regions/canada
    lol.  What's the matter with us.  I can barely eat 2 dogs...
    Yeah, I cannot imaging scarfing down tons of food for competition.  Funny thing is that the world champion hot dog eater was a short skinny women (not sure she is still the “champion”).
    How do you stay skinny and eat all those hot dogs?  I assume they practice. 
    They vomit after. But also, skinny people are the best competitive eaters because belly fat actually pushes against the stomach, preventing expansion. So the thinner someone is, the more room their stomach have to expand.
    That makes sense
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,662
    PJ_Soul said:
    brianlux said:
    I'm not saying this guys is an idiot, but it may not be a stretch saying what he did was not too swift!


    A local food writer was rushed to UAMS hospital last night after consuming 413 Cheddar Bay Biscuits from Red Lobster. Doctors confirm that he slipped into a coma shortly after being admitted into the emergency room.


    This guy is definitely an idiot.
    Thank you!  It's true! 
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    For anyone still unsure, the article is satire.  Our resident funny guy Brian is trying to pull a fast one on us...
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,668
    For anyone still unsure, the article is satire.  Our resident funny guy Brian is trying to pull a fast one on us...
    Oh, I didn't realize that. I found it completely believable, lol. I've tried those fucking biscuits from Red Lobster. Just one of them made me feel like I was going to die, lol. And people trying to stuff themselves stupid is common. How was I to know it wasn't a true story? 
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    PJ_Soul said:
    For anyone still unsure, the article is satire.  Our resident funny guy Brian is trying to pull a fast one on us...
    Oh, I didn't realize that. I found it completely believable, lol. I've tried those fucking biscuits from Red Lobster. Just one of them made me feel like I was going to die, lol. And people trying to stuff themselves stupid is common. How was I to know it wasn't a true story? 
    I fell for it, hook, line and sinker.  How could you not, they televise a hotdog eating contest...it just seemed like something someone would do.


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  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739