A local food writer was rushed to UAMS hospital last night after
consuming 413 Cheddar Bay Biscuits from Red Lobster. Doctors confirm
that he slipped into a coma shortly after being admitted into the
emergency room.
Ha ha ha.
You got spoofed .
my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
A local food writer was rushed to UAMS hospital last night after
consuming 413 Cheddar Bay Biscuits from Red Lobster. Doctors confirm
that he slipped into a coma shortly after being admitted into the
emergency room.
A local food writer was rushed to UAMS hospital last night after
consuming 413 Cheddar Bay Biscuits from Red Lobster. Doctors confirm
that he slipped into a coma shortly after being admitted into the
emergency room.
LOCAL MAN IN COMA AFTER EATING 413 RED LOBSTER BISCUITS
Yeah .
Given the existence of those stupid competitive eating contests, I can almost believe someone trying to eat that many; it was the “draining litres of butter” part that really sealed the deal
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A local food writer was rushed to UAMS hospital last night after
consuming 413 Cheddar Bay Biscuits from Red Lobster. Doctors confirm
that he slipped into a coma shortly after being admitted into the
emergency room.
WTF??? He overdosed on cheddar biscuits....wow.
I know. Freaky!
"Pretty cookies, heart squares all around, yeah!" -Eddie Vedder, "Smile"
lol. What's the matter with us. I can barely eat 2 dogs...
Yeah, I cannot imaging scarfing down tons of food for competition. Funny thing is that the world champion hot dog eater was a short skinny women (not sure she is still the “champion”).
lol. What's the matter with us. I can barely eat 2 dogs...
Yeah, I cannot imaging scarfing down tons of food for competition. Funny thing is that the world champion hot dog eater was a short skinny women (not sure she is still the “champion”).
How do you stay skinny and eat all those hot dogs? I assume they practice.
A local food writer was rushed to UAMS hospital last night after
consuming 413 Cheddar Bay Biscuits from Red Lobster. Doctors confirm
that he slipped into a coma shortly after being admitted into the
emergency room.
This guy is definitely an idiot.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
lol. What's the matter with us. I can barely eat 2 dogs...
Yeah, I cannot imaging scarfing down tons of food for competition. Funny thing is that the world champion hot dog eater was a short skinny women (not sure she is still the “champion”).
How do you stay skinny and eat all those hot dogs? I assume they practice.
lol. What's the matter with us. I can barely eat 2 dogs...
Yeah, I cannot imaging scarfing down tons of food for competition. Funny thing is that the world champion hot dog eater was a short skinny women (not sure she is still the “champion”).
How do you stay skinny and eat all those hot dogs? I assume they practice.
lol. What's the matter with us. I can barely eat 2 dogs...
Yeah, I cannot imaging scarfing down tons of food for competition. Funny thing is that the world champion hot dog eater was a short skinny women (not sure she is still the “champion”).
How do you stay skinny and eat all those hot dogs? I assume they practice.
They vomit after. But also, skinny people are the best competitive eaters because belly fat actually pushes against the stomach, preventing expansion. So the thinner someone is, the more room their stomachs have to expand.
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With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
lol. What's the matter with us. I can barely eat 2 dogs...
Yeah, I cannot imaging scarfing down tons of food for competition. Funny thing is that the world champion hot dog eater was a short skinny women (not sure she is still the “champion”).
How do you stay skinny and eat all those hot dogs? I assume they practice.
They vomit after. But also, skinny people are the best competitive eaters because belly fat actually pushes against the stomach, preventing expansion. So the thinner someone is, the more room their stomach have to expand.
That makes sense
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brianlux
Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,297
A local food writer was rushed to UAMS hospital last night after
consuming 413 Cheddar Bay Biscuits from Red Lobster. Doctors confirm
that he slipped into a coma shortly after being admitted into the
emergency room.
This guy is definitely an idiot.
Thank you! It's true!
"Pretty cookies, heart squares all around, yeah!" -Eddie Vedder, "Smile"
For anyone still unsure, the article is satire. Our resident funny guy Brian is trying to pull a fast one on us...
Oh, I didn't realize that. I found it completely believable, lol. I've tried those fucking biscuits from Red Lobster. Just one of them made me feel like I was going to die, lol. And people trying to stuff themselves stupid is common. How was I to know it wasn't a true story?
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
For anyone still unsure, the article is satire. Our resident funny guy Brian is trying to pull a fast one on us...
Oh, I didn't realize that. I found it completely believable, lol. I've tried those fucking biscuits from Red Lobster. Just one of them made me feel like I was going to die, lol. And people trying to stuff themselves stupid is common. How was I to know it wasn't a true story?
I fell for it, hook, line and sinker. How could you not, they televise a hotdog eating contest...it just seemed like something someone would do.
This is just funny. I'm not thinking he's an idiot, did not know where to post...
We used to trade beer for Wendy's when I was in my youth. The late night crew there would load up bags of burgers and fries for us in exchange for a few beers. I don't know how the 'deal' got worked out, but we did it often.
This is just funny. I'm not thinking he's an idiot, did not know where to post...
We used to trade beer for Wendy's when I was in my youth. The late night crew there would load up bags of burgers and fries for us in exchange for a few beers. I don't know how the 'deal' got worked out, but we did it often.
LOL. I never heard of someone doing that. I like it though, barter.
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LOCAL MAN IN COMA AFTER EATING 413 RED LOBSTER BISCUITS
Given the existence of those stupid competitive eating contests, I can almost believe someone trying to eat that many; it was the “draining litres of butter” part that really sealed the deal
-Eddie Vedder, "Smile"
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This is just funny. I'm not thinking he's an idiot, did not know where to post...
We used to trade beer for Wendy's when I was in my youth. The late night crew there would load up bags of burgers and fries for us in exchange for a few beers. I don't know how the 'deal' got worked out, but we did it often.
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It's that too.
Tell me you'd like to be the target of his affection though.