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The Fixer Story....

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    2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,143
    The Fixer Story is not dirty in anyway and is actually fairly innocent*, I promise.

    *Individual results may vary.

    Do tell....
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    lolobugglolobugg BLUE RDGE MTNS Posts: 8,190
    kw18 said:

    derbydave said:

    Ok, definitely something perverted. Convince me otherwise...

    Does this story evolve 2 fans (maybe more) enjoying an evening together...one thing lead to another, and they took part in the act of love making...music was playing (The Fixer) and there were a few "Yeah yeah yeahs" during the act?

    Whatever gave you guys the idea that this story could be perverted in any way? ;)
    HMMMM...
    Can't figure out why anyone would think that!!!
    :D
    Probably because you all have dirty minds! :P
    It couldn't have been anything I said! ;)
    The Fixer Story is not dirty in anyway and is actually fairly innocent*, I promise.

    *Individual results may vary.
    damn, sonny boy....
    I am gonna have to put on my bifocals to read that fine print.

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    badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    kw18 said:

    derbydave said:

    Ok, definitely something perverted. Convince me otherwise...

    Does this story evolve 2 fans (maybe more) enjoying an evening together...one thing lead to another, and they took part in the act of love making...music was playing (The Fixer) and there were a few "Yeah yeah yeahs" during the act?

    Whatever gave you guys the idea that this story could be perverted in any way? ;)
    HMMMM...
    Can't figure out why anyone would think that!!!
    :D
    Probably because you all have dirty minds! :P
    It couldn't have been anything I said! ;)
    The Fixer Story is not dirty in anyway and is actually fairly innocent*, I promise.

    *Individual results may vary.
    You just lost 90% of your audience =))
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    SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242
    kw18 said:



    The Fixer Story is not dirty in anyway and is actually fairly innocent*, I promise.

    *Individual results may vary.

    I'll take my chances....I still want to know.
    ELITIST FUK
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    FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810



    So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers....
    and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)

    I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself :))

    This is not innocent =))
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
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    afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    kw18 said:

    derbydave said:

    Ok, definitely something perverted. Convince me otherwise...

    Does this story evolve 2 fans (maybe more) enjoying an evening together...one thing lead to another, and they took part in the act of love making...music was playing (The Fixer) and there were a few "Yeah yeah yeahs" during the act?

    Whatever gave you guys the idea that this story could be perverted in any way? ;)
    HMMMM...
    Can't figure out why anyone would think that!!!
    :D
    Probably because you all have dirty minds! :P
    It couldn't have been anything I said! ;)
    The Fixer Story is not dirty in anyway and is actually fairly innocent*, I promise.

    *Individual results may vary.
    *kw18 and Afroannie are not responsible for any long lasting side effects from hearing the fixer story.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
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    afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    FoxyRedLa said:


    So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers....
    and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)

    I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself :))

    This is not innocent =))

    Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates stories about jelly and/or jam.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
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    SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242

    FoxyRedLa said:


    So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers....
    and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
    I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself :))

    This is not innocent =))

    Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates stories about jelly and/or jam.

    So....jam or jelly may or may not be involved...hmmm....
    ELITIST FUK
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    afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    SD48277 said:

    FoxyRedLa said:


    So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers....
    and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
    I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself :))
    This is not innocent =))

    Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates stories about jelly and/or jam.

    So....jam or jelly may or may not be involved...hmmm....

    This may be a clue or it may not...
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
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    derbydavederbydave Columbus, OH Posts: 11,254

    FoxyRedLa said:


    So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers....
    and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
    I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself :))

    This is not innocent =))

    Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates BIG WAVE and/or LAST KISS.

    FIXED...
    AND just for the record,
    I like jelly & jams!!!
    I'm not opposed to a nice marmalade or apple butter either!!
    :D
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    my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    SD48277 said:

    kw18 said:



    The Fixer Story is not dirty in anyway and is actually fairly innocent*, I promise.

    *Individual results may vary.

    I'll take my chances....I still want to know.
    I don't

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    kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    derbydave said:

    FoxyRedLa said:


    So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers....
    and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
    I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself :))
    This is not innocent =))

    Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates BIG WAVE and/or LAST KISS.

    FIXED...
    AND just for the record,
    I like jelly & jams!!!
    I'm not opposed to a nice marmalade or apple butter either!!
    :D

    Marmalade, huh? Well, you probably won't care for marmalade anymore after you hear the fixer story ...
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    "Let's check Idaho."
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    derbydavederbydave Columbus, OH Posts: 11,254
    kw18 said:

    derbydave said:

    FoxyRedLa said:


    So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers....
    and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
    I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself :))
    This is not innocent =))
    Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates BIG WAVE and/or LAST KISS.

    FIXED...
    AND just for the record,
    I like jelly & jams!!!
    I'm not opposed to a nice marmalade or apple butter either!!
    :D

    Marmalade, huh? Well, you probably won't care for marmalade anymore after you hear the fixer story ...

    AWWWW....
    Don't take away my MARMALADE!!!!!!!!!!
    =))
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    '98: Seattle: Memorial Stadium 1 & 2
    '00: Columbus: Polaris
    '03: Columbus: Germain
    '10: Columbus: Nationwide Arena
    '11: East Troy: Alpine Valley - PJ20 1 & 2 + EV Detroit
    '12: Missoula + EV Jacksonville 1 & 2
    '13: Chicago / Pittsburgh / Buffalo / Seattle
    '14: Cincinnati / St. Louis / Tulsa / Lincoln / Memphis / Detroit / Moline
    '15: New York City - Global Citizen Festival
    '16: Greenville / Hampton / Raleigh / Columbia / Lexington / Ottawa / Toronto 1 & 2 / Wrigley 1 & 2
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    afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    derbydave said:

    kw18 said:

    derbydave said:

    FoxyRedLa said:


    So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers....
    and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
    I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself :))
    This is not innocent =))
    Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates BIG WAVE and/or LAST KISS.
    FIXED...
    AND just for the record,
    I like jelly & jams!!!
    I'm not opposed to a nice marmalade or apple butter either!!
    :D

    Marmalade, huh? Well, you probably won't care for marmalade anymore after you hear the fixer story ...

    AWWWW....
    Don't take away my MARMALADE!!!!!!!!!!
    =))

    How do you feel about orange marmalade?
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
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    derbydavederbydave Columbus, OH Posts: 11,254

    derbydave said:

    kw18 said:

    derbydave said:

    FoxyRedLa said:


    So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers....
    and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
    I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself :))
    This is not innocent =))
    Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates BIG WAVE and/or LAST KISS.
    FIXED...
    AND just for the record,
    I like jelly & jams!!!
    I'm not opposed to a nice marmalade or apple butter either!!
    :D
    Marmalade, huh? Well, you probably won't care for marmalade anymore after you hear the fixer story ...

    AWWWW....
    Don't take away my MARMALADE!!!!!!!!!!
    =))

    How do you feel about orange marmalade?

    ORANGE is the BEST MARMALADE!!!!
    It's like the CHOCOLATE of babka...
    I can't handle the lesser babka,
    the nasty old CINNAMON babka!!
    ~X(
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    '98: Seattle: Memorial Stadium 1 & 2
    '00: Columbus: Polaris
    '03: Columbus: Germain
    '10: Columbus: Nationwide Arena
    '11: East Troy: Alpine Valley - PJ20 1 & 2 + EV Detroit
    '12: Missoula + EV Jacksonville 1 & 2
    '13: Chicago / Pittsburgh / Buffalo / Seattle
    '14: Cincinnati / St. Louis / Tulsa / Lincoln / Memphis / Detroit / Moline
    '15: New York City - Global Citizen Festival
    '16: Greenville / Hampton / Raleigh / Columbia / Lexington / Ottawa / Toronto 1 & 2 / Wrigley 1 & 2
    '17: Brooklyn - Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
    '18: London 1 & 2 / Seattle 1 & 2 / Missoula / Wrigley 1
    '22: Nashville / St. Louis


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    afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    derbydave said:

    derbydave said:

    kw18 said:

    derbydave said:

    FoxyRedLa said:


    So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers....
    and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
    I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself :))
    This is not innocent =))
    Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates BIG WAVE and/or LAST KISS.
    FIXED...
    AND just for the record,
    I like jelly & jams!!!
    I'm not opposed to a nice marmalade or apple butter either!!
    :D
    Marmalade, huh? Well, you probably won't care for marmalade anymore after you hear the fixer story ...
    AWWWW....
    Don't take away my MARMALADE!!!!!!!!!!
    =))

    How do you feel about orange marmalade?

    ORANGE is the BEST MARMALADE!!!!
    It's like the CHOCOLATE of babka...
    I can't handle the lesser babka,
    the nasty old CINNAMON babka!!
    ~X(

    Ok..well you better enjoy as orange marmalade now..because after you hear the Fixer story... @-)
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
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    HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,383
    derbydave said:

    derbydave said:

    kw18 said:

    derbydave said:

    FoxyRedLa said:


    So we need to make Halts Maul & the Fixer Story tshirts & stickers....
    and DerbyDave thinks he wants a Fixer Story poster..but he may change his mind after he hears the story... @-)
    I hear you don't need a frame or any tacks for that poster because it sticks to the wall all by itself :))
    This is not innocent =))
    Maybe it's an innocent story about jelly or jam..I'm sure that could make stuff sticky...and little known fact, but Derbydave really hates BIG WAVE and/or LAST KISS.
    FIXED...
    AND just for the record,
    I like jelly & jams!!!
    I'm not opposed to a nice marmalade or apple butter either!!
    :D
    Marmalade, huh? Well, you probably won't care for marmalade anymore after you hear the fixer story ...
    AWWWW....
    Don't take away my MARMALADE!!!!!!!!!!
    =))

    How do you feel about orange marmalade?

    ORANGE is the BEST MARMALADE!!!!
    It's like the CHOCOLATE of babka...
    I can't handle the lesser babka,
    the nasty old CINNAMON babka!!
    ~X(

    (gasp) Another babka? :))

    ...and a black & white cookie for me. Peace. :)>-
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    derbydavederbydave Columbus, OH Posts: 11,254
    edited October 2014
    Hobbes said:

    derbydave said:



    ORANGE is the BEST MARMALADE!!!!
    It's like the CHOCOLATE of babka...
    I can't handle the lesser babka,
    the nasty old CINNAMON babka!!
    ~X(

    (gasp) Another babka? :))

    ...and a black & white cookie for me. Peace. :)>-

    Well if we can't look to the cookie where can we look? \:D/
    Post edited by derbydave on
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    '00: Columbus: Polaris
    '03: Columbus: Germain
    '10: Columbus: Nationwide Arena
    '11: East Troy: Alpine Valley - PJ20 1 & 2 + EV Detroit
    '12: Missoula + EV Jacksonville 1 & 2
    '13: Chicago / Pittsburgh / Buffalo / Seattle
    '14: Cincinnati / St. Louis / Tulsa / Lincoln / Memphis / Detroit / Moline
    '15: New York City - Global Citizen Festival
    '16: Greenville / Hampton / Raleigh / Columbia / Lexington / Ottawa / Toronto 1 & 2 / Wrigley 1 & 2
    '17: Brooklyn - Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
    '18: London 1 & 2 / Seattle 1 & 2 / Missoula / Wrigley 1
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    PorchgirlCOPorchgirlCO Colorado Posts: 1,375
    Didn't the black and white cookie make him barf?? :)
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me...

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    PorchgirlCOPorchgirlCO Colorado Posts: 1,375
    For the second (?) time ever???
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me...

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    derbydavederbydave Columbus, OH Posts: 11,254

    For the second (?) time ever???

    It broke the vomit streak that lasted over 13 years!!
    ;)
    '96: Seattle: Key Arena
    '98: Seattle: Memorial Stadium 1 & 2
    '00: Columbus: Polaris
    '03: Columbus: Germain
    '10: Columbus: Nationwide Arena
    '11: East Troy: Alpine Valley - PJ20 1 & 2 + EV Detroit
    '12: Missoula + EV Jacksonville 1 & 2
    '13: Chicago / Pittsburgh / Buffalo / Seattle
    '14: Cincinnati / St. Louis / Tulsa / Lincoln / Memphis / Detroit / Moline
    '15: New York City - Global Citizen Festival
    '16: Greenville / Hampton / Raleigh / Columbia / Lexington / Ottawa / Toronto 1 & 2 / Wrigley 1 & 2
    '17: Brooklyn - Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
    '18: London 1 & 2 / Seattle 1 & 2 / Missoula / Wrigley 1
    '22: Nashville / St. Louis


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    shetellsherselfshetellsherself New Jersey Posts: 8,783
    I decided I didn't have time to read all the missed responses in this thread so I just clicked on the last page thinking I could just get the gist. I'm confused and a little nauseous now.
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    yellowwhoyellowwho Posts: 1,661
    This is all making me hungry

    :))
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    SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242
    my2hands said:

    SD48277 said:

    kw18 said:



    The Fixer Story is not dirty in anyway and is actually fairly innocent*, I promise.

    *Individual results may vary.

    I'll take my chances....I still want to know.
    I don't

    I'm feeling bold. I still want to know.
    ELITIST FUK
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    afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995

    Didn't the black and white cookie make him barf?? :)

    the Fixer story...black and white cookie...side effects may be the same...
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
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    kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    edited October 2014

    I decided I didn't have time to read all the missed responses in this thread so I just clicked on the last page thinking I could just get the gist. I'm confused and a little nauseous now.

    Hmm ... confused and nauseous ... are you sure you haven't heard The Fixer Story yet?
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
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    qq New York Posts: 97
    we're officially in the offseason i guess
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    afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    kw18 said:

    I decided I didn't have time to read all the missed responses in this thread so I just clicked on the last page thinking I could just get the gist. I'm confused and a little nauseous now.

    Hmm ... confused and nauseous ... are you sure you haven't heard The Fixer Story yet?
    Sounds about right....
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
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    SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242
    kw18 said:

    I decided I didn't have time to read all the missed responses in this thread so I just clicked on the last page thinking I could just get the gist. I'm confused and a little nauseous now.

    Hmm ... confused and nauseous ... are you sure you haven't heard The Fixer Story yet?
    Do I need to take Dramamine before hearing the story? Can this story be heard on an empty stomach?
    ELITIST FUK
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    HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    yellowwho said:

    This is all making me hungry

    :))

    Look who OFFI-cally reached 1,000 posts! Mazel Tov!

    =D>
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