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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,658
    Earlier this afternoon I slammed one of my fingers in the car door.  I was outside our local religious thrift store so instead of cussing, it was more like, "Mmmm...   Fuuuuuu... Daaaaaa.. Shiiiiii... 
    ...OWWW!"

    Still hurts like a summ gumm.
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni











  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,254
    brianlux said:
    Earlier this afternoon I slammed one of my fingers in the car door.  I was outside our local religious thrift store so instead of cussing, it was more like, "Mmmm...   Fuuuuuu... Daaaaaa.. Shiiiiii... 
    ...OWWW!"

    Still hurts like a summ gumm.
    was there blood?
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,658
    Wobbie said:
    brianlux said:
    Earlier this afternoon I slammed one of my fingers in the car door.  I was outside our local religious thrift store so instead of cussing, it was more like, "Mmmm...   Fuuuuuu... Daaaaaa.. Shiiiiii... 
    ...OWWW!"

    Still hurts like a summ gumm.
    was there blood?
    No.  Damn, I guess that means it's not a true MOTHERF**KER!!!!!! moment.

    On the other hand, now that I'm not in front of the religious thrift store I'm guessing it's OK now to say, "Motherfucker!  Fuck!  Damn! Shit!"
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni











  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,254
    brianlux said:
    Wobbie said:
    brianlux said:
    Earlier this afternoon I slammed one of my fingers in the car door.  I was outside our local religious thrift store so instead of cussing, it was more like, "Mmmm...   Fuuuuuu... Daaaaaa.. Shiiiiii... 
    ...OWWW!"

    Still hurts like a summ gumm.
    was there blood?
    No.  Damn, I guess that means it's not a true MOTHERF**KER!!!!!! moment.

    On the other hand, now that I'm not in front of the religious thrift store I'm guessing it's OK now to say, "Motherfucker!  Fuck!  Damn! Shit!"

    let it out, Brian!

    yes, blood and/or deformation are always a plus.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,658
    Wobbie said:
    brianlux said:
    Wobbie said:
    brianlux said:
    Earlier this afternoon I slammed one of my fingers in the car door.  I was outside our local religious thrift store so instead of cussing, it was more like, "Mmmm...   Fuuuuuu... Daaaaaa.. Shiiiiii... 
    ...OWWW!"

    Still hurts like a summ gumm.
    was there blood?
    No.  Damn, I guess that means it's not a true MOTHERF**KER!!!!!! moment.

    On the other hand, now that I'm not in front of the religious thrift store I'm guessing it's OK now to say, "Motherfucker!  Fuck!  Damn! Shit!"

    let it out, Brian!

    yes, blood and/or deformation are always a plus.
    Alrighty then...

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! :lol:
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni











  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,658
    edited June 2018
    Did this to my right ring finger yesterday.  I was washing dishes when suddenly a neighbor started shooting--- which is  allowable here is this god-forsaken county outside the city limits.  Urgh!!!   :-(   The shooting caught me by surprised and I squeezed a drinking glass so hard it shattered.  The cut crosses the whole finger like a big flap.  Ouch!!!

    Post edited by brianlux on
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni











  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    Oh, geez, Brian - that sucks. What a nuisance that will be while it heals. I have no idea how I would react if I suddenly heard shots in my neighbourhood. 
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,172
    DAMN!
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,254
    oftenreading said:
    Oh, geez, Brian - that sucks. What a nuisance that will be while it heals. I have no idea how I would react if I suddenly heard shots in my neighbourhood. 

    “neighborhood”

    sorry for your injury, brian.....but a worthy addition.

    stitches?
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,658
    Wobbie said:
    oftenreading said:
    Oh, geez, Brian - that sucks. What a nuisance that will be while it heals. I have no idea how I would react if I suddenly heard shots in my neighbourhood. 

    “neighborhood”

    sorry for your injury, brian.....but a worthy addition.

    stitches?
    Stitches?  Fuck stitches.  :lol:  Nope!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni











  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,556
    I cut a dime size chunk out of my thumb once.
    It was held on by a flap, so I tried to stick it back in place and cover it up.
    It healed wrong and looked like I was growing an extra thumb.
    Wish I had a picture.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,658
    edited July 2018
    Hot cooking oil burn.  Nasty!
    Post edited by brianlux on
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni











  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,254
    it was a MOTHERF**KER!! moment when I disconnected the air hose from the compressor and it shot off and nailed my knee.


    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    Wobbie said:
    it was a MOTHERF**KER!! moment when I disconnected the air hose from the compressor and it shot off and nailed my knee.


    But the important question is, is Piper okay? 
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,254
    my buddy fucked up a couple of fingers.....so he drilled holes to relieve the pressure.


    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    :sick:
    ELITIST FUK
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Dumb
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,870
    Update us with a picture after the amputation once the infection from the drill bit sets in.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,657
    Do people do shit like that because they are scared of the doctor or what? Or can they not afford the doctor??
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    Honestly, that’s basically what the ER doc would do, though obviously with sterile equipment. If I had the same issue and I had a way to deal with it at home in 10 seconds instead of waiting in the ER, I would, because those bleeds trapped under the nail are incredibly painful. 
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf

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