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  • chimechime Posts: 7,839
    UKDave wrote:
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Oohhhhh bitchin' :shock: :?

    Did you feel anything? A friend of mine had it done and said he felt the rather large African doctor handling his balls like he was choosing a soft loaf at the supermarket... and then he felt the blood trickle down his leg...

    Afternoon all!! :wave:

    No problem with the anaesthetic etc although it was pretty cold but yeah really uncomfortable when he started feeling around, so much so they sedated me... :roll: :oops:

    Is this when Dunk arrives to tell us he didn't even have anaesthetic?? ;) :P
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    chime wrote:
    UKDave wrote:
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Oohhhhh bitchin' :shock: :?

    Did you feel anything? A friend of mine had it done and said he felt the rather large African doctor handling his balls like he was choosing a soft loaf at the supermarket... and then he felt the blood trickle down his leg...

    Afternoon all!! :wave:

    No problem with the anaesthetic etc although it was pretty cold but yeah really uncomfortable when he started feeling around, so much so they sedated me... :roll: :oops:

    Is this when Dunk arrives to tell us he didn't even have anaesthetic?? ;) :P

    What can I say... must be over sensitive but yeah Dunk probably did it himself with a rusty nail... :lol:
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    chime wrote:

    Is this when Dunk arrives to tell us he didn't even have anaesthetic?? ;) :P

    yes, that's correct... in fact he was taking so long to do it that I sat up, got his biro out of his pocket and hacked away at my scrotum until I could see the tubes needing cut. I then chewed at the tubes until they were split and using the end of my post-lunch cigar i cauterised the wound.

    16 minutes later i was punching an orphan in the fudd.

    ahhhhh.. memories.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    Almost... ;)
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    UKDave wrote:
    Almost... ;)


    :lol:;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Irish AlIrish Al Posts: 6,236
    NO FUCKING WAY...END OF!!!

    Sympathies dave :)
    I need a coffee!
  • chimechime Posts: 7,839
    C'mon Al it was all the cool guys are doing ;) :shock: :lol:
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
  • Irish AlIrish Al Posts: 6,236
    chime wrote:
    C'mon Al it was all the cool guys are doing ;) :shock: :lol:

    Not even if fonzie himself was gonna had over his leather jacket and proclaim me the new king of cool yeahhhhhhhh ;)
    I need a coffee!
  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    al still has seed to spread it seems :shock: :lol:
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • jrdjrd Posts: 3,060
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Did you feel anything? A friend of mine had it done and said he felt the rather large African doctor handling his balls like he was choosing a soft loaf at the supermarket... and then he felt the blood trickle down his leg...

    Afternoon all!! :wave:

    well... thanks for that, Sian. thanks very much... :shock: :o :roll:

    think there should be a smiley for 'crosses legs and sits rather uncomfortably' ;)
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • jrdjrd Posts: 3,060
    chime wrote:
    UKDave wrote:

    No problem with the anaesthetic etc although it was pretty cold but yeah really uncomfortable when he started feeling around, so much so they sedated me... :roll: :oops:

    Is this when Dunk arrives to tell us he didn't even have anaesthetic?? ;) :P

    well it's so cold in Scotland, and Dunk was probably wearing his kilt, so there was no need for any other form of anaesthetic... 8-)
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    jrd wrote:
    chime wrote:
    UKDave wrote:

    No problem with the anaesthetic etc although it was pretty cold but yeah really uncomfortable when he started feeling around, so much so they sedated me... :roll: :oops:

    Is this when Dunk arrives to tell us he didn't even have anaesthetic?? ;) :P

    well it's so cold in Scotland, and Dunk was probably wearing his kilt, so there was no need for any other form of anaesthetic... 8-)


    and if its really really cold your willy retracts back into the body...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    If my balls were a rock band they would be...











    Deep Purple!! :( :oops: :roll:
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • jrdjrd Posts: 3,060
    UKDave wrote:
    If my balls were a rock band they would be...











    Deep Purple!! :( :oops: :roll:

    at least they're not the Rolling Stones...

    ...though i think that's the result of a completely different operation.
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • jrdjrd Posts: 3,060
    ...and be thankful they're not Pulp! :shock:
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    jrd wrote:
    ...and be thankful they're not Pulp! :shock:

    :shock: :wtf: :sick:
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    dunkman wrote:
    jrd wrote:
    well it's so cold in Scotland, and Dunk was probably wearing his kilt, so there was no need for any other form of anaesthetic... 8-)


    and if its really really cold your willy retracts back into the body...

    That's a good point actually... Dunk, if you get an invite to the wedding in the lottery system, will you be wearing a kilt?! :shock:
    UKDave wrote:
    If my balls were a rock band they would be...











    Deep Purple!! :( :oops: :roll:

    OoooooooOOOOOohhhhhhHHHhhhhhhhh nasty.... :?

    The question is; was it worth it?

    I could never see my Dave going for it... even if we had 10 kids and were living in a council estate...

    Mind you, we'd probably be better off, financially :lol:

    After the noon all :wave:
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • chimechime Posts: 7,839
    In all seriousness know loads of people who've had it done and any I've spoken to have said it was worth it 8-)

    With my Dad it was completely his idea. Think my mum may have brought up the possibility of having another baby one too many times :oops: :lol:
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    chime wrote:
    In all seriousness know loads of people who've had it done and any I've spoken to have said it was worth it 8-)

    With my Dad it was completely his idea. Think my mum may have brought up the possibility of having another baby one too many times :oops: :lol:

    I would say, "did he have it done after they had you?"

    But I can't because you're too lovely and that would be mean 8-):lol:
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • chimechime Posts: 7,839
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    chime wrote:
    In all seriousness know loads of people who've had it done and any I've spoken to have said it was worth it 8-)

    With my Dad it was completely his idea. Think my mum may have brought up the possibility of having another baby one too many times :oops: :lol:

    I would say, "did he have it done after they had you?"

    But I can't because you're too lovely and that would be mean 8-):lol:

    ... and I have a younger sister ;) Nah I was about 10 so remember it happening.
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    UKDave wrote:
    If my balls were a rock band they would be...











    Deep Purple!! :( :oops: :roll:

    In fact I've actually nicknamed them Roger and Ritchie...

    Roger is a bit wrinkly and Ritchie seems to be changing colours sort of like a Rainbow... :?
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • JennytreeJennytree Posts: 5,340
    Hope we're all feeling spiffing this fine day :D
    This is me:
    http://www.facebook.com/jennytree

    SMELL YER MA!
  • jrdjrd Posts: 3,060
    UKDave wrote:
    UKDave wrote:
    If my balls were a rock band they would be...











    Deep Purple!! :( :oops: :roll:

    In fact I've actually nicknamed them Roger and Ritchie...

    Roger is a bit wrinkly and Ritchie seems to be changing colours sort of like a Rainbow... :?

    :lol::lol:

    and Jarvis...?

    :roll:
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • jrdjrd Posts: 3,060
    Incidentally, did any of the fairies get back from Spain or Portugal this year or do i need to make an investment and send them on holiday ?
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • JennytreeJennytree Posts: 5,340
    jrd wrote:
    Incidentally, did any of the fairies get back from Spain or Portugal this year or do i need to make an investment and send them on holiday ?

    Let me have a word with them when I get home from work!
    This is me:
    http://www.facebook.com/jennytree

    SMELL YER MA!
  • Irish AlIrish Al Posts: 6,236
    Dave be doubley thankful it's not named after the revolting cocks :lol:

    how are you all muthafuckas??
    I need a coffee!
  • JennytreeJennytree Posts: 5,340
    I'm shite, Alfred - yerself?!
    This is me:
    http://www.facebook.com/jennytree

    SMELL YER MA!
  • chimechime Posts: 7,839
    I'm great :D ... today is my Friday this week! ... am off camping tomorrow :mrgreen:
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Ah shite, I forgot to tell the fairies about Portugal and Spain... Apologies jrd :(

    Ohhhh where you going Pip? :D We're off up the Lake District next weekend... should be good :)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • jrdjrd Posts: 3,060
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Ah shite, I forgot to tell the fairies about Portugal and Spain... Apologies jrd :(

    no worries... i shall make the necessary fairy holiday investment. though it won't be for another two weeks because i'm away on hols tomorrow 8-)
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
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