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  • Cliffy6745
    Cliffy6745 Posts: 34,067
    Jearlpam0925 said:
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    Clifton Heights Fire Hall, beef & beer, rip-off cover band of The Beatles playing at ear-bleeding levels. Fucking Delco as all get out. What I'm trying to say is - my kinda shit.

    A nice sight as well is of a wedding reception, at a fire hall, where the bride is outside having her 30th smoke and hocking loogies on the ground. This is usually right before the groom is going to fight somebody, anybody....What the fuck are you looking at? Oh, yes, it gets me all nostalgic just thinking about it.

    We had a beef and beer before just so our friends could afford their fucking shore house. Christ.

    And if you don't live directly in the middle of the city I'm 99.99999% certain EVERYONE in the Philly area drives drunk all the time....and plays it off as, "Eh, I just had a couple-a beers." When in fact they had a shit ton of Buds and Jacquin's Rock & Rye (bonus points for Rumple Minze) - all the while stuffing a jukebox with Yes and Genesis songs  to get "their money's worth" (the looonnnnng fucking songs, which they will uppercut you if you bring up that Phil Collins bullshit) as it's all consumed in a hammer-ass corner dive bar in Essington and now they have to drive all the fuck the way home to Drexel Hill.
    this is pretty damn funny but so spot on.  Although I think those Yes and Genesis long songs are awesome ("it's one o'clock and time for lunch...dum de dum dum" - bonus points for getting that one!).   you haven't lived until you've attended a beef and beef fundraiser where you have to buy raffle tickets and put them  in buckets for prizes you don't really want.  I think i have a Peter Forsberg jersey tucked away somewhere that i won at one of these fuckers.  




    I like those stupid baskets because I can give my wife 50 bucks and she is gone for an hour while I drink beers with the boys. 
    Agree that anything we ever won was pretty much crap.
    Even a collection of gift cars that we won last year sits unused. 
    The best Beef & Beer Raffle gift = The Basket Of Cheer (also a term I think only limited to the Philly area), which - I'm sure you're all aware - is just a gigantic basket full of handles of liquor. Nothing like getting pulled over after a beef & beer where you've been pounding all alcohol in sight to have the cop see a basket of booze in the back (WHICH HAS ALREADY BEEN TAPPED INTO ON THE RIDE HOME MIND YOU BECAUSE FTW I WON MOTHERFUCKER).

    And if you win the cash in a 50/50 you better put your half of the 50/50 back in the fucking pot, man. It's for the fucking kids ya pieceashit.
    totally that is expected. thank God I never won one of those 50/50s.  As for the basket of cheer half of it is shit you won't drink yourself anyway.  Raspberry Schnapps? yea thanks for that. i think some of the shit from a basket of cheer I won years ago might still be in our liquor cabinet.  just give me the whiskey,  vodka or tequila and leave the rest of the shit out.  man you guys are bringing back so many memories of beef and beers for me now.  
    Oh boy oh boy oh boy.  This whole giving back the 50/50 is some ridiculous shit, depending on what it is for and whether I would give to it normally or if it was some beef and beer i was forced into because some friend of a friends dad died 5 years ago.  Fuck outta here.
    Fuck's the matter with ya? Put ten bucks in the pot ya low life!

    On top of the $10-$20 for the beef and beer, you better put an additional $10 into the 50/50. Why not just make the beef & beer $30 then? No, the point is to win, be called out publicly, and show what a TRUE human being you are by giving that money back.

    And don't forget to pick up your t-shirt of the cop guy with his face on the front who died 30 years ago, while everyone speaks with racial undertones as to how the guy died. YOU'RE WEARING THAT SHIRT.

     Oh, I'll put money in the 50/50, but unless it is a cause I am wholeheartedly behind, you better believe I'm keeping my half if I win.
  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,619
    That is LARRY'S money, ya low life....for his new liver. How ya think he's gonna be able to drink again? I swear - everyone's always thinkin' of themselves.
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,960
    I would give my winning half of the 50/50 pot for Francine (I know her, she's a good girl) from Sun Valley High School to show us all what she shows every year at the fucking Wing Bowl in the parking lot for free.
    She barfed on my lawn one time when I had a kegger in high school.


    I think I'm getting the Philly vibe from youse guys today.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    edited May 2017
    Not sure of the Beef & Beer 50/50's you guys are referring to but almost all of the ones I've attended have been for sick kids or someone with cancer.  Kind of hard to not give the money back for those.

    Some of those descriptions are dead on though.
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,960
    JK_Livin said:
    Not sure of the Beef & Beer 50/50's you guys are referring to but almost all of the ones I've attended have been for sick kids or someone with cancer.  Kind of hard to not give the money back for those.

    Some of those descriptions are dead on though.
    Have you seen Francine's ta-tas?
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  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,619
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOb6p1m5lQg
  • Cliffy6745
    Cliffy6745 Posts: 34,067
    Jearlpam0925 said:
    That is LARRY'S money, ya low life....for his new liver. How ya think he's gonna be able to drink again? I swear - everyone's always thinkin' of themselves.
    You know who needs that money more than Larry?  The broads at Delilah's.  I'm just thinkin' of them.
  • Cliffy6745
    Cliffy6745 Posts: 34,067
    F Me In The Brain said:
    I would give my winning half of the 50/50 pot for Francine (I know her, she's a good girl) from Sun Valley High School to show us all what she shows every year at the fucking Wing Bowl in the parking lot for free.
    She barfed on my lawn one time when I had a kegger in high school.


    I think I'm getting the Philly vibe from youse guys today.
    Now you're talkin...

    Don't lump me in with these neanderthals 
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,960
    Cliffy6745 said:
    Jearlpam0925 said:
    That is LARRY'S money, ya low life....for his new liver. How ya think he's gonna be able to drink again? I swear - everyone's always thinkin' of themselves.
    You know who needs that money more than Larry?  The broads at Delilah's.  I'm just thinkin' of them.
    Exactly
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,619
    Cliffy6745 said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    I would give my winning half of the 50/50 pot for Francine (I know her, she's a good girl) from Sun Valley High School to show us all what she shows every year at the fucking Wing Bowl in the parking lot for free.
    She barfed on my lawn one time when I had a kegger in high school.


    I think I'm getting the Philly vibe from youse guys today.
    Now you're talkin...

    Don't lump me in with these neanderthals 
    Please, Cliff - ya couldn't miss that dome of yours from anywhere (I am one to talk). And ya got your friggin' family living here as well. Oh, you're in with these neanderthals.


  • Cliffy6745
    Cliffy6745 Posts: 34,067
    Jearlpam0925 said:
    Cliffy6745 said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    I would give my winning half of the 50/50 pot for Francine (I know her, she's a good girl) from Sun Valley High School to show us all what she shows every year at the fucking Wing Bowl in the parking lot for free.
    She barfed on my lawn one time when I had a kegger in high school.


    I think I'm getting the Philly vibe from youse guys today.
    Now you're talkin...

    Don't lump me in with these neanderthals 
    Please, Cliff - ya couldn't miss that dome of yours from anywhere (I am one to talk). And ya got your friggin' family living here as well. Oh, you're in with these neanderthals.


    Touche

    And god dammit.
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,960
    Looks like the weather is going to hold out....Vivid Seats had 2 tickets, row 1, section 130.  I can see how shitty my Reds are and tell them so if I choose.  The boy will get baseballs again (he got 3 one game last year sitting on the dugout) but this will be the first time on the dugout with the damn netting in place.  (I do like that I wont need to hover over him every time a lefty is up for fear a liner hits his space cadet head while he is looking around at everything but the hitter.)

    First 2 games this weekend after 30 or so Little League games this year.  Shit, I need it!

    Now if the Phillies can cooperate and lose Fri/Sun all will be good.   
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Looks like the weather is going to hold out....Vivid Seats had 2 tickets, row 1, section 130.  I can see how shitty my Reds are and tell them so if I choose.  The boy will get baseballs again (he got 3 one game last year sitting on the dugout) but this will be the first time on the dugout with the damn netting in place.  (I do like that I wont need to hover over him every time a lefty is up for fear a liner hits his space cadet head while he is looking around at everything but the hitter.)

    First 2 games this weekend after 30 or so Little League games this year.  Shit, I need it!

    Now if the Phillies can cooperate and lose Fri/Sun all will be good.   
    Mrs Juggler and I might be going down on saturday. On Monday we can compare notes on the shitiness of our teams. 
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,960
    The Juggler said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Looks like the weather is going to hold out....Vivid Seats had 2 tickets, row 1, section 130.  I can see how shitty my Reds are and tell them so if I choose.  The boy will get baseballs again (he got 3 one game last year sitting on the dugout) but this will be the first time on the dugout with the damn netting in place.  (I do like that I wont need to hover over him every time a lefty is up for fear a liner hits his space cadet head while he is looking around at everything but the hitter.)

    First 2 games this weekend after 30 or so Little League games this year.  Shit, I need it!

    Now if the Phillies can cooperate and lose Fri/Sun all will be good.   
    Mrs Juggler and I might be going down on saturday. On Monday we can compare notes on the shitiness of our teams. 
    Both shitty.
    They both have the same problem, right?  (Pitching is awful?) 
    Scores should be above 10 all games.  (Which means it will likely be low scoring snooze-fests)
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    F Me In The Brain said:
    The Juggler said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Looks like the weather is going to hold out....Vivid Seats had 2 tickets, row 1, section 130.  I can see how shitty my Reds are and tell them so if I choose.  The boy will get baseballs again (he got 3 one game last year sitting on the dugout) but this will be the first time on the dugout with the damn netting in place.  (I do like that I wont need to hover over him every time a lefty is up for fear a liner hits his space cadet head while he is looking around at everything but the hitter.)

    First 2 games this weekend after 30 or so Little League games this year.  Shit, I need it!

    Now if the Phillies can cooperate and lose Fri/Sun all will be good.   
    Mrs Juggler and I might be going down on saturday. On Monday we can compare notes on the shitiness of our teams. 
    Both shitty.
    They both have the same problem, right?  (Pitching is awful?) 
    Scores should be above 10 all games.  (Which means it will likely be low scoring snooze-fests)
    Give me a low scoring 3 hour-ish pitchers duel over a 10-8 4 hour marathon any day of the week....
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  • Cliffy6745
    Cliffy6745 Posts: 34,067
    Tuscany here I fucking come, bitches. Stock up on the Chianti 
  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,619
    Cliffy6745 said:
    Tuscany here I fucking come, bitches. Stock up on the Chianti 
    I like this post. Eat and drink it up.
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,960
    Cliffy6745 said:
    Tuscany here I fucking come, bitches. Stock up on the Chianti 
    Be sure to drink enough in the airport and on the first hour of the flight to sleep the rest of the way.
    Have fun, man.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,634
    wow they actually won
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • Cliffy6745
    Cliffy6745 Posts: 34,067
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Cliffy6745 said:
    Tuscany here I fucking come, bitches. Stock up on the Chianti 
    Be sure to drink enough in the airport and on the first hour of the flight to sleep the rest of the way.
    Have fun, man.
    Well on my way. Been 6 years since I've done a Europe flight. Way too long. Thanks

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