This place is dead anyway...

Empty Glass

Last-12-Exit wrote: »

So the this place is dead anyway thread turned into an investigation of a dead turtle? What the fuck is wrong with you people? :ar!

Been away since yesterday right before work was over...almost 100 new posts, 3 new pages and turtle talk. I'm lost.

)

^ (for imalive)

badbrains

Oh shit imalive just reminded me of my high school days when I thought st ides was the shit. Or when we used to drink mickeys at the Friday partys, or the old E I'd drink with my brothers before our bball games.

Oh and Empty being lost isn't a new thing. ) <<< imalive and empty

whispering hands

So,, did YOU partake of the joint that was going around prior to the thunking/plopping of the turtle to it's demise beneath the tires of this alleged PU truck? Because somehow it is now a PU, when yesterday it was a dump truck?

imalive wrote: »

Halifax2TheMax wrote: »

SD48277 wrote: »

Empty Glass wrote: »

lolobugg wrote: »

Alright.... glad we Jesusized this thread... seems like most of the usual degenerates have posted on here since last I checked.
Wooooooooooo Hoooooooooo!!!

I'm starting up a music festival. Going to call in Degenerate-palooza. I may crowd source the thing and get Pearl Jam to headline

I've already got my sharpie out and have marked #1 on my hand for the line.

Question: Is the #1 on your hand for the ticket line or the GA line? Because I have a # 1 on my hand and I’m in the GA line right at the door. Well sort of as my pet turtle is on a lawn chair right by the door and he’s holding my spot while I enjoy cocktails and room service at my hotel. Plus the list gal has me down as #1.But I don’t have a ticket because my ticket buddy, the list gal, is with 20 of her friends in the ticket and/or merch line. They’ll be over as soon as they buy up all the posters, shirts, stickers, onesies, playing cards, trading cards, limited edition items, etc. Sweet swag by the way!

I just wanted to check because I didn’t want there to be any pushing or shoving or flared tempers or bruised egos when my ticket buddy posse arrives. Cool?

Peace.

Ps: If you happen to go by the GA line, could you bring my turtle a piece of lettuce? He only likes organic Boston Bib lettuce. The other stuff upsets his tummy. Thanks!

your turtle just plopped out of the lawn chair and got run over by a dumptruck.

condolences. how old was he anyway?

P.S. this means you lost your place in line.

^^^^^^^^

oftenreading

whispering hands wrote: »

So,, did YOU partake of the joint that was going around prior to the thunking/plopping of the turtle to it's demise beneath the tires of this alleged PU truck? Because somehow it is now a PU, when yesterday it was a dump truck?

imalive wrote: »

Halifax2TheMax wrote: »

SD48277 wrote: »

Empty Glass wrote: »

lolobugg wrote: »

Alright.... glad we Jesusized this thread... seems like most of the usual degenerates have posted on here since last I checked.
Wooooooooooo Hoooooooooo!!!

I'm starting up a music festival. Going to call in Degenerate-palooza. I may crowd source the thing and get Pearl Jam to headline

I've already got my sharpie out and have marked #1 on my hand for the line.

Question: Is the #1 on your hand for the ticket line or the GA line? Because I have a # 1 on my hand and I’m in the GA line right at the door. Well sort of as my pet turtle is on a lawn chair right by the door and he’s holding my spot while I enjoy cocktails and room service at my hotel. Plus the list gal has me down as #1.But I don’t have a ticket because my ticket buddy, the list gal, is with 20 of her friends in the ticket and/or merch line. They’ll be over as soon as they buy up all the posters, shirts, stickers, onesies, playing cards, trading cards, limited edition items, etc. Sweet swag by the way!

I just wanted to check because I didn’t want there to be any pushing or shoving or flared tempers or bruised egos when my ticket buddy posse arrives. Cool?

Peace.

Ps: If you happen to go by the GA line, could you bring my turtle a piece of lettuce? He only likes organic Boston Bib lettuce. The other stuff upsets his tummy. Thanks!

your turtle just plopped out of the lawn chair and got run over by a dumptruck.

condolences. how old was he anyway?

P.S. this means you lost your place in line.

^^^^^^^^

I see you share my skepticism about imalive's story, whispering hands, and it looks like Last-12 is also trying to suppress the investigation.

Last-12-Exit

So I've now been accused of a cover up. Shits gettin real now!

SD48277

imalive wrote: »

Pour one out for the turtle (may he Rest In Peace).
As for turtle's demise, I think we need to get Oliver Stone to direct the film adaptation of this investigation.

badbrains

Wait, did someone say joint? :-&

whispering hands

SD48277 wrote: »

imalive wrote: »

Pour one out for the turtle (may he Rest In Peace).
As for turtle's demise, I think we need to get Oliver Stone to direct the film adaptation of this investigation.

I was thinking Quentin Terrentino ( sp?)

Wobbie

badbrains wrote: »

Oh shit imalive just reminded me of my high school days when I thought st ides was the shit. Or when we used to drink mickeys at the Friday partys, or the old E I'd drink with my brothers before our bball games.

if you drank a Mickey's TODAY....and I would NOT argue against it.....the memories would come flooding back. close your eyes.....

Wobbie

whispering hands wrote: »

So,, did YOU partake of the joint that was going around prior to the thunking/plopping of the turtle to it's demise beneath the tires of this alleged PU truck? Because somehow it is now a PU, when yesterday it was a dump truck?

hey....dontchu be worrying about my fucken story and/or whether I hit that joint.

whispering hands

Sounds awful suspicious!!

Hobbes

SD48277 wrote: »

imalive wrote: »

Pour one out for the turtle (may he Rest In Peace).
As for turtle's demise, I think we need to get Oliver Stone to direct the film adaptation of this investigation.

Back and to the left. Back and to the left.

oftenreading

Last-12-Exit wrote: »

So I've now been accused of a cover up. Shits gettin real now!

Well, Mr. Exit. Where were you when the unfortunate reptile met its demise?

Last-12-Exit

oftenreading wrote: »

Last-12-Exit wrote: »

So I've now been accused of a cover up. Shits gettin real now!

Well, Mr. Exit. Where were you when the unfortunate reptile met its demise?

I went from covering it up to a fucking suspect. I need Robert Shapiros phone number.

Hobbes

Last-12-Exit wrote: »

oftenreading wrote: »

Last-12-Exit wrote: »

So I've now been accused of a cover up. Shits gettin real now!

Well, Mr. Exit. Where were you when the unfortunate reptile met its demise?

I went from covering it up to a fucking suspect. I need Robert Shapiros phone number.

Don't have Shapiro's number in the old rolodex, but I can get you a Kardashian. Not the dad, of course.

Wobbie

Hobbes wrote: »

Last-12-Exit wrote: »

oftenreading wrote: »

Last-12-Exit wrote: »

So I've now been accused of a cover up. Shits gettin real now!

Well, Mr. Exit. Where were you when the unfortunate reptile met its demise?

I went from covering it up to a fucking suspect. I need Robert Shapiros phone number.

Don't have Shapiro's number in the old rolodex, but I can get you a Kardashian. Not the dad, of course.

fuck both those guys! get cochrane!

hedonist

imalive wrote: »

Hobbes wrote: »

Last-12-Exit wrote: »

oftenreading wrote: »

Last-12-Exit wrote: »

So I've now been accused of a cover up. Shits gettin real now!

Well, Mr. Exit. Where were you when the unfortunate reptile met its demise?

I went from covering it up to a fucking suspect. I need Robert Shapiros phone number.

Don't have Shapiro's number in the old rolodex, but I can get you a Kardashian. Not the dad, of course.

fuck both those guys! get cochrane!

Just saw him last night! Oh wait....
:-D

Wobbie

hedonist wrote: »

imalive wrote: »

Hobbes wrote: »

Last-12-Exit wrote: »

oftenreading wrote: »

Last-12-Exit wrote: »

So I've now been accused of a cover up. Shits gettin real now!

Well, Mr. Exit. Where were you when the unfortunate reptile met its demise?

I went from covering it up to a fucking suspect. I need Robert Shapiros phone number.

Don't have Shapiro's number in the old rolodex, but I can get you a Kardashian. Not the dad, of course.

fuck both those guys! get cochrane!

Just saw him last night! Oh wait....
:-D

my first thought too.

Last-12-Exit

hedonist wrote: »

imalive wrote: »

Hobbes wrote: »

Last-12-Exit wrote: »

oftenreading wrote: »

Last-12-Exit wrote: »

So I've now been accused of a cover up. Shits gettin real now!

Well, Mr. Exit. Where were you when the unfortunate reptile met its demise?

I went from covering it up to a fucking suspect. I need Robert Shapiros phone number.

Don't have Shapiro's number in the old rolodex, but I can get you a Kardashian. Not the dad, of course.

fuck both those guys! get cochrane!

Just saw him last night! Oh wait....
:-D

Hired!

Wobbie

this place is as dead as that turtle...