Taking It Up The Arse...

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  • g under pg under p Posts: 18,196
    Byrnzie wrote:
    Is that how you refer to them in the U.S? As officer? 'Hello officer", "Yes officer!", "sorry officer".

    Bynzie, I always assumed you were a US expat.
    That is not the case?

    Yes. Unless you want to get pulled out of your vehicle and ass-gloved against your car door,
    you say, "yes officer." "hello, officer." "what seems to be the problem, OFFICER."

    yep.
    Long gone are the days of cops being simple civil servants that "know their place."
    Now, they ARE "THE LAW", and you will bow down. Kiss the ring. Call them "OFFicer".
    NEVER "Sir". NEVER EVER "Sir." OFFICER.

    I've pulled over several times along with having a DC cop as a softball team mate, I can tell you they prefer to be addressed as "officer" rather than "sir". It goes along way in making a officer/motorist meeting an uneventful one.

    Unreal that he would be billed for this scenario of which he had no control over where or how far this went. Just for clenching his cheeks, this could be he needed to go to the restroom. How much significant amount of drugs they expected to be in his rectum to justify such an extensive search. It seems he could sue for more than a million but I gather here there's no need to greedy.

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  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,051
    My experience with cops is that if you want them to act professionally you treat them with respect and call them by their proper title- here in the US, "officer", not "sir". That is the term they use to refer to an adult male and "ma'am" an adult female. The only times I've referred to a cop as "sir" were the few occasions where the cops were assholes (some are) and didn't deserve the term "officer". If we want cops to be professionals we should treat them as professionals until they prove themselves otherwise.

    I kind of feel sorry for those of you who have had nothing but negative experiences with police. If I were in that situation, I think I would move. I've lived in many different towns but never lived anywhere where all the cops were assholes. Any town where that is true must really be a shit hole of a place.
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  • g under p wrote:
    How much significant amount of drugs they expected to be in his rectum to justify such an extensive search.

    agree with what you've said, except this.
    you can fit a LOT of drugs up your ass (i do NOT know this from personal experience, but I've been around).
    By a "lot", i mean, heroin and cocaine specifically, you can fit an ounce or more fairly easily. Mean price of an ounce on the street would be $1000 (approx the same for either coke\heroin). Bet you could get 3 or 4 ounces up there if you tried.

    To me, personally, an ounce of blow is, as you say, insignificant.
    To a cop, though, it is 28 grams. Which is 28 deals. Which is a lot.

    ps - this article says that authorities have found "mules" with up to FIVE POUNDS stored in their intestines. Of course, this is via SWALLOWING the drugs, not "depositing" them. lol
    :D

    pps - AND THEN THERE IS THIS:
    The rectum is a fantastically powerful, stretchable part of the body. The problem I kept running into in trying to figure out how much cocaine you could fit in your butthole is that, well, there isn't really an upper limit. It's all about conditioning and practice. That said, let's take that 800 mL as an example upper limit. Given the density of cocaine hydrochloride, that converts to about 0.97 kilograms of cocaine, or very nearly the size of one of those big bricks you see confiscated on the news. And that 800 mL isn't unheard-of; it's probably on the low end for someone who performs a lot of rectal stretching activities.
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    I think Drifting killed the thread with that pps :mrgreen:

    Rectal stretching activities? ...never heard of it and am thankful I'm not a partaker of this particular practice :P
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