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A song you'd now leave off of each record....

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    CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    touche..

    douche kebob is really good! :D I will stand down..

    bunch of douche kebobs around here with these shitty old lists..

    get right!
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    smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    Caveeze wrote:
    You people are all bat shit crazy..

    :lol::lol:
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    aurynsdadaurynsdad Posts: 792
    The problem with this thread is that there is nothing on "Ten" that isn't perfect.

    Aside from that, here's a stab:

    Vs. - "Rats", because many of the lyrics' "facts" about rats are incorrect and that bugs me.
    Vitalogy - "Satan's Bed" because "I'd never suck Satan's dick" is a dumb line in my opinion.
    No Code - "Lukin" because it's short and unnecessary except as Ed therapy.
    Yield - "Push me/ Pull me" because it belongs on an album of Ed spoken word.
    Binaural - "Rival" because it doesn't stir any kind of passion in me.
    Riot Act - "Bu$hleaguer" because of it's lack of subtlety and the fact that it is so easily dated.
    Avocado - "Comatose" because it doesn't do much for me, unlike the rest of that album which I love.
    Backspacer - "Johnny Guitar" which I just think is a dumb song.
    Lightning Bolt - "Let the Records Play" which I actually like a lot more than I expected, but it still feels kind of out of place on the album for me.
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    ldent42ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    Oh man I only made it through the first couple posts before my heart started to ache.... those are some of my favorite songs! All or none?!?! ouchies.

    There are some songs that sure as shit aren't my favorite, which I might skip when they come on... but I don't think I'd want to omit them from the album completely... it's like part of the band's art or whatever. Anyway here goes my list of 'OK to skip songs':

    Avocado - Parachutes
    Lightning Bolt - Future Days

    That's it. That's all I got. :?
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    CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    aurynsdad wrote:
    Binaural - "Rival" because it doesn't stir any kind of passion in me.


    holy hell.. wow.. just wow.. :(

    kebob..
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    aurynsdadaurynsdad Posts: 792
    Ten: Garden
    vs: Glorified G
    Vitalogy: Whipping
    No Code: I'm Open
    Yield: MFC
    Binaural: Soon Forget
    Riot Act: You Are
    Avacado: Gone
    Backspacer: Amongst The Waves
    Lightning Bolt: My Father's Son

    One thing I love about this thread is that it illustrates how varied this band's tastes are, likewise it's fanbase. None of these songs were on my list, but more importantly, at least four would be on me dream setlist.
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    aurynsdadaurynsdad Posts: 792
    Caveeze wrote:
    aurynsdad wrote:
    Binaural - "Rival" because it doesn't stir any kind of passion in me.


    holy hell.. wow.. just wow.. :(

    kebob..

    I ain't no douche kabob. You feel the same way about at least one or several PJ songs. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
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    Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,346
    No man, this negative energy just makes me stronger ... We will not retreat. This band is unstoppable!
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    CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    aurynsdad wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:


    holy hell.. wow.. just wow.. :(

    kebob..

    I ain't no douche kabob. You feel the same way about at least one or several PJ songs. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

    slow down yoda.. I aint gots to search shit.. and quit putting words in my mouth or feelings in my heart.. all these songs have a purpose, a reason.. there is a reason why they are there.. I dont feel it should be so easily tampered with.. I love all of these songs.. call me crazy, call me whatever,.. but you can not call me kebob..

    douche canoe :twisted: ;)
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    aurynsdadaurynsdad Posts: 792
    Caveeze wrote:
    aurynsdad wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:


    holy hell.. wow.. just wow.. :(

    kebob..

    I ain't no douche kabob. You feel the same way about at least one or several PJ songs. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

    slow down yoda.. I aint gots to search shit.. and quit putting words in my mouth or feelings in my heart.. all these songs have a purpose, a reason.. there is a reason why they are there.. I dont feel it should be so easily tampered with.. I love all of these songs.. call me crazy, call me whatever,.. but you can not call me kebob..

    douche canoe :twisted: ;)

    Of course they all have a purpose and reason. I am not out to invalidate art. I'm also not out to tamper with anything. It's an unrealistic scenario. I'm quite happy with the reality that includes these songs on the albums.
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    The only song on thier records that gets left off on MY turntable is the one the needle doesn't touch.

    Douche canoe/kabob. :lol: That's right up there with the time I called my little brother a fart nugget in front of the whole family. Five seconds of dead silence, followed by five minutes of roiling laughter, fading into guffaws, then chuckles & wiping away tears from so much laughing. Then my dad looked at me & said, "Say it again." :fp: :lol:
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    thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Caveeze wrote:
    aurynsdad wrote:
    Binaural - "Rival" because it doesn't stir any kind of passion in me.


    holy hell.. wow.. just wow.. :(

    kebob..

    I'm kinda the same way....it's not a bad song, and I do like it...but doesn't do much for me.
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    thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Ten: Garden
    VS: Rats
    Vitalogy: Immortality
    No Code: Mankind
    Yield: Pilate
    Binaural: Rival
    Riot Act: 1/2 Full
    PJ: Gone
    Backspacer: Johnny Guitar
    Lightning Bolt: Sleeping By Myself
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    Its scary looking through this thread. Some folks taking Gone off Avocado, You Are off Riot Act etc. :fp: :nono:
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    veddertownveddertown Scotland Posts: 5,260
    thefixer9 wrote:
    Ten: Garden
    VS: Rats
    Vitalogy: Immortality
    No Code: Mankind
    Yield: Pilate
    Binaural: Rival
    Riot Act: 1/2 Full
    PJ: Gone
    Backspacer: Johnny Guitar
    Lightning Bolt: Sleeping By Myself

    Wow Rico, someone ought to spank your behind! :shock: :D

    I'm not touching this one on the basis that I would only leave off a total of maybe 5 or 6 songs and all from the last 3 albums. It would be wrong to make Backspacer any shorter than it already is though and 2 of my chosen songs are on it.
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    BettrMan21BettrMan21 Chattanooga,Tn Posts: 278
    At this point, I've aged so long with these records (I'm 35, bought Ten at 14), that's it would be impossible to cut anything because the songs are like a family to each record. That being said, flash forward and I can say "Johnny Guitar" never grew on me and sadly enough, "Sleeping By Myself" just bothers me on Lightning Bolt. But I really couldn't touch any record from Ten through Pearl Jam. Very interesting thread though.
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    BettrMan21 wrote:
    At this point, I've aged so long with these records (I'm 35, bought Ten at 14), that's it would be impossible to cut anything because the songs are like a family to each record. That being said, flash forward and I can say "Johnny Guitar" never grew on me and sadly enough, "Sleeping By Myself" just bothers me on Lightning Bolt. But I really couldn't touch any record from Ten through Pearl Jam. Very interesting thread though.

    Well said :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
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    EraserheadEraserhead Stoke-on-Trent Posts: 2,852
    I'd only drop Parachutes and Let the Record Play.
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    BrainofBGABrainofBGA Australia Posts: 3,968
    edited October 2013
    Lightning Bolt: Sleeping By Myself
    Backspacer: Speed of Sound
    Avacado: Big Wave...Parachutes just made it.
    Riot Act: Get Right
    Binaural: Evacuation...Thin Air just made it!
    Yield: Pilate
    No Code: Mankind
    Vitalogy: Bugs...like the song lyrically but one had to go!
    VS: sorry has to be Daughter
    Ten: Oceans
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,214
    Ten: cant do this,impossible
    VS: Daughter
    Vitalogy: Stupid Mop
    No Code: ManKind
    Yield: Pilate
    Binaural: Evacuation
    Riot Act: Bu$hleaguer
    Avacado: Unemployable
    Backspacer: Supersonic
    Lightning Bolt: Sleeping By Myself
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    rangers72rangers72 lockerbie.uk Posts: 144
    didnt realise so many folk dislike mankind,love that tune!.the only tune ive never really took too is blood for some reason.
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    Wow I did this as a fun topic to see how different everyone is and some people are PISSED!!! I like it! :D That's passion, people!
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    Ten - Jeremy
    Vs - WMA
    Vitalogy - Aye Davanita (I know this one was in the rules but it is as much a song as Push Me, Pull Me)
    No Code - Who You Are
    Yield - Pilate
    Binaural - Evacuation
    Riot Act - Get Right
    Avocado - Parachutes
    Backspacer - Johnny Guitar
    Lightning Bolt - Sleeping By Myself
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    Caveeze wrote:
    You people are all bat shit crazy..

    +1
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    PA JammerPA Jammer Tamaqua, Pa. Posts: 340
    Tough topic

    Ten - Deep
    Vs - WMA
    Vitalogy- Tremor Christ
    No Code - Red Mosquito
    Yield - Brain of J
    Binaural - Insignificance
    Riot Act - Help Help
    Avocado - Comatose
    Backspacer - Johnny Guitar
    Lightning Bolt - Sleeping By Myself
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    London BridgeLondon Bridge USA Posts: 4,733
    I'll work on this list when I'm six feet under.
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    Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,346
    The only song on thier records that gets left off on MY turntable is the one the needle doesn't touch.

    Douche canoe/kabob. :lol: That's right up there with the time I called my little brother a fart nugget in front of the whole family. Five seconds of dead silence, followed by five minutes of roiling laughter, fading into guffaws, then chuckles & wiping away tears from so much laughing. Then my dad looked at me & said, "Say it again." :fp: :lol:

    :lol::lol::lol:
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    Abe FromanAbe Froman Posts: 5,087
    This thread just shows how diverse this band is and how different fans have such different likes and dislikes. No need to call names because I listed Jeremy and Betterman. Sorry but I never need to hear these songs again. They're just not my favorites, never have been. I would keep the albums the way they are but think its fun to see what others would leave off if they had too. Someone mentioned not taking to Blood which is one of my favorites of any band ever.
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    mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,775
    aurynsdad wrote:
    Ten: Garden
    vs: Glorified G
    Vitalogy: Whipping
    No Code: I'm Open
    Yield: MFC
    Binaural: Soon Forget
    Riot Act: You Are
    Avacado: Gone
    Backspacer: Amongst The Waves
    Lightning Bolt: My Father's Son

    One thing I love about this thread is that it illustrates how varied this band's tastes are, likewise it's fanbase. None of these songs were on my list, but more importantly, at least four would be on me dream setlist.

    The 1st 4 I don't really dislike...just one song had to go. Ten has plenty of mid tempo rockers. Glorified G musically lacks the aggression compared to the rest of Vs. Whipping is a just a 2.5 minute single riff. I'm Open lyrically delivers a similar message as Present Tense or In My Tree.

    MFC and Soon Forget are the shortest songs on the next two albums....see ya.

    Now we get to songs I don't care for:

    You Are - It sounds like an broken-up 80's hairband reuniting in the late 90's and doing a song with too many late 90's clichés in order to still sound relevant. If that makes any sense....probably not.

    Gone & Amongst the Waves - Both come across as half developed and sound like they meander or were made up on the spot in order to just finish the song and get it on the album.

    My Father's Son - There's too much going on with this thing. It sounds like they wanted the song to first be driven by a bass line, then they changed their minds and they wanted it to be vocal driven, then they're both competing over one another and Stone and Mike have no idea who they should follow, they'll just do this slide guitar doodle thing and call it good. Then the bridge comes and it carries zero resemblance to what they were doing to begin with. My Father's Son is like there's 3 songs trying to be played at once.
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    Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,346

    You Are - It sounds like an broken-up 80's hairband reuniting in the late 90's and doing a song with too many late 90's clichés in order to still sound relevant. If that makes any sense....probably not.
    :|
    We have You Are engraved in our wedding bands ... I love that song! It is indeed interesting how different the tastes are. I think what I don't get the most is how people cannot like Rival and Parachutes. But I'm gonna love them even more now :D

    Long live diversity! And Pearl Jam :D
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