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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    mca47 wrote:
    "They don't have a decent piece of fruit at the supermarket. The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!" - Kramer


    "Well you know, if it’s enough already and I just wanna get some sleep." - Kramer

    :lol::lol:
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  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    RKCNDY wrote:
    the zucchini was the bast part....WHACK!

    :lol::lol::lol:

    I disagree. :-|
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    mca47 wrote:


    ...but avocado still wins! :lol:

    Not after I'm finished with it.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Celery for the win.
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    kw18 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:


    ...but avocado still wins! :lol:

    Not after I'm finished with it.
    :fp: :lol::lol:
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,657
    kw18 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:


    ...but avocado still wins! :lol:

    Not after I'm finished with it.
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,657
    Celery for the win.
    i saw what you did there... :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Nami wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Hahhaa OK watched it. :lol:

    And 3 minutes guys?! Come on!!!!


    Sober Sex= 3 minutes

    Drunk Sex= 30 minutes and passing out with out finishing

    reminds me of Dave Chapelle... im a speed #######... :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpjq8jqrPq8


    :lol::lol::lol::clap::clap:
  • Celery for the win.
    agreed. You just cant beat scissoring celery :lol:
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    kw18 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    the zucchini was the bast part....WHACK!

    :lol::lol::lol:

    I disagree. :-|

    :angel:
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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    kw18 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:


    ...but avocado still wins! :lol:

    Not after I'm finished with it.
    Isnt that guacamole ? :D
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  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Caveeze wrote:
    kw18 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:


    ...but avocado still wins! :lol:

    Not after I'm finished with it.
    Isnt that guacamole ? :D
    :lol: I was thinking the same thing...
    We have avocado and guacamole on a regular basis...just last night kw said "the avocado really adds flavor to this salad"....
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • titchinellotitchinello Posts: 3,139
    that was cool.
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  • No CoderNo Coder Posts: 1,126
    Funny Funny Stuff - I'm never eating Nutella again
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me

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  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    No Coder wrote:
    Funny Funny Stuff - I'm never eating Nutella again

    :lol:
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    No Coder wrote:
    Funny Funny Stuff - I'm never eating Nutella again

    :lol:
    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    No Coder wrote:
    Funny Funny Stuff - I'm never eating Nutella again

    Is it odd that I'm sorta craving it now ...? :?
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
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