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edited August 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
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  • Dru_CortezDru_Cortez Posts: 953
    Education can be fun too!

    The banana in the Nutella was the 2nd best part;
    the celery was number 1, hands down.
    It took me a second, but once my brain caught up,
    I couldn't stop giggling like a middle schooler.

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  • mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    the banana and what followed it about loads made me lol.

    good find - and i stole it!

    thanks
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    Laughed so hard, I snorted at me desk. :lol:
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    Empty Glass wrote:
    Laughed so hard, I snorted at me desk. :lol:
    Yarr Matey!
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,657
    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    the zucchini was the bast part....WHACK!

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • ChoccoloccotideChoccoloccotide Posts: 928
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    nutella! :lol:
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  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    genius!
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    Salami! wait, there was a salami, right?
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    :lol::lol:
  • g under pg under p Posts: 18,190
    :lol: Nice find.

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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    never seen a papaya.. thank god..
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    Caveeze wrote:
    never seen a papaya.. thank god..
    :lol:
    Yeah, nobody wants a papaya! :lol::lol:
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    mca47 wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:
    never seen a papaya.. thank god..
    :lol:
    Yeah, nobody wants a papaya! :lol::lol:
    :lol: truth

    papaya need not apply :D
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  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    Caveeze wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:
    never seen a papaya.. thank god..
    :lol:
    Yeah, nobody wants a papaya! :lol::lol:
    :lol: truth

    papaya need not apply :D

    At least not the GMO ones :P :lol:
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Wait what?!
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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Wait what?!
    watch the dern video!!! papaya=ewwwww
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  • jbarbianjbarbian Posts: 991
    Died luaghing showing this to my daughter and her boyfried, they were mortified hehehe :lol::lol::lol:
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    Caveeze wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Wait what?!
    watch the dern video!!! papaya=ewwwww
    :lol:
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Hahhaa OK watched it. :lol:

    And 3 minutes guys?! Come on!!!!
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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Hahhaa OK watched it. :lol:

    And 3 minutes guys?! Come on!!!!
    I am good for like 210 seconds.. 210 magical seconds..
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Hahhaa OK watched it. :lol:

    And 3 minutes guys?! Come on!!!!
    That's probably 3 minutes with an avocado. Pretty sure that number would go up with a papaya. :lol:
  • polaris_xpolaris_x Posts: 13,559
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Hahhaa OK watched it. :lol:

    And 3 minutes guys?! Come on!!!!

    what!? ... too slow? ... can probably get it under 3 if she says she's gotta do her nails after ...
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    mca47 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Hahhaa OK watched it. :lol:

    And 3 minutes guys?! Come on!!!!
    That's probably 3 minutes with an avocado. Pretty sure that number would go up with a papaya. :lol:
    Nah I think maybe you can't handle a real woman ;)
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Hahhaa OK watched it. :lol:

    And 3 minutes guys?! Come on!!!!


    Sober Sex= 3 minutes

    Drunk Sex= 30 minutes and passing out with out finishing
  • NamiNami Posts: 5,995
    edited August 2013
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Hahhaa OK watched it. :lol:

    And 3 minutes guys?! Come on!!!!


    Sober Sex= 3 minutes

    Drunk Sex= 30 minutes and passing out with out finishing

    reminds me of Dave Chapelle... im a speed #######... :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpjq8jqrPq8
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Hahhaa OK watched it. :lol:

    And 3 minutes guys?! Come on!!!!
    That's probably 3 minutes with an avocado. Pretty sure that number would go up with a papaya. :lol:
    Nah I think maybe you can't handle a real woman ;)
    :lol:
    Hey, a papaya is still better than nothin'! :lol:





    ...but avocado still wins! :lol:
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Hahhaa OK watched it. :lol:

    And 3 minutes guys?! Come on!!!!


    Sober Sex= 3 minutes

    Drunk Sex= 30 minutes and passing out with out finishing

    :lol:
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
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