Things found in drawers

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  • cubBEE_girlcubBEE_girl Posts: 3,365

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    My Bad

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    I lost a bet...
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,889
    It's important to have straws in the home I think. :)
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,889
    chadwick wrote:
    have we all known the guy who gets shitfaced drunk & in his out of mind drunkfest blackout type deal he winds up urinating in the silverware drawer with absolutely zero recollection of his stupid ass shit

    how bout when a woman does this act? anyone,yes/no?
    I have never seen or heard of a woman doing anything like that.They tend to just go to the washroom (or maybe wet their pants :lol: ). But I did know a guy who just got up and pissed all over his friend's computer. I guess he thought it was the toilet. :fp:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    edited June 2013
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    have we all known the guy who gets shitfaced drunk & in his out of mind drunkfest blackout type deal he winds up urinating in the silverware drawer with absolutely zero recollection of his stupid ass shit

    how bout when a woman does this act? anyone,yes/no?
    I have never seen or heard of a woman doing anything like that.They tend to just go to the washroom (or maybe wet their pants :lol: ). But I did know a guy who just got up and pissed all over his friend's computer. I guess he thought it was the toilet. :fp:
    wow! that is at the tops
    gimmie some time to recollect & i'll try my best to match this amazement


    http://youtu.be/DHkqiwdCsgw
    peeing in a state district courtroom trash can

    :mrgreen:

    no that young gentleman is not me, nor do i know him
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Yep, I know a guy that pissed in someone's hallway two weekends in a row. :fp:
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    some guy shit in a urinal when i was living in the barracks :lol:
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    conman wrote:
    some guy shit in a urinal when i was living in the barracks :lol:

    :lol:
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I'm responsible for some of the items in that drawer... :oops:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I'm responsible for some of the items in that drawer... :oops:

    What?
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I'm responsible for some of the items in that drawer... :oops:

    What?

    huh?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    RKCNDY wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I'm responsible for some of the items in that drawer... :oops:

    What?

    huh?

    I have to poop
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    in a desk drawer i have two xray photos of various parts of my anatomy, one day i plan on having them blown up larger into poster size. one is a photo of my left testicle, the other is of my left knee
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    chadwick wrote:
    in a desk drawer i have two xray photos of various parts of my anatomy, one day i plan on having them blown up larger into poster size. one is a photo of my left testicle, the other is of my left knee

    I think I have one with my wrist... metal and all... wonder where that is
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    in a desk drawer i have two xray photos of various parts of my anatomy, one day i plan on having them blown up larger into poster size. one is a photo of my left testicle, the other is of my left knee

    I think I have one with my wrist... metal and all... wonder where that is
    ever have that warm gel & that wand used on you? that is how the nurse had me done up. it was extremely difficult not to get big








    thank you
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    chadwick wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    in a desk drawer i have two xray photos of various parts of my anatomy, one day i plan on having them blown up larger into poster size. one is a photo of my left testicle, the other is of my left knee

    I think I have one with my wrist... metal and all... wonder where that is
    ever have that warm gel & that wand used on you? that is how the nurse had me done up. it was extremely difficult not to get big








    thank you

    :lol:

    Yep... PT was lame
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,889
    conman wrote:
    some guy shit in a urinal when i was living in the barracks :lol:
    When I was a bartender some asshole took a dump in the middle of the men's room floor at the bar. :sick: Good thing about being a bartender is that you have a lowly barback who you can make clean up piles of shit off the floor. :lol:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    It's important to have straws in the home I think. :)

    Exactly! Especially mustache straws..I mean, that's just a given. And the Dunkin Donut ones, well they make some really great straws.

    RKCNDY wrote:
    I'm responsible for some of the items in that drawer... :oops:

    ;)
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    afroannnie wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    It's important to have straws in the home I think. :)

    Exactly! Especially mustache straws..I mean, that's just a given. And the Dunkin Donut ones, well they make some really great straws.

    RKCNDY wrote:
    I'm responsible for some of the items in that drawer... :oops:

    ;)

    I'm not responsible for any of the things found in those drawers ...

    ... except maybe the syringe. :shh:
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • PapPap Posts: 28,764
    Staplers
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  • jbarbianjbarbian Posts: 991
    Pap wrote:
    Staplers
    I LOVE staplers!!! (red Swingline)

    "but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..."

    I LOVE office supplies in general, lots of drawer space dedicated to office supplies!
  • PapPap Posts: 28,764
    Plastic cutlery
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    81 wrote:
    bob

    that's stored in a chest

    :leaving:


    You've scene Mamasan's Bob? :shock: did you touch it? :lol:

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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    i was looking for a bottle opener in the silverware drawer and i found a screwdriver that i lost like 3 years ago :?

    i have no idea how it got there
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,889
    conman wrote:
    i was looking for a bottle opener in the silverware drawer and i found a screwdriver that i lost like 3 years ago :?

    i have no idea how it got there
    Sounds like a conspiracy to me. sneaky.gif
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    alright, alright,

    I've seen this thread title long enough so I just went through my end table drawer:

    violin
    lettuce
    3 marbles
    water bird whistle
    letterhead
    umbrella
    rose-colored fitted sheet
    mini cement truck
    box of petals
    tickets
    peeps
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,889
    rollings wrote:
    alright, alright,

    I've seen this thread title long enough so I just went through my end table drawer:

    violin
    lettuce
    3 marbles
    water bird whistle
    letterhead
    umbrella
    rose-colored fitted sheet
    mini cement truck
    box of petals
    tickets
    peeps
    :shock:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    That was the top drawer. Now, this, from the larger bottom drawer:

    venison
    zipper thread
    meteorite (small)
    Freddy Fender CD
    reindeer pez dispenser
    gears
    yeti print napkin
    foghorn leghorn drinking glass
    one B string
    sheep
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    Poems I wrote
    Poems other peoe wrote.
    My dogs' collars
    My cat's collar
    Receipts
    Old PJ tix
    Pictures
    Lists of things needed done
    Animal rescue forms
    T- shirt.. ( don't ask )
    Candles
    Lighters
    My old bong
    Pipes
    Pipe "cleaning" tools
    A letter from a long dead friend
    A d car keys to a car I no longer own.


    That's drawer 1!
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,889
    Oh my. The drawer in my coffee table...

    6 remote controls
    Nails file
    Nail buffer
    Nail polish remover
    Pot grinder
    3 pipes
    White Zig Zags
    Needle and thread
    Cat brush
    Rubix Cube
    Tweezers
    Mini Bic
    Kinder Surprise race car
    Notebook
    Excederin
    Eraser
    11 take- out menus
    Sewing kit
    Hand mirror
    Exacto knife
    Samsung TV users manual
    Old Zippo
    Cat treats
    Charles and Diana marriage commemorative silver coin :lol:
    Dice
    BBQ lighter
    Braun Hummingbird flosser
    Moisturizer


    I need to clean this fucking drawer out. :shock:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Oh my. The drawer in my coffee table...

    6 remote controls
    Nails file
    Nail buffer
    Nail polish remover
    Pot grinder
    3 pipes
    White Zig Zags
    Needle and thread
    Cat brush
    Rubix Cube
    Tweezers
    Mini Bic
    Kinder Surprise race car
    Notebook
    Excederin
    Eraser
    11 take- out menus
    Sewing kit
    Hand mirror
    Exacto knife
    Samsung TV users manual
    Old Zippo
    Cat treats
    Charles and Diana marriage commemorative silver coin :lol:
    Dice
    BBQ lighter
    Braun Hummingbird flosser
    Moisturizer


    I need to clean this fucking drawer out. :shock:
    Seems we all need to do sone cleaning! Working on a list if desk drawer two here!
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