have we all known the guy who gets shitfaced drunk & in his out of mind drunkfest blackout type deal he winds up urinating in the silverware drawer with absolutely zero recollection of his stupid ass shit
how bout when a woman does this act? anyone,yes/no?
I have never seen or heard of a woman doing anything like that.They tend to just go to the washroom (or maybe wet their pants ). But I did know a guy who just got up and pissed all over his friend's computer. I guess he thought it was the toilet. :fp:
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
have we all known the guy who gets shitfaced drunk & in his out of mind drunkfest blackout type deal he winds up urinating in the silverware drawer with absolutely zero recollection of his stupid ass shit
how bout when a woman does this act? anyone,yes/no?
I have never seen or heard of a woman doing anything like that.They tend to just go to the washroom (or maybe wet their pants ). But I did know a guy who just got up and pissed all over his friend's computer. I guess he thought it was the toilet. :fp:
wow! that is at the tops
gimmie some time to recollect & i'll try my best to match this amazement
I'm responsible for some of the items in that drawer... :oops:
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
I'm responsible for some of the items in that drawer... :oops:
What?
huh?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
in a desk drawer i have two xray photos of various parts of my anatomy, one day i plan on having them blown up larger into poster size. one is a photo of my left testicle, the other is of my left knee
in a desk drawer i have two xray photos of various parts of my anatomy, one day i plan on having them blown up larger into poster size. one is a photo of my left testicle, the other is of my left knee
I think I have one with my wrist... metal and all... wonder where that is
in a desk drawer i have two xray photos of various parts of my anatomy, one day i plan on having them blown up larger into poster size. one is a photo of my left testicle, the other is of my left knee
I think I have one with my wrist... metal and all... wonder where that is
ever have that warm gel & that wand used on you? that is how the nurse had me done up. it was extremely difficult not to get big
in a desk drawer i have two xray photos of various parts of my anatomy, one day i plan on having them blown up larger into poster size. one is a photo of my left testicle, the other is of my left knee
I think I have one with my wrist... metal and all... wonder where that is
ever have that warm gel & that wand used on you? that is how the nurse had me done up. it was extremely difficult not to get big
some guy shit in a urinal when i was living in the barracks
When I was a bartender some asshole took a dump in the middle of the men's room floor at the bar. Good thing about being a bartender is that you have a lowly barback who you can make clean up piles of shit off the floor.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
"but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..."
I LOVE office supplies in general, lots of drawer space dedicated to office supplies!
Poems I wrote
Poems other peoe wrote.
My dogs' collars
My cat's collar
Receipts
Old PJ tix
Pictures
Lists of things needed done
Animal rescue forms
T- shirt.. ( don't ask )
Candles
Lighters
My old bong
Pipes
Pipe "cleaning" tools
A letter from a long dead friend
A d car keys to a car I no longer own.
6 remote controls
Nails file
Nail buffer
Nail polish remover
Pot grinder
3 pipes
White Zig Zags
Needle and thread
Cat brush
Rubix Cube
Tweezers
Mini Bic
Kinder Surprise race car
Notebook
Excederin
Eraser
11 take- out menus
Sewing kit
Hand mirror
Exacto knife
Samsung TV users manual
Old Zippo
Cat treats
Charles and Diana marriage commemorative silver coin
Dice
BBQ lighter
Braun Hummingbird flosser
Moisturizer
I need to clean this fucking drawer out. :shock:
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
6 remote controls
Nails file
Nail buffer
Nail polish remover
Pot grinder
3 pipes
White Zig Zags
Needle and thread
Cat brush
Rubix Cube
Tweezers
Mini Bic
Kinder Surprise race car
Notebook
Excederin
Eraser
11 take- out menus
Sewing kit
Hand mirror
Exacto knife
Samsung TV users manual
Old Zippo
Cat treats
Charles and Diana marriage commemorative silver coin
Dice
BBQ lighter
Braun Hummingbird flosser
Moisturizer
I need to clean this fucking drawer out. :shock:
Seems we all need to do sone cleaning! Working on a list if desk drawer two here!
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gimmie some time to recollect & i'll try my best to match this amazement
http://youtu.be/DHkqiwdCsgw
peeing in a state district courtroom trash can
no that young gentleman is not me, nor do i know him
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
- Christopher McCandless
What?
huh?
- Christopher McCandless
I have to poop
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I think I have one with my wrist... metal and all... wonder where that is
thank you
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Yep... PT was lame
Exactly! Especially mustache straws..I mean, that's just a given. And the Dunkin Donut ones, well they make some really great straws.
I'm not responsible for any of the things found in those drawers ...
... except maybe the syringe. :shh:
"Let's check Idaho."
"but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..."
I LOVE office supplies in general, lots of drawer space dedicated to office supplies!
:shock: :nono: :nono: :nono:
i have no idea how it got there
I've seen this thread title long enough so I just went through my end table drawer:
violin
lettuce
3 marbles
water bird whistle
letterhead
umbrella
rose-colored fitted sheet
mini cement truck
box of petals
tickets
peeps
venison
zipper thread
meteorite (small)
Freddy Fender CD
reindeer pez dispenser
gears
yeti print napkin
foghorn leghorn drinking glass
one B string
sheep
Poems other peoe wrote.
My dogs' collars
My cat's collar
Receipts
Old PJ tix
Pictures
Lists of things needed done
Animal rescue forms
T- shirt.. ( don't ask )
Candles
Lighters
My old bong
Pipes
Pipe "cleaning" tools
A letter from a long dead friend
A d car keys to a car I no longer own.
That's drawer 1!
6 remote controls
Nails file
Nail buffer
Nail polish remover
Pot grinder
3 pipes
White Zig Zags
Needle and thread
Cat brush
Rubix Cube
Tweezers
Mini Bic
Kinder Surprise race car
Notebook
Excederin
Eraser
11 take- out menus
Sewing kit
Hand mirror
Exacto knife
Samsung TV users manual
Old Zippo
Cat treats
Charles and Diana marriage commemorative silver coin
Dice
BBQ lighter
Braun Hummingbird flosser
Moisturizer
I need to clean this fucking drawer out. :shock: