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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave Posts: 42,028
    I hate when people put "i listen to all types of music".

    BULLSHIT!!!! I feel like calling them out and asking who their favorite death metal band is :lol:
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  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    eeriepadave wrote:
    I hate when people put "i listen to all types of music".

    BULLSHIT!!!! I feel like calling them out and asking who their favorite death metal band is :lol:
    I do that only I ask what their favorite Punk Band is... Lol ( looking for guys, not girls.. You know you guys lie on there too)! Not YOU guys specifically.. But guys too. I always look for the most honest and original write ups.
  • Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    I've never been to an online dating forum, but I prefer women who are curvy.
    Rock on ladies.
    I like boobs, butt and some skin.

    No man likes a boney, skinny, shapeless woman.
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  • lockedlocked Posts: 4,039
    I need a PJ girl!
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  • LosientoLosiento Posts: 282
    I always have the problem of finding someone who enjoys music as much as I do. I do not like internet dating sites. They are bunch of horseshit.
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    I've never tried one of these.... anyone have any good experiences with them?
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  • lockedlocked Posts: 4,039
    I just read a headline on one woman's profile:
    "PLEASE DON'T SUCK AT LIFE!"

    Oh boy! Where do I sign up to date this breath of fresh air???

    ;)
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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    locked wrote:
    I just read a headline on one woman's profile:
    "PLEASE DON'T SUCK AT LIFE!"

    Oh boy! Where do I sign up to date this breath of fresh air???

    ;)



    OMG.

    THANK YOU for the biggest laugh of my day!!!
    :lol:


    damn, she wouldn't even want to date me then either.
    Stay with me...
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,947
    locked wrote:
    I just read a headline on one woman's profile:
    "PLEASE DON'T SUCK AT LIFE!"

    Oh boy! Where do I sign up to date this breath of fresh air???

    ;)
    :lol::lol: She sounds delightful!
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,947
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I've never tried one of these.... anyone have any good experiences with them?
    I haven't used them, but I know couple who met on Lavalife and tell in love, and their baby is a year and half old now. I think there are plenty of couples who meet on dating websites... I've heard it takes some persistence though. Have to go through some duds before finding someone good a lot of the time.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    I like boobs, butt and some skin.

    Having skin is sooo last year. ;)
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  • mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    I like boobs, butt and some skin.

    Having skin is sooo last year. ;)
    i think he meant in the "it puts the lotion on the skin" kind of way
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    I like boobs, butt and some skin.

    Having skin is sooo last year. ;)
    i think he meant in the "it puts the lotion on the skin" kind of way

    :lol::lol:
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I've never tried one of these.... anyone have any good experiences with them?

    Bob?
  • rpech'erpech'e Posts: 1,106
    edited September 2013
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I've never tried one of these.... anyone have any good experiences with them?
    I haven't used them, but I know couple who met on Lavalife and tell in love, and their baby is a year and half old now. I think there are plenty of couples who meet on dating websites... I've heard it takes some persistence though. Have to go through some duds before finding someone good a lot of the time.


    I've gone through a few already so hopefully my man is right around the corner :D
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  • polaris_xpolaris_x Posts: 13,559
    the problem with these things are that when all is said and done ... most men and women are totally superficial ... :lol::lol:

    if you meet someone under say more traditional circumstances (friends, work, hobbies, funerals, western unions) ... it's much easier to break through the shallowness ... a lot of peeps are dating people they probably wouldn't otherwise look at on a dating site because they actually got to know the person first ...
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,947
    polaris_x wrote:
    the problem with these things are that when all is said and done ... most men and women are totally superficial ... :lol::lol:

    if you meet someone under say more traditional circumstances (friends, work, hobbies, funerals, western unions) ... it's much easier to break through the shallowness ... a lot of peeps are dating people they probably wouldn't otherwise look at on a dating site because they actually got to know the person first ...
    Yeah, the real problem with the dating websites is that people are restricting themselves, but with what they put out there for other people, and what they're looking for. It's like shopping for a mate, and reviewing false advertising to do it. Not great. However, I'm sure there are some ads on those sites that break the mold, and some people looking on the sites who know better than to trust the ads instead of their instincts.... I think that 1 in 5 relationships now begin through a dating website. I think that's the new stat, anyway. Only takes one date to realize if the online pick was a good or a bad one.
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    rpech'e wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I've never tried one of these.... anyone have any good experiences with them?
    I haven't used them, but I know couple who met on Lavalife and tell in love, and their baby is a year and half old now. I think there are plenty of couples who meet on dating websites... I've heard it takes some persistence though. Have to go through some duds before finding someone good a lot of the time.


    I've gone through a few already so hopefully my man is right around the corner :D


    I guess the law of averages should throw something up eventually. ;)8-)
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  • ldent42ldent42 Posts: 7,859
    i know a couple that met one of them sites and have been together for a couple years, doing good. but theyre both pretty vanilla type people so maybe it just depends on the type of personality you have.
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  • moretonbayfigmoretonbayfig Posts: 805
    I know of 3 couples who have met though online dating sites and are in happy long-term relationships - it seems a great way to meet someone who is also looking for a relationship.

    OP, it may be fun to explore your 'prejudices' about women involved in online dating and actually arrange to meet up with some of the women you find so offensive online - it could go much better than you expect. She's out there somewhere - I wish you all the best in your search :)
  • lockedlocked Posts: 4,039
    I have in ex wife because I couldn't put up with living like a second class citizen for more than 14 years.

    I won't do that again.

    I'd rather stay alone and seek random hook ups than be tied to someone whose happiness I am constantly trying to keep sustained.

    Life Wasted.
    I erased it.
    I'm never going back again!
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