[RTG] your worst enemy

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  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    BinauralJam wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    My coworker. She's an evil bitch, and an unrepentent child abuser. I actually wish she would die, and don't feel bad saying it.


    I know a 2 guys, 5 Grand or 10. if you pay 10 her body is guaranteed not to be found.

    Mexican rates vs Italian rates.

    Whatever happened to sending business my way?
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    norm wrote:
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    the person in front of me at Costco who has 2 carts full of junk food and when they are told the total, then they start writing the check..."what's today's date?' "how do you spell 'Costco'?" :x


    Good one. The person at Costco that cannot quite get the concept that they are pushing a monstrously oversized cart through a sea of people....and just smashes into whomever the encounter 100x before getting into line ahead of you, as you describe above.

    (The Costco list is sort of long actually. Could call it 'inconsiderate Costco shoppers.')

    like the one's that will run you over to get to the free samples and then block the aisle while they have lunch...and when you ask them to move, the look they give you it's as if you just took a shit on their feet? those people should be at gitmo

    gotta love the seagull samplers-as I call them. I walk by, and see the poor demo lady prepare a fresh tray, I wait for her to finish putting the tray down, but one of those seagull samplers swoops in and grabs 5 samples off the tray before it gets set down. Or there is one sample left and one of them will push me out of the way, grab the sample and wink at me as they stuff their face.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    RKCNDY wrote:
    gotta love the seagull samplers-as I call them. I walk by, and see the poor demo lady prepare a fresh tray, I wait for her to finish putting the tray down, but one of those seagull samplers swoops in and grabs 5 samples off the tray before it gets set down. Or there is one sample left and one of them will push me out of the way, grab the sample and wink at me as they stuff their face.

    Y'all should carry bear spray at all times. The stuff is more useful than you might think...
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Snakeduck wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    My coworker. She's an evil bitch, and an unrepentent child abuser. I actually wish she would die, and don't feel bad saying it.


    I know a 2 guys, 5 Grand or 10. if you pay 10 her body is guaranteed not to be found.

    Mexican rates vs Italian rates.

    Whatever happened to sending business my way?


    You've been wishy washy of late
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Snakeduck wrote:
    Whatever happened to sending business my way?

    i've had about 20 calls for you over the last few months...i tried to forward the messages....but.... :fp:
    81 is now off the air

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  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    BinauralJam wrote:
    You've been wishy washy of late

    *adds BJ to worst enemy list...

    Lucky for you it is a long list and you are at the bottom... as of this second.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    sometimes quite often ( :mrgreen: like that makes sense) i feel bad for the west & east coasters of the us. there are some major assholes out in those locales, kinda why i came back home. the rudeness & total disrespect for others is out of control. to me it is a different universe altogether


    that is all
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    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
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  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    81 wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    Whatever happened to sending business my way?

    i've had about 20 calls for you over the last few months...i tried to forward the messages....but.... :fp:

    My phone must be on mute or something. I don't recall ever hearing it ring... or even what it looks like.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Snakeduck wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    Whatever happened to sending business my way?

    i've had about 20 calls for you over the last few months...i tried to forward the messages....but.... :fp:

    My phone must be on mute or something. I don't recall ever hearing it ring... or even what it looks like.

    you didn't see the smoke signals?
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Snakeduck wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    You've been wishy washy of late

    *adds BJ to worst enemy list...

    Lucky for you it is a long list and you are at the bottom... as of this second.



    Note to self send Snakeduck a Edible Arrangements Fruit Basket begging forgiveness.
  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    norm wrote:
    you didn't see the smoke signals?

    I'll be honest, I've found it dificult to monitor smoke signals and the child labor in my acid mines at the same time. Been underground crackin' the whip... so to speak... literally.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    You've been wishy washy of late

    *adds BJ to worst enemy list...

    Lucky for you it is a long list and you are at the bottom... as of this second.



    Note to self send Snakeduck a Edible Arrangements Fruit Basket begging forgiveness.

    edible arrangements are quite tasty! and they keep you regular...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    edible arrangements are quite tasty! and they keep you regular...


    what about.....ahhh..nevermind
    81 is now off the air

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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,820
    Snakeduck wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    My coworker. She's an evil bitch, and an unrepentent child abuser. I actually wish she would die, and don't feel bad saying it.


    I know a 2 guys, 5 Grand or 10. if you pay 10 her body is guaranteed not to be found.

    Mexican rates vs Italian rates.

    Whatever happened to sending business my way?
    people dont want to go "hiking" anymore. Jeez.
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  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    mickeyrat wrote:
    people dont want to go "hiking" anymore. Jeez.

    I blame people's new fangled fascination with technology... or the fact they enjoy living. Whatever.
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,820
    Snakeduck wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    people dont want to go "hiking" anymore. Jeez.

    I blame people's new fangled fascination with technology... or the fact they enjoy living. Whatever.
    Nah, that dude who sawed his arm off with a pocketknife is to blame. I say we find his arm and beat him with it.
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,777
    BinauralJam wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    My coworker. She's an evil bitch, and an unrepentent child abuser. I actually wish she would die, and don't feel bad saying it.


    I know a 2 guys, 5 Grand or 10. if you pay 10 her body is guaranteed not to be found.

    Mexican rates vs Italian rates.
    Tempting, but I'm scared of getting caught. :lol: She is in her 60s now, so I hope for natural causes... I'm actually pretty sure she was putting something in my water for a bit, but I guess ran out of whatever it was or came to her senses or just got bored (she's petty - I think it was just to make my water taste bad, not to poison me). I know it sounds nuts, but seriously, this woman is fucked! Sometimes she comes to work with big bloody welts on her face or chest, and openly explains that she did it herself by rubbing her skin off for hours in order to get out sickness. Like, if she has a headache, she rubs a hole in her forehead. :shock: My mom is actually kind of worried she'll go postal and target me.... I personally don't think so.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Snakeduck wrote:
    norm wrote:
    you didn't see the smoke signals?

    I'll be honest, I've found it dificult to monitor smoke signals and the child labor in my acid mines at the same time. Been underground crackin' the whip... so to speak... literally.

    wow! you still use whips? i thought by now you'd be using electric collars
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,820
    norm wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    norm wrote:
    you didn't see the smoke signals?

    I'll be honest, I've found it dificult to monitor smoke signals and the child labor in my acid mines at the same time. Been underground crackin' the whip... so to speak... literally.

    wow! you still use whips? i thought by now you'd be using electric collars
    that requires hooking wires up . Instead he uses the wires themselves.
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    the universe

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