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[RTG] Relatives that give you the creeps

8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
edited May 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
i don't have any.....wait....does that mean it's me?

how bout you.
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    No creeps but a couple of assholes.
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Uncle Fester was always good for a laugh
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    It's Me
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    I have a good friend that has family gatherings that I attend quite often. He has a cousin who is about 50 and wears the worst Hawaiin shirts, goofy sandals with socks, and too much cologne. Some reason, when he sees me, he runs up and starts talking about the Miami Dolphins (who I know nothing about), or video games (usually that I know nothing about), then he follows me around. I usually have a few fake phone calls or go to the bathroom a lot to lose the guy. Creeps me the fuck out. I think he may wear makeup too. :?
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  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    what is [RTG]?
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    What does RTG mean?

    I had a couple of uncles that gave me (more than) the creeps.

    Fortunately, they're long-gone now.
  • shepshep Houston Posts: 5,802
    I just try to avoid family gatherings...

    good way to filter out the creepy uncles. ;)
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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    1 creep
    1 asshole
    1 creep/asshole hybrid
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    shortstack wrote:
    what is [RTG]?

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  • cubBEE_girlcubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    Yes, I have a creepy uncle on my Mom's side and a whole bunch of asshole relatives on my Dad's side, but i don't talk to any of them anymore, so I don't have to deal with their asshole ways.
    I lost a bet...
  • PillowPantsPillowPants Posts: 4,877
    does it count if they're in prison?
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    PillowPants wrote:
    does it count if they're in prison?

    depends on if there name is Manson
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  • jbarbianjbarbian Posts: 991
    One uncle with paranoid schizophrenia, never bathes, wears all of my dad's old hand me down clothes. On good days he preaches the love of Jesus. On the bad days, we hear all of the fire and brimstone. Every day we hear how the government is trying to get him. "They" spy on him through the TV, all of his neighbors are in on it too. :fp:
  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    81 wrote:
    shortstack wrote:
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    shortstack wrote:
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    kthx
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  • Tom KTom K Posts: 842
    My whole family are a bunch of drunks.. We are all creepy..
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,304
    Got a weird uncle and an alcoholic uncle.
    Neither one I ever want to be around.
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    my family hates me...so I must be the creepy one.
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    One drunk asshole of an Uncle
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    One Dbag
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,304
    What's funny (or sad) is that it seems like most of us have at least one drunk uncle. :lol:


    I can't wait to be "the drunk uncle"! :lol:
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    come to think of it, my brother is sort of creepy. i've to date declined his facebook invite
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mca47 wrote:
    What's funny (or sad) is that it seems like most of us have at least one drunk uncle. :lol:


    I can't wait to be "the drunk uncle"! :lol:

    To be fair, mine is more of a "step" uncle.
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,551
    None i have a perfect family :lol: :P
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • IngeVSIngeVS Posts: 4
    My brother's taste in music creeps me out. He likes Enrique Iglesias, Adele and romantic love songs. (and he used to complain about my taste in music to friends who love the same music I do)
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Cousin Oliver was a real pain in the ass, almost as bad a Scrappy Do
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    I have a cousin in his 50s that hits on my sister and I. Fucking gross.
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    In the past regime, the ex was always the craziest, would trump everyone else's crazy/creepy factor
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I have a cousin in his 50s that hits on my sister and I. Fucking gross.
    1st cousin or 2nd?
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I have a cousin in his 50s that hits on my sister and I. Fucking gross.
    1st cousin or 2nd?
    2nd. Does it really matter tho? Shiver!
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