I have a good friend that has family gatherings that I attend quite often. He has a cousin who is about 50 and wears the worst Hawaiin shirts, goofy sandals with socks, and too much cologne. Some reason, when he sees me, he runs up and starts talking about the Miami Dolphins (who I know nothing about), or video games (usually that I know nothing about), then he follows me around. I usually have a few fake phone calls or go to the bathroom a lot to lose the guy. Creeps me the fuck out. I think he may wear makeup too. :?
Yes, I have a creepy uncle on my Mom's side and a whole bunch of asshole relatives on my Dad's side, but i don't talk to any of them anymore, so I don't have to deal with their asshole ways.
One uncle with paranoid schizophrenia, never bathes, wears all of my dad's old hand me down clothes. On good days he preaches the love of Jesus. On the bad days, we hear all of the fire and brimstone. Every day we hear how the government is trying to get him. "They" spy on him through the TV, all of his neighbors are in on it too. :fp:
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My brother's taste in music creeps me out. He likes Enrique Iglesias, Adele and romantic love songs. (and he used to complain about my taste in music to friends who love the same music I do)
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I had a couple of uncles that gave me (more than) the creeps.
Fortunately, they're long-gone now.
good way to filter out the creepy uncles.
1 asshole
1 creep/asshole hybrid
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depends on if there name is Manson
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I can't wait to be "the drunk uncle"!
To be fair, mine is more of a "step" uncle.