Chocolate Bullets

gimmesometruth27

i prefer chocolate han solo encased in chocolate carbonite...

redrock

Forget about chocolate bullets - just be careful who you get a nice bar of chocolate from - make sure it's not someone who has a beef with you!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/9405919/Death-by-chocolate-plot-to-kill-Sir-Winston-Churchill.html

"Giving a new meaning to the dessert name “death by chocolate”, Adolf Hitler’s bomb makers coated explosive devices with a thin layer of rich dark chocolate, then packaged it in expensive-looking black and gold paper.

The Germans apparently planned to use secret agents working in Britain to discreetly place the bars - branded as Peters Chocolate - among other luxury items taken into the dining room used by the War Cabinet during the conflict.

The lethal slabs of confection were packed with enough explosives to kill anyone within several metres."

chadwick

when a person gets shot they are burned by the extremely hot metal round they just had penetrate their dumb ass. metal moving at unreal speeds out of a gun is very hot. in all reality chocolate would melt & most probably disintegrate due to moving at 1700 ft per second as it was blasted out of a gun.

you cannot hunt pedophiles with chocolate bullets

shortstack

cacao!

JonnyPistachio

chadwick wrote:

when a person gets shot they are burned by the extremely hot metal round they just had penetrate their dumb ass. metal moving at unreal speeds out of a gun is very hot. in all reality chocolate would melt & most probably disintegrate due to moving at 1700 ft per second as it was blasted out of a gun.

you cannot hunt pedophiles with chocolate bullets

Mythbusters!

rollings

JonnyPistachio wrote:

chadwick wrote:

when a person gets shot they are burned by the extremely hot metal round they just had penetrate their dumb ass. metal moving at unreal speeds out of a gun is very hot. in all reality chocolate would melt & most probably disintegrate due to moving at 1700 ft per second as it was blasted out of a gun.

you cannot hunt pedophiles with chocolate bullets

Mythbusters!

problem solved--get a chocolate gun.

like, duh!

JonnyPistachio

rollings wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

chadwick wrote:

when a person gets shot they are burned by the extremely hot metal round they just had penetrate their dumb ass. metal moving at unreal speeds out of a gun is very hot. in all reality chocolate would melt & most probably disintegrate due to moving at 1700 ft per second as it was blasted out of a gun.

you cannot hunt pedophiles with chocolate bullets

Mythbusters!

problem solved--get a chocolate gun.

like, duh!

yeah, no duh.
But dont shoot people with peanut butter prosthetics! :P

rollings

you never heard of reese's peanut butter legs?

JonnyPistachio

rollings wrote:

you never heard of reese's peanut butter legs?

Nooooo... continue please...

rollings

JonnyPistachio wrote:

rollings wrote:

you never heard of reese's peanut butter legs?

Nooooo... continue please...

well, it's these peanut butter legs, right?...

and they got CHOCOLATE all over them...

true

chadwick

JonnyPistachio wrote:

chadwick wrote:

when a person gets shot they are burned by the extremely hot metal round they just had penetrate their dumb ass. metal moving at unreal speeds out of a gun is very hot. in all reality chocolate would melt & most probably disintegrate due to moving at 1700 ft per second as it was blasted out of a gun.

you cannot hunt pedophiles with chocolate bullets

Mythbusters!

I really dislike those two assholes on mythbusters. the one dude aint so bad with the huge mustache & beret on his head but his partner dumbass just drives me batshit crazy. together as a team they are my most disliked ppl on the face of the earth

JonnyPistachio

chadwick wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

chadwick wrote:

when a person gets shot they are burned by the extremely hot metal round they just had penetrate their dumb ass. metal moving at unreal speeds out of a gun is very hot. in all reality chocolate would melt & most probably disintegrate due to moving at 1700 ft per second as it was blasted out of a gun.

you cannot hunt pedophiles with chocolate bullets

Mythbusters!

I really dislike those two assholes on mythbusters. the one dude aint so bad with the huge mustache & beret on his head but his partner dumbass just drives me batshit crazy. together as a team they are my most disliked ppl on the face of the earth

ive actually never seen it, but the idea of the show sounds fantastic.

vant0037

In college, I worked in the University of Minnesota athletic department, selling tickets. We got some real weird characters from outstate Minnesota calling in from time to time. There was an old guy, who after 15 minutes of asking me and a buddy if we knew where a Dr. Pepper bottle was on the side of the interstate near Fergus, MN, proceeded to tell me that he "dreamed of a day when guns were made of licorice and shot chocolate bullets." It's a nice dream I suppose. When I saw this thread, I thought either (a) Kat was that guy (sorry Kat), or (b) that guy was a 10c member.

Kat

vant0037 wrote:

In college, I worked in the University of Minnesota athletic department, selling tickets. We got some real weird characters from outstate Minnesota calling in from time to time. There was an old guy, who after 15 minutes of asking me and a buddy if we knew where a Dr. Pepper bottle was on the side of the interstate near Fergus, MN, proceeded to tell me that he "dreamed of a day when guns were made of licorice and shot chocolate bullets." It's a nice dream I suppose. When I saw this thread, I thought either (a) Kat was that guy (sorry Kat), or (b) that guy was a 10c member.

lol, it wasn't me. I heard about Chocolate bullets on the news that morning when a young boy wrote to the VP and he replied to him. Chocolate bullets was a sweet thought,....heh.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/the-upbeat/ ... 17789.html

81

i prefer jello

moretonbayfig

adropinthepark

This week, the building department I work for issued a stop work order on a Chocolate Factory. Then when they came in to get the permit for their work, I turned them away due to their plans being all sorts of insufficient. I may have some chocolate bullets in my future. :think: