Chocolate Bullets

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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    hedonist wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    Jason P wrote:
    Awesome Spinning Chocolate Illusion

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6qtEWii5O0
    that is the coolest
    My eyes!

    That was pretty badass.
    just wish the flashing wasn't there
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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wfamPW3Eaw

    Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
    Make me feel good inside
    Got to be a chocolate Jesus
    Keep me satisfied
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    Kat wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    Kat wrote:
    Yes...that's what I want...chocolate bullets...that would go a long way in making the world a happier place. Chocolate is its own food group too...did you know that? :D

    x
    i do now

    meat
    poultry & fish
    vegetables
    fruit
    dairy
    chocolate

    :D Well, it is at my house anyway.

    And rightly so. Chocolate is good for you - http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/realbuzzcom/health-benefits-of-chocolate_b_2949048.html

    Chocolate makes you slim
    Chocolate makes you smarter
    Chocolate gives you energy
    Chocolate prevents wrinkles
    Chocolate slows down muscle ageing
    Chocolate helps you live longer
    Chocolate makes you happy

    And as Chadwick said - quality dark chocolate - at least 75% cocoa (I prefer the 85%)

    Not sure if chocolate bullet would solve all the woes in the world, but many would enjoy trying!
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,055
    We toured the Hershey's plant (not the tour they do today- the actual plant itself!) in Hershey, PA when I was a kid on visit to my Grandma. We got to walk by these massive tubs of liquid chocolate being stirred by machine. I seriously wanted to jump in one of them. Maybe some one did and that's why no more plant tour. :lol:
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  • moretonbayfigmoretonbayfig Posts: 805
    Kat wrote:
    Yes...that's what I want...chocolate bullets...that would go a long way in making the world a happier place. Chocolate is its own food group too...did you know that? :D

    x

    Absolutely, chocolate is its own food group :D

    Although, if my valentine sent me chocolate bullets... :shock: :? :nono:
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    brianlux wrote:
    We toured the Hershey's plant (not the tour they do today- the actual plant itself!) in Hershey, PA when I was a kid on visit to my Grandma. We got to walk by these massive tubs of liquid chocolate being stirred by machine. I seriously wanted to jump in one of them. Maybe some one did and that's why no more plant tour. :lol:
    Reminded of this -
    willy-wonka.jpg

    One of my favorite books and films growing up (I love Depp, but his re-do of that role reminded me too much of Carol Channing).
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,055
    hedonist wrote:
    brianlux wrote:
    We toured the Hershey's plant (not the tour they do today- the actual plant itself!) in Hershey, PA when I was a kid on visit to my Grandma. We got to walk by these massive tubs of liquid chocolate being stirred by machine. I seriously wanted to jump in one of them. Maybe some one did and that's why no more plant tour. :lol:
    Reminded of this -
    willy-wonka.jpg

    One of my favorite books and films growing up (I love Depp, but his re-do of that role reminded me too much of Carol Channing).

    I loved the Wilder version but haven't seen the Depp re-do. I'll check it out!
    And Roald Dahl's books... :thumbup:
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • oceaninmyeyesoceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    hedonist wrote:
    brianlux wrote:
    We toured the Hershey's plant (not the tour they do today- the actual plant itself!) in Hershey, PA when I was a kid on visit to my Grandma. We got to walk by these massive tubs of liquid chocolate being stirred by machine. I seriously wanted to jump in one of them. Maybe some one did and that's why no more plant tour. :lol:
    Reminded of this -
    willy-wonka.jpg

    One of my favorite books and films growing up (I love Depp, but his re-do of that role reminded me too much of Carol Channing).
    I've always loved the Wilder version and was not happy when the remake came out, because I "knew" it couldn't be as good as the original. We watched the remake with our kids, after having watched the original several times. Later when talking to my youngest son, who was probably around 4 or 5 at the time, he tried to differentiate between the two and he called the one with J Depp the "one with the lady." :lol: My boys and I love Roald Dahl. Prior to Mr. Dahl's death, my nephew, also a fan, wrote to Mr. Dahl and got a letter back from his favorite author. 8-)
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,055
    hedonist wrote:
    brianlux wrote:
    We toured the Hershey's plant (not the tour they do today- the actual plant itself!) in Hershey, PA when I was a kid on visit to my Grandma. We got to walk by these massive tubs of liquid chocolate being stirred by machine. I seriously wanted to jump in one of them. Maybe some one did and that's why no more plant tour. :lol:
    Reminded of this -
    willy-wonka.jpg

    One of my favorite books and films growing up (I love Depp, but his re-do of that role reminded me too much of Carol Channing).
    I've always loved the Wilder version and was not happy when the remake came out, because I "knew" it couldn't be as good as the original. We watched the remake with our kids, after having watched the original several times. Later when talking to my youngest son, who was probably around 4 or 5 at the time, he tried to differentiate between the two and he called the one with J Depp the "one with the lady." :lol: My boys and I love Roald Dahl. Prior to Mr. Dahl's death, my nephew, also a fan, wrote to Mr. Dahl and got a letter back from his favorite author. 8-)

    Nice! :D
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    edited May 2013
    Kat wrote:
    Yes...that's what I want...chocolate bullets...that would go a long way in making the world a happier place. Chocolate is its own food group too...did you know that? :D

    x

    while they probably don't make chocolate bullets...

    you may be familiar with this incredible chocolate... https://www.theochocolate.com/

    forget about a pj tour...when the next theo's factory tour? oh sweet heaven....nom, nom, nom and NOM! :P :mrgreen:
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  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 Posts: 23,303
    i prefer chocolate han solo encased in chocolate carbonite...

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    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    Forget about chocolate bullets - just be careful who you get a nice bar of chocolate from - make sure it's not someone who has a beef with you!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/9405919/Death-by-chocolate-plot-to-kill-Sir-Winston-Churchill.html

    "Giving a new meaning to the dessert name “death by chocolate”, Adolf Hitler’s bomb makers coated explosive devices with a thin layer of rich dark chocolate, then packaged it in expensive-looking black and gold paper.

    The Germans apparently planned to use secret agents working in Britain to discreetly place the bars - branded as Peters Chocolate - among other luxury items taken into the dining room used by the War Cabinet during the conflict.

    The lethal slabs of confection were packed with enough explosives to kill anyone within several metres."
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    when a person gets shot they are burned by the extremely hot metal round they just had penetrate their dumb ass. metal moving at unreal speeds out of a gun is very hot. in all reality chocolate would melt & most probably disintegrate due to moving at 1700 ft per second as it was blasted out of a gun.

    you cannot hunt pedophiles with chocolate bullets
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    cacao!
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,219
    chadwick wrote:
    when a person gets shot they are burned by the extremely hot metal round they just had penetrate their dumb ass. metal moving at unreal speeds out of a gun is very hot. in all reality chocolate would melt & most probably disintegrate due to moving at 1700 ft per second as it was blasted out of a gun.

    you cannot hunt pedophiles with chocolate bullets

    Mythbusters! :lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    chadwick wrote:
    when a person gets shot they are burned by the extremely hot metal round they just had penetrate their dumb ass. metal moving at unreal speeds out of a gun is very hot. in all reality chocolate would melt & most probably disintegrate due to moving at 1700 ft per second as it was blasted out of a gun.

    you cannot hunt pedophiles with chocolate bullets

    Mythbusters! :lol:

    problem solved--get a chocolate gun.

    like, duh!
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,219
    rollings wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    when a person gets shot they are burned by the extremely hot metal round they just had penetrate their dumb ass. metal moving at unreal speeds out of a gun is very hot. in all reality chocolate would melt & most probably disintegrate due to moving at 1700 ft per second as it was blasted out of a gun.

    you cannot hunt pedophiles with chocolate bullets

    Mythbusters! :lol:

    problem solved--get a chocolate gun.

    like, duh!

    yeah, no duh. :lol:
    But dont shoot people with peanut butter prosthetics! :P
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    you never heard of reese's peanut butter legs?
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,219
    rollings wrote:
    you never heard of reese's peanut butter legs?

    Nooooo... continue please...
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    rollings wrote:
    you never heard of reese's peanut butter legs?

    Nooooo... continue please...

    well, it's these peanut butter legs, right?...

    and they got CHOCOLATE all over them...

    true
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    when a person gets shot they are burned by the extremely hot metal round they just had penetrate their dumb ass. metal moving at unreal speeds out of a gun is very hot. in all reality chocolate would melt & most probably disintegrate due to moving at 1700 ft per second as it was blasted out of a gun.

    you cannot hunt pedophiles with chocolate bullets

    Mythbusters! :lol:
    I really dislike those two assholes on mythbusters. the one dude aint so bad with the huge mustache & beret on his head but his partner dumbass just drives me batshit crazy. together as a team they are my most disliked ppl on the face of the earth
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,219
    chadwick wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    when a person gets shot they are burned by the extremely hot metal round they just had penetrate their dumb ass. metal moving at unreal speeds out of a gun is very hot. in all reality chocolate would melt & most probably disintegrate due to moving at 1700 ft per second as it was blasted out of a gun.

    you cannot hunt pedophiles with chocolate bullets

    Mythbusters! :lol:
    I really dislike those two assholes on mythbusters. the one dude aint so bad with the huge mustache & beret on his head but his partner dumbass just drives me batshit crazy. together as a team they are my most disliked ppl on the face of the earth

    ive actually never seen it, but the idea of the show sounds fantastic.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • vant0037vant0037 Posts: 6,117
    In college, I worked in the University of Minnesota athletic department, selling tickets. We got some real weird characters from outstate Minnesota calling in from time to time. There was an old guy, who after 15 minutes of asking me and a buddy if we knew where a Dr. Pepper bottle was on the side of the interstate near Fergus, MN, proceeded to tell me that he "dreamed of a day when guns were made of licorice and shot chocolate bullets." It's a nice dream I suppose. When I saw this thread, I thought either (a) Kat was that guy (sorry Kat), or (b) that guy was a 10c member. :lol:
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  • KatKat Posts: 4,872
    vant0037 wrote:
    In college, I worked in the University of Minnesota athletic department, selling tickets. We got some real weird characters from outstate Minnesota calling in from time to time. There was an old guy, who after 15 minutes of asking me and a buddy if we knew where a Dr. Pepper bottle was on the side of the interstate near Fergus, MN, proceeded to tell me that he "dreamed of a day when guns were made of licorice and shot chocolate bullets." It's a nice dream I suppose. When I saw this thread, I thought either (a) Kat was that guy (sorry Kat), or (b) that guy was a 10c member. :lol:

    lol, it wasn't me. I heard about Chocolate bullets on the news that morning when a young boy wrote to the VP and he replied to him. Chocolate bullets was a sweet thought,....heh. :D

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/the-upbeat/ ... 17789.html
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    i prefer jello
    81 is now off the air

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  • moretonbayfigmoretonbayfig Posts: 805
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  • This week, the building department I work for issued a stop work order on a Chocolate Factory. Then when they came in to get the permit for their work, I turned them away due to their plans being all sorts of insufficient. I may have some chocolate bullets in my future. :think:
    I carried a watermelon
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