Office Lingo

LloydXmas
LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
edited June 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
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  • Release Mii
    Release Mii Posts: 58
    Lets take this off line = End of discussion.
    . . . the in between is mine.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    next tuesday
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    We need to talk about your TPS reports.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Lets Iron this out


    Lets throw some ideas on the wall and see of it sticks
  • Vitalogensia
    Vitalogensia Posts: 2,225
    "This is a learning opportunity"...have you guys heard this shit when someone screws up?
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    SK359828 wrote:
    "This is a learning opportunity"...have you guys heard this shit when someone screws up?

    Or "teaching event."
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    Too much office lingo here...

    My reply to it all is - "go fuck yourself"

    it just hurts my brain to hear this stuff
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • Vitalogensia
    Vitalogensia Posts: 2,225
    I constantly hear the term "team" to refer to coworkers, which drives me crazy. It's not like we have the chance to win anything.
  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,924
    Let's make sure that we're all on the same page.
  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    Indifference71 wrote:
    Let's make sure that we're all on the same page.
    :lol::lol::lol:

    "It is what it is."

    Most annoying to me: "I just wanted to reach out to you." What's wrong with "I thought I'd call you"? :fp:
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "We're right-sizing the company" (a.k.a., the company spent way too much on that last acquisition, so we've gotta fire some motherfuckers).
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    Circle back.
    Let's parking lot that.
    Synergy.
    :roll: :roll:
    I lost a bet...
  • Vitalogensia
    Vitalogensia Posts: 2,225
    Not sure if this applies to the topic at hand, but does "let me ask you this" drive anyone else crazy?
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,378
    When you ask someone about how it's working with Dave, and they reply, "Well, Dave is Dave", that means Dave is an asshole.
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • stuckinline
    stuckinline Posts: 3,407
    "Moving forward"
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,201
    Who wants to drive the team and bring home the win?


    UGH
    Its not a chuck wagon race!
  • PJ-Cubs
    PJ-Cubs Posts: 3,377
    "At the end of the day" - Hate that one

    "Its a win-win"
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    "transparency"
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    81 wrote:
    next tuesday

    :fp:
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,092
    god i must work in a lame ass office

    don't know any of these terms
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me

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