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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    can i just buy myself a cocktail instead?

    sure.. you can give yourself a blowjob too. ;)8-)

    if we could do that, men would never leave the house
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    81 wrote:
    can i just buy myself a cocktail instead?

    sure.. you can give yourself a blowjob too. ;)8-)

    :? :? :?

    that was unexpected
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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    81 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    can i just buy myself a cocktail instead?

    sure.. you can give yourself a blowjob too. ;)8-)

    :? :? :?

    that was unexpected


    from me?? hardly.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    can i just buy myself a cocktail instead?

    sure.. you can give yourself a blowjob too. ;)8-)

    if we could do that, men would never leave the house


    yeah perhaps... but it wouldnt be the same... masturbation never is. ;)8-)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
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    oceaninmyeyesoceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    can i just buy myself a cocktail instead?

    sure.. you can give yourself a blowjob too. ;)8-)

    if we could do that, men would never leave the house
    Darn it you beat me to it. One of my husband's favorite sayings :lol: Right up there with "If . . . if your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle."
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
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    PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,782
    I thought it was this Sunday, damn I left a message for my parents about going out for brunch on Sunday since it's Mother's day.

    They obviously think they raised an idiot right about now. :lol:
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    I thought it was this Sunday, damn I left a message for my parents about going out for brunch on Sunday since it's Mother's day.

    They obviously think they raised an idiot right about now. :lol:
    :lol:
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I thought it was this Sunday, damn I left a message for my parents about going out for brunch on Sunday since it's Mother's day.

    They obviously think they raised an idiot right about now. :lol:


    Beat the crowds, I get it...
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    oceaninmyeyesoceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    I thought it was this Sunday, damn I left a message for my parents about going out for brunch on Sunday since it's Mother's day.

    They obviously think they raised an idiot right about now. :lol:
    Or . . . .maybe your Mom is thinking she is getting brunch two Sundays is a row. What a considerate child she raised. :D
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    I thought it was this Sunday, damn I left a message for my parents about going out for brunch on Sunday since it's Mother's day.

    They obviously think they raised an idiot right about now. :lol:
    We had my wife's aunt and uncle show up at our house a week early for mother's day brunch... I had a very relaxing day planned... had them two weeks in a row :evil:
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    PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,782
    I thought it was this Sunday, damn I left a message for my parents about going out for brunch on Sunday since it's Mother's day.

    They obviously think they raised an idiot right about now. :lol:


    Beat the crowds, I get it...


    I think that's what I'll go with :D
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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    I thought it was this Sunday, damn I left a message for my parents about going out for brunch on Sunday since it's Mother's day.

    They obviously think they raised an idiot right about now. :lol:
    We had my wife's aunt and uncle show up at our house a week early for mother's day brunch... I had a very relaxing day planned... had them two weeks in a row :evil:

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    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,783
    Most moms just want to spend some nice time with their kids on Mother's Day, unless their kids can afford some really good gifts (i.e. a trip or a plasma screen, not flowers or bath beads).

    I'm taking my mom to an amazing Mother's Day brunch at this gorgeous place on a mountain side, overlooking mountain ranges and the inlet (there is actually a gift for her included with the brunch, but I don't know what that is - probably something dumb but that will make her pleased to get something free, like a coffee mug :lol: ). Then a nice walk somewhere, because she loves nothing more than going for walks in new places. All she really cares about is spending some quality time with me (luckily, I enjoy her company too! ... not everyone is so lucky!).
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i will be treating this day like easter, and avoiding all public places/roads/stores.
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    PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,782
    So I just got off the phone with my father . . . and we're going to brunch on Sunday to beat the crowds afterall.

    He ended the call with, "I'll tell your mother you learned the error your ways" :lol:

    this is where we're going, love it.

    they have a fantastic brunch, and it's reasonable, about $20/person

    http://www.adelphiarestaurant.com/
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    i will be treating this day like easter, and avoiding all public places/roads/stores.

    yep. and I am not going to remind my sons to do something for their mother, they are old enough to suffer on their own.
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    i will be treating this day like easter, and avoiding all public places/roads/stores.

    yep. and I am not going to remind my sons to do something for their mother, they are old enough to suffer on their own.

    :lol:
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    i will be treating this day like easter, and avoiding all public places/roads/stores.

    yep. and I am not going to remind my sons to do something for their mother, they are old enough to suffer on their own.

    :lol::lol::lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
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    LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I've got nothing.
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i'll be looking for some dust in the wind
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    i've been told I don't care, I responded by saying yes, I don't care, she responded with a f---- you.
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    mca47mca47 Posts: 13,269
    I ordered some flowers for my mom. F me! First of all, I don't do flowers for anyone! F flowers! You spend a fortune, a week later they are dead and in the garbage.

    So...I figured I'd be nice and get some flowers. $60 for the fn flowers and to get them delivered on Saturday....another $25!
    Cost me about $100 to send fn flowers. F!!!! :x
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mca47 wrote:
    I ordered some flowers for my mom. F me! First of all, I don't do flowers for anyone! F flowers! You spend a fortune, a week later they are dead and in the garbage.

    So...I figured I'd be nice and get some flowers. $60 for the fn flowers and to get them delivered on Saturday....another $25!
    Cost me about $100 to send fn flowers. F!!!! :x

    i would have picked up some and deleved them for 75

    45 if wanted to go with dandelions
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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Spent 30 bucks on my mom

    Must be out of my mind
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    LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Spent 30 bucks on my mom

    Must be out of my mind
    I don't remember getting my mom much when I was Younger. Now adays I step it up with a gift card or some gardening shit.
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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Spent 30 bucks on my mom

    Must be out of my mind
    I don't remember getting my mom much when I was Younger. Now adays I step it up with a gift card or some gardening shit.

    I got her some really expensive candles. She likes candles
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    LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Free dinner for moms at hooters on Sunday.

    :corn: :corn:
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Free dinner for moms at hooters on Sunday.

    :corn: :corn:

    interesting.....

    do you need proof...and do you need a woman to be there.
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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    81 wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Free dinner for moms at hooters on Sunday.

    :corn: :corn:

    interesting.....

    do you need proof...and do you need a woman to be there.

    http://www.freep.com/article/20130509/B ... -free-food
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