I did purchase a mattress from him when he worked at Sleep Country...glad to see he likes to work in the bedding industry given his name. (I have his biz card somewhere-had to keep it it was so funny)
I was selling my son's jeep he wrecked,for part's.
One day an Asian Woman came to my door and
inquired about said jeep,She said she would relay info.
to her husband and call me later.I asked to write her name down
for reference. She replied,"Sum Chit" I'm sorry,but I worked
really hard not to crack-up. "Excuse Me, What was the name again?"
Sum Chit she replied. " Could you please spell that for me?"
And the Chit saying's we came up with over that one.
When I had to have my massive surgeries after my horse accident,
The surgeon's name was Dr. Slaughter, the surgery tech 's
Name was Niefe. Pronounced Knife! WTF?!?!
Ok so I HAVE TO tell you this story, cause this could NOT be made up..
My older sister is sharing a house with these 18-23 year old morons
In Mo. And this 19 yr old girl us trying to "attack" my 41 yr old sister
On FB!! Which my sister, being an adult ignores her...
I get on there and see the posts from this Amber Whitten Sipes
Girl and I fucking bust out laughing!!!! Cause if you reverse the
'W' and the 'S' her name is Amber Shitten Wipes!! I'm still laughing
Over that !!
My wife has always liked the name Tate. This weekend she realized that is sounds too much like taint....due to the fact that my buds and I always reference taint jokes/ comments. She no longer wants to name a kid Tate.
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I would never name my son Oskar or my daughter Astrid, even though I like both names. But Oskar can be shortened to Ossi and Astrid to Assi. In Germany, you are a Ossi if you are from Eastern Germany (east is "Ost" in German) and Assis are a-socials, lowlifes, people who live on welfare money and don't give a shit.
Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue!
Also, don't try to make a common name unique by spelling it differently. You are cursing your child to have re-spell their name to people hundreds of thousands of times over their lifetime.
This. I work at a daycare, and I swear every kid almost has an unusual name, or a common name spelled stupidly. We are in generation "name your kid dumb shit for attention" :fp:
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Also, don't try to make a common name unique by spelling it differently. You are cursing your child to have re-spell their name to people hundreds of thousands of times over their lifetime.
This. I work at a daycare, and I swear every kid almost has an unusual name, or a common name spelled stupidly. We are in generation "name your kid dumb shit for attention" :fp:
I went for a third trimester check up with a friend.. And as my friend waited,
We could hear the nurse and patient before her.. The nurse asked.,
How's Pajama??? ( she pronounced it just like it reads.....),
And that lady got all pissed!! She yelled; my daughter's name is
"Paw jahmah!! Not pajama. All in the spelling !!
Also, don't try to make a common name unique by spelling it differently. You are cursing your child to have re-spell their name to people hundreds of thousands of times over their lifetime.
This. I work at a daycare, and I swear every kid almost has an unusual name, or a common name spelled stupidly. We are in generation "name your kid dumb shit for attention" :fp:
I went for a third trimester check up with a friend.. And as my friend waited,
We could hear the nurse and patient before her.. The nurse asked.,
How's Pajama??? ( she pronounced it just like it reads.....),
And that lady got all pissed!! She yelled; my daughter's name is
"Paw jahmah!! Not pajama. All in the spelling !!
Seriously! There are kids named Ekho, Xiana (pronounced Sienna :roll: ), Kasch (pronounced Cash :roll: ), Ema, tyree, Aeryn, (pronounced Erin :roll: ), Xoxia (pronounced Sosha :roll: ) etc. All in one building! Ridiculous. I'm not wanting to make fun of kids here, I love my job, but the parents... :nono:
Rose Garden Arena - Nov 02, 2000, Key Arena - Oct 22, 2001, Key Arena - Dec 08, 2002, Key Arena - Dec 09, 2002, Clark County Amphitheater - Sep 26, 2009
Also, don't try to make a common name unique by spelling it differently. You are cursing your child to have re-spell their name to people hundreds of thousands of times over their lifetime.
my name is Catherine...not a difficult name. I cant tell you how many times ive had to correct people with, that's with a 'c'. for some fucking unfathomable reason they automatically start spelling it with a K. they just assume and don't even ask. ive learnt to pre empt them.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Also, don't try to make a common name unique by spelling it differently. You are cursing your child to have re-spell their name to people hundreds of thousands of times over their lifetime.
my name is Catherine...not a difficult name. I cant tell you how many times ive had to correct people with, that's with a 'c'. for some fucking unfathomable reason they automatically start spelling it with a K. they just assume and don't even ask. ive learnt to pre empt them.
catefrances is a very unique spelling of catherine
Also, don't try to make a common name unique by spelling it differently. You are cursing your child to have re-spell their name to people hundreds of thousands of times over their lifetime.
my name is Catherine...not a difficult name. I cant tell you how many times ive had to correct people with, that's with a 'c'. for some fucking unfathomable reason they automatically start spelling it with a K. they just assume and don't even ask. ive learnt to pre empt them.
catefrances is a very unique spelling of catherine
just as rollings is a very unique name for ones child. :roll:
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Also, don't try to make a common name unique by spelling it differently. You are cursing your child to have re-spell their name to people hundreds of thousands of times over their lifetime.
my name is Catherine...not a difficult name. I cant tell you how many times ive had to correct people with, that's with a 'c'. for some fucking unfathomable reason they automatically start spelling it with a K. they just assume and don't even ask. ive learnt to pre empt them.
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Wow!
One day an Asian Woman came to my door and
inquired about said jeep,She said she would relay info.
to her husband and call me later.I asked to write her name down
for reference. She replied,"Sum Chit" I'm sorry,but I worked
really hard not to crack-up. "Excuse Me, What was the name again?"
Sum Chit she replied. " Could you please spell that for me?"
And the Chit saying's we came up with over that one.
http://www.healthgrades.com/dentist/dr- ... agot-2fr56
and he has no shame.
"david, this is dr. fagot, i need some toothbrushes."
gotta hand it to him for not changing his name.
The surgeon's name was Dr. Slaughter, the surgery tech 's
Name was Niefe. Pronounced Knife! WTF?!?!
My older sister is sharing a house with these 18-23 year old morons
In Mo. And this 19 yr old girl us trying to "attack" my 41 yr old sister
On FB!! Which my sister, being an adult ignores her...
I get on there and see the posts from this Amber Whitten Sipes
Girl and I fucking bust out laughing!!!! Cause if you reverse the
'W' and the 'S' her name is Amber Shitten Wipes!! I'm still laughing
Over that !!
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E.V. Milwaukee-08
Chicago 1 & 2-09
Alpine Valley 1 & 2-11
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Milwaukee-14
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St. Paul 1 & 2 - 23
My friends last name is Faller
The pilot's last name... Downer
soooo.. you got Faller and Downer in the cockpit
have a nice flight! I swear, you cant make up better shit..
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This. I work at a daycare, and I swear every kid almost has an unusual name, or a common name spelled stupidly. We are in generation "name your kid dumb shit for attention" :fp:
STILL laughing.
We could hear the nurse and patient before her.. The nurse asked.,
How's Pajama??? ( she pronounced it just like it reads.....),
And that lady got all pissed!! She yelled; my daughter's name is
"Paw jahmah!! Not pajama. All in the spelling !!
Seriously! There are kids named Ekho, Xiana (pronounced Sienna :roll: ), Kasch (pronounced Cash :roll: ), Ema, tyree, Aeryn, (pronounced Erin :roll: ), Xoxia (pronounced Sosha :roll: ) etc. All in one building! Ridiculous. I'm not wanting to make fun of kids here, I love my job, but the parents... :nono:
poor guy
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E.V. Milwaukee-08
Chicago 1 & 2-09
Alpine Valley 1 & 2-11
Wrigley-13
St. Paul-14
Milwaukee-14
Denver-22
St. Paul 1 & 2 - 23
my name is Catherine...not a difficult name. I cant tell you how many times ive had to correct people with, that's with a 'c'. for some fucking unfathomable reason they automatically start spelling it with a K. they just assume and don't even ask. ive learnt to pre empt them.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
catefrances is a very unique spelling of catherine
just as rollings is a very unique name for ones child. :roll:
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
My sister spells it with a C as well
There will be the inevitable 'ass turd' issue as well